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They....they realize the guy who made the thing in-story was the villain, right?

Good on Jamison Price for stepping down. The original dub started over 15 years ago and the industry was a different place than it is now, so I can definitely get why he'd feel uncomfortable as a white dude coming back to voice a character that's explicitly confirmed to be a person of color. I think there's a big difference between Chad, who's outright stated to be half-Mexican in canon, vs someone like Yoruichi who isn't even human and was just given a darker skin tone as a design choice.

Dang, Black Adam didn't even beat it by $10 million. It's bonkers to me that a big budget superhero movie starring The Rock couldn't do that much better than an anime tie-in that requires 500+ hours of previous viewing to appreciate.

Finally, some good comes from Toonami not airing tie-in movies.

That movie left me scarred in ways that won't recover. Hero- Endeavor can't even hit the #1 spot in child abuse. Abyss- Tonight's theme is children being traumatized. I don't like how this boat sounds. This old man needs a hug and some therapy. I would already like to get off this ride now, please. Well at least the weird guy who eat bugs seems like a nice guy. Between the scar and the hair, together these kids make one Shoto. This won't end well for any of them but at least she found some nice people to die with. Oh good they're all making friends. This new child already looks pre-traumatized. Nothing good ever happens to adorable children in this show. Oh right, the abyss curse. Wait that's Bondrew's place, where the fuck is he? I love Nanachi so much. Also he tried to vivisect Reg so let's never get near him again. That's a big fish. Oh great we're just wandering down the fucking SEA OF CORPSES. And now, poop jokes. Nanachi is the best. I got a real bad feeling about this. Yashahime- I vote we just let Zero and Rin both die. Towa your mullet is hideous. Wow this was all Zero's fault who could have fucking guessed. Moroha continues to deserve a better show. Maybe Jaken and Takechiyo can fight each other to the death. Oh what the hell is this. Now Zero gets a tragic backstory because why the fuck not. That's one ugly windmill. "This is really painful to watch" is right, Moroha. Oh hey, Sesshomaru actually does one good thing in his life. LET YOUR PARENTS OUT. Meanwhile Towa, fucking it up yet again. SLAP. So these butterflies basically do whatever the plot demands, because coming up with more than one explanation is too hard. I still don't care about their backstory, show. Shut up, Kikyo tree. This is stupid. Dealing with Towa would also make me wanna fucking die. So did Zero fuck their grandpa or what. No seriously lady, what the FUCK was your deal? THIS IS STUPID. Wait so was her baggage from thirsting after their grandpa or from her niece getting killed? That guy had a point, why the hell would you bring your little kid to a fight to the death? Oh good, Sesshomaru is reunited with his teenage bride whom he helped raise. Moroha please let your parents out. HOW THE FUCK DARE YOU, GIVE THAT BACK. I truly hate you, show. One Piece- It's real cute that Law thinks Luffy can follow a plan. You better not want to fight Shanks. Speak up, the wind's too loud! Guys he's right there, he can hear you. Chopper that's your body. I love Luffy he's a good boy. If anyone's going to regret this teamup it's Law. I love these idiots. Now you've gotta get Nami's body back. Poor Chopper. Sanji would be happy Nami's taken over his body. I always forget Law's an actual doctor. Fuck the government. They're kids they weren't exactly hard to trick with candy. Law, already regretting his decision. "How do you stand me?" DOCTOR BUDDIES! Meanwhile, some other schmucks. That sure is a massive ominous form. Aw hell it's alive. Remember kids, never trust the government. Oh don't worry, they're real good at causing chaos. Oh right, the marines are still here. Caesar is the worst. Nothing can stop the smooze! Okay I know Smiley is a toxic monstrosity that will kill everyone but on the other hand, it's kinda cute.

Went and saw the movie today. I hate the main movie-exclusive girl but that final boss fight was more than worth putting up with her. 10/10 recommend if you're caught up with the manga or don't mind 30 seconds of no-context spoilers from where the anime is in Japan.

The way I see it, Bleach probably cost an absolute assload of money. Toonami's the only platform with an actual interest in the broadcast rights, but I could definitely see Disney paying extra just to keep it out of a competitor's hands unless Viz or someone on Japan's side stepped in and demanded an actual broadcast with those rights. If they managed to snag it that means a guaranteed home run for the next year, and if they didn't it means there's recently been a whole lot of cash freed up they can use for multiple smaller shows. Either way we win, unless the overlords decide to cut the budget even further or Zaslav just nukes the block entirely for a massive $65 tax write off.

I wonder if season 5's gonna get yoinked off the schedule part of the way through because the rights run out or if the contract on it is just long enough that it'll finish up before they lose it.

I'm always down to watch Endeavor but I definitely would have rather kept the double One Piece instead of a rerun.

What the hell do they even have left that they can write off at this point?

Oh my god. Housing Complex- Ohhh I don't like this. He's learned too much and now he's gonna make you learn it too. Whelp time for me to start pissing myself in fear. I'd like to get off this ride now please. None of this sounds like a good thing. Whelp, can't trust moss now. Aw shit we're in a time loop now. Aw fuck Kimi's an elder god's human form isn't she. Whelp time for everything to go to hell. The fuck kind of message is that to send someone? I'm okay with racist granny getting killed. So what happens if they kill Cthulhu's human avatar, does he go back to sleep for a couple more decades or enter our world to destroy us all? Man that nice wall-eyed guy is having a real rough time. Aw hell the little girl's evil too. ROCK BEATS CROWBAR, BITCHES. I would very much like to get off this ride now, please. So how the fuck did her mom become a magic plant fetus. Oh jesus christ what the fuck. Remember kids, don't fuck with an elder god. She's right, humans ruin everything. Hey god, sorry I tried to kill you. And now your organs are moss. Hey at least spare the one nice guy who's tried to help you. Congratulations, you're the last human on Earth I guess. Well that sure was a thing that happened. Yashahime- Silly Jaken, you think Sesshomaru gives a shit about his kids? Title confirms that nobody fucking likes you, Towa. Oh great now this asshole is gonna dance for us. I still don't even know what this bitch's deal is. Show you're wasting your time, I could not give a fraction of a fuck about Towa's backstory. Kagome's family deserved better. It'd be nice if Erica Mendez could go back to being in shows that aren't total dogshit. She grew up with by far the most loving famly of all the girsl and yet she's the peak of loneliness here? She was popular among the local lesbians. Honestly forgetting your sister exists for years would be a real godsend sometimes.Oh good, dipshit Riku brought the child Towa was trying to protect from this bitch. Thank god, Moroah's here. Just let Rin die, please. Oh what the fuck now. Sesshomaru making his court-ordered monthly visitation. Wow you pissed off the girl with a sword and she cut you with the sword, who could have expected that. Good, good, let the hate flow through you. Rin really looking uncomfortably younger than her kids here. And then lasors because why the fuck not. Why the fuck should we care about saving this bitch? I feel like this Zero bitch was supposed to be this show's version of Kagura but, like everything else it tried to do, fumbled hard with it and shit the bed. One Piece- This is also how I feel when I want candy. Oh yeah I'm sure they're really dead. Law you can have free roam of anything I have. Who's this Joker dude? Wait the harpy had legs? Caesar is the fucking worst. Aw hell the yetis are coming. I hope Franky left an instruction manual in his speedo. She's trying the lasers. I kinda love Brownbeard. Whelp, so much for Brownbeard. I am also a dunce famous for being stupid. Man now I just feel bad for him. Oh right, try not to kill the kids. When will people learn that guns don't work on Luffy? Aw crap they got Nami. Oh right, Smoker's squad is here. Sorry minions, Law goes wherever the hell he wants. Poor Brownbeard. Drugs are bad, now give the reindeer some drugs. Dangit Franky, this is why they said no drugs! I miss Franky's old hair. Nami as Franky is great. I don't think these guys are prepared for how dumb Luffy is. I don't think you guys actually wanna open that warehouse. Whatever's in there, I don't like it. I know they're villains but the Yeti bros are pretty fun. You're gonna have to knock out Franky. I'm willing to bet on Franky's alcohol tolerance being better than your weapon. Dangit Franky, again! Oh hey Law. God he's cool. I'll work under you, Law. As long as you;re not targeting Shanks I'm in. Hahahaha, you think you can get Luffy to follow a plan.

I mean hell they should still have Big O season 2 forever, right? Could they not just throw that in a rerun slot to fill time for a couple months?

Housing Complex- And then everyone was even more racist. I got a real bad feeling about all this. What is this Scooby Doo shit antagonizing a little kid? I don't trust racist granny here. Uhhhh I don't think that's a sign of good fortune. Did y'all forget you have a camera? I don't think your mom's okay, I bet she's barfing up moss. I got a real bad feeling about Kimi's mom. This ain't gonna end well. Oh no don't hurt the nice wall-eyed guy. Oh it's not a good sign that the main intern guy is skipping town. That is the most ominous rainbow I've ever seen. I do not like where any of this is going. It's not safe to be out alone, so go ahead and leave these two small children on their own for awhile. Oh no where's the old man. Don't go in the ominous murder bunker! Ohhhh DO NOT go in that hole. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK CTHULHU'S COMING. Aw fuck is her mom a fish people? I DON'T LIKE THIS. Yashahime- Y'all can just go ahead and kill Towa if you want. So why does the girls' hair get longer when they lose their powers when Inuyasha's only ever changed color? Showing Sesshomaru together with his teenage bride isn't gonna make the pairing less uncomfortable, show. And now giant demon maggots because why the fuck not. Oh what in the fuck is this. Thank god I would much rather watch this drunk raccoon. I don't know how Moroha is the one with the most brain cells in this subplot but I'm here for it. I want to punt this little raccoon child out of the window just on principle. CAW. Moroha continues to be the single bright spot in this dumpster fire of a show. Is this yeti bullshit supposed to be funny instead of just an annoying waste of time? Could Kohaku, the leader of the demon slayer corps, not figure out how to defeat these minor demons without Setsuna's instructions? Meanwhile, what the fuck is the point of Towa's subplot here? How is TAX FRAUD the most interesting thing in this season? Shut up child, I hate you enough already. And now you have to fight the goddamn moon. I love my feral idiot daughter. And he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids! Please use Takechiyo as a meat shield. This is so stupid but it's a rare moment I genuinely enjoy. Y'all could pay off the rest of her bills so she can get that off her back. MOROHA NO, PAY OFF YOUR DEBT. Oh right, Towa's shit is still going on. Don't worry lady, I've got enough hatred for all of you. Lupin- Uh hey Lupin you're kinda bleeding out here. Oh hey Jigen. Can't stop staring at Fujiko's tits. Slap me next, please. Lady that sure sounds like something a liar would say. Joke's on you old woman, you can't take the simp out of him that easily. He's right, pointing a gun at your friends is very uncool. There is no greater force in Lupin's life than Fujiko's tits. The real treasure was the friends he made along the way. Oh snap, tiny Lupin was cool as shit. Hey maybe next time you could try leaving innocent women alone and not being weird as shit? Honestly, you deserved that. Joke's on you bitch, you don't even get to kill her. I'm disappointed that they skipped the part where Lupin had to drag his half-dead ass onto the roof for this climactic fight. KNIFE SHOES. No, I still blame her for all the people she's killed. Oh hey Pops. Oh sweet, the cop lady's still alive. Man, Tomoe was the fucking worst. Now please get Lupin to a hospital. Or we could steal some shit first, that works too. Quick, loot her corpse. No, tell me what's in that damn box. I hope those two cop sidekicks got to fuck eventually. I love these idiots. One Piece- I like that Smoker remembers to wear Tashigi's glasses even though she doesn't. Smoker's really going through it today. Joker, huh? I wanna know more about this big tittied harpy lady. I don't trust this gas guy. I don't know what's funnier, Franky's face on Chopper's body or Nami's moe eyes on Franky's face. Joke's on you, Law doesn't give a shit. Law really got hotter over the timeskip. Remember kids, climate change sucks. I'm sure this Vega Punk guy isn't gonna be important at all later. Jesus, that's fucked up. How is the dude who's experimenting on children somehow the good guy in this scenario? This is starting to make more sense. Goddammit Luffy wake up. Hey can we not be freaky science guinea pigs? Ohhh he's evil as shit. NEVER TRUST A CLOWN. Caesar is garbage but his theme music is great. Oh sweet, new OP. Guys I don't think you should be celebrating him just yet. Don't worry Sanji I also get distracted by my tits sometimes. Zoro is suffering. "Nope, the only thing broke is my panty-loving heart." Aww, seeing them with the kids is adorable. Robin is disturbed. Uhhh you okay there, kiddo? Something's not right here, y'all. Aw hell the kids are dying. I love Chopper so much. Aw fuck he got the kids hooked on drugs. Oh fuck you, clown man. Wait, what the fuck? Why is the evil clown man turning the kids into giants!? Drugging them unconscious is the good kind of drugs here. I'm with Franky, don't split up. Sanji's having the best day. Good job you found a bigfoot. God Law looks cool. Tonight's theme is yetis, I guess. Whelp, half the crew's dead.

I was out of town last weekend so we're speedrunning these. Housing Complex- Oh I don't like where any of this is going. I swear to god if Cthulhu shows up I am gonna piss my pants and cry like a little bitch. Yashahime- Great job girls how do you not own a fucking calendar for this shit. It's amazing how much better this show is when they just give up and make half of it an episode of Inuyasha. Lupin- Man this franchise goes to some weird places sometimes. Oh hey, we're back to the Sherlock Holmes characters. Aw crap he won't even simp for Fujiko anymore, we're in trouble. Well this got fucked up. One Piece- If I ever get bodyswapped the first thing I'd do is check out my new tits and/or junk. Man, Law is hot. Between Gay Hexxus and the harpy and the centaurs what the fuck is going on in this island. Wow, Law is hot AND terrifying. Sorry Law, Luffy is your new best friend now. Maybe Tashigi would do a better job at fighting if she'd try putting her glasses on. Oh hey, samurai dude's got a power. They're all so fucking stupid. I love some good body swap shenanigans. If there's one thing I respect about Smoker it's his choice to go tits out at literally all times.

Netflix can go ahead and keep this one.

Housing Complex- I don't know what's going on but I always approve of hitting someone with a bat. So uh what's up with that flashback? Kids having fun? Not on my fucking watch. Gee that suddenly dead bug seems ominous. Ah hell who's dead? This girl is adorable. Mood, kiddo. Ohhh do not go in that underground tunnel there is nothing good down there. Definitely starting to get creeped out by how fixated everybody is with this little girl. Oh hey, I've heard of this thingy before. I'm sure this line about not trusting your eyes isn't gonna be important later. Oh I don't like that. I'm with the kid playing some shitty mobile game instead of watching the scenery. Okay so her mom's definitely dead and she's seeing ghosts right? That's way too many white dudes. Fucking weeb. This is either the setup for a murder or a sitcom, there is nothing in between. Hey child, what the fuck? Thanks, incredibly large man. This guy seems nice he is going to die so fast. Oh good they're friend and nothing bad will ever happen now. Please don't take your new friend into the haunted murder bunker. Aw fuck it's time to get murdered. I like Yuri she's a good kid. What a relief it's just the weeb, you can outrun him easily. Meanwhile, fish murder. I hope racist granny dies. Waifu down. Yashahime- I like when Moroha gets to do things. Oh right, Riku's blind and nobody cares. It's just lotion calm the fuck down. Oh right, Setsuna is doing something. Maybe we should just let Rin die and escape the creep that knocked her up as a child. Oh yeah because nothing stops a monster made of fire like a fucking wood fence. These bulls just look so pathetic I can't even insult them. wow it's shocking that the plan didn't work out. Oh what the fuck now. And now our villain, who gives so few shits he doesn't remember why he's attacking them. This is stupid and I hate all of you. Way to fuck it up, flashback lady. You start simping for some village girl and everything goes to hell. Why are you sidekick cows so fucking stupid looking? Why does your himbo son not wear a shirt? I DON'T CARE, SHOW. And now she can activate the magic floss bullshit or whatever it is, I don't care. Oh what the fuck is THIS. I'm sure this would be very moving if these two random characters mattered at all. Lupin- Who's this girl? Welcome to...Greenland, I'm guessing? Oh this is gonna be depressing. Good news kid you're gonna read about your mom getting railed. If she starts singing Mama Mia I'm out. Alright so how is this gonna relate back to Lupin at all? Did you fuck my mom, Lupin? It's a seal! Oh right, there was an actual plot with this lady who might be Lupin's mom. Okay so y'all got a long family history of getting knocked up at 16. Oh hey is that the one girl who shot the other lady? Why is this suddenly getting super ominous? Meanwhile, Goemon cathces a fish. Hi pops. Oh I don't like where this is going. Fuuuuuuuuck. I'm sorry, what just happened? And then she died of sad mom disease. Well, that sure was a thing that happened. One Piece- Hi Law! Come back with a warrant, lady. Hey maybe the nice marines will help these kidnapped children. Well that's some depressing childhood trauma. Chopper is a good boy. I don't trust this master guy. I love Kung Fu Chopper. This seems ominous. Well those sure are some terrifying giant corpses hidden in the ice walls. Franky you have a centaur mode. Just help him find his son. Meanwhile, Luffy shenanigans. Hey you leave our banana boat alone. Meanwhile meanwhile meanwhile, Brook is a gift. There goes the samurai. Goddammit Luffy you got the cops called. Law definitely got hotter after the time skip. Get off my porch, Smoker. Oh hey, the kids. Franky is the best babysitter. Smoker didn't sign up for this today. Maybe just take the kids and leave. Law regrets answering that door. You don't need powers to get me in your room, baby. Fuck this ship in particular. Guys don't fight I have room enough in my heart and/or bed for both of you. You centaur fucks leave our boat alone! Oh wow 80 million, I'm pretty sure half the crew's higher than that. Aww, now his feelings are hurt. I volunteer to grab Robin. I hope somebody grabbed those disembodied legs. Aw fuck now there's sharks. Akainu ruins everything. RIP Zoro's tits. Brook to the rescue! I think Brook might be my favorite Straw Hat. They beat up the sharks. Get these people some coats, stat. Somebody grab one for Usopp before he dies. Law's so cool. Ohhhh, Law cut him up. Uh hey Law what are you doing. Oh please tell me we're doing a bodyswap episode. YESSSSS. Sanji's having the best day. Fuck this ship in particular, again. I bet Law's unbeatable in Tetris. Joke's on you, he doesn't give a shit about his job. Somker he is gonna beat your ass. It's okay Tashigi the important thing is you tried.

This is his scariest story of all.

Idk, I feel like Disney and Amazon would be totally fine with throwing out more money to pick up the broadcast rights just to spite a competitor.

Can't wait to go from watching Little Mermaid with my niece to the BLOOD WAR

I hate this take because even a bad show has value. It represents years of work on the creators' part, and now they have nothing to show for it. Even if it sucked (and I wouldn't know because why the fuck would I care about a cartoon made for small children based on a 40-year old IP), dozens of people still put their time and effort into it and it's shitty that it's basically being sent to the shadow realm never to be seen again.

Yashahime- How's Towa gonna fuck it up this time? Who the fuck is that kid? Oh goddammit this bitch found herself a friend. I still don't know what the deal is with these damn pearls but I'm pretty sure the show doesn't know that either. Kirara deserves a better show. Here, take my knockoff Batn and Bodyworks lotion. Moroha shows up and my brain produces a single molecule of serotonin. Why the fuck is this guy still here when everyone knows he's a direct camera to the villain? Hi, random schmucks I have no attachment to. Oh great, they're sexist. Can you not just throw water on the fire cows? O hthat thing just looks pathetic. Moroha with a Swiss army knife genuinely makes me smile. Please just kill Towa here. I want Takechiyo to die. Oh, it's not Takechiyo but I still hate this child. So what underage teenager did Kirinmaru fuck to get this kid? What's with this fuckin ghost kid? Oh what the fuck now. LOOK WITH YOUR SPECIAL EYES. Uhhh so if Kirinmaru could see out of his eyes, wouldn't blinding him just help Towa? Why does that one guy not wear a shirt. Yes Towa this is all your fault and you're the worst. Moroha almost makes the rest of this garbage series tolerable. Lupin- And now for something completely different. This girl is adorable. Fuck you, bridge! Hiiiiiiiiiii Fujiko. It's okay kid we're all gay for Fujiko. Oh god she's shipping her with Jigen. Jigen is now Dandy. Aw crap, Goemon's got covid. I love this kid she's cracking me up. Sorry kid his first and only love is GUN. Welcoe to Fishing Simulator. Lupin your neck is broken maybe don't go scuba diving. Mermaid Fujiko is doing things for me. Just wait til you meet Player #3, kiddo. SLAP. Lupin being #1 simp is my favorite thing. They're friends now and I like that. Oh my god this is gonna be good. She drew a fucking storyboard for it. I'm wheezing. I think Lupin won there. Can I also pledge my undying love to mermaid Fujiko while we're here? Don't worry girl that's just their fetish. GODDAMMIT KID. Well you're getting closer with the spy idea. One Piece- So what's with the giant daycare center? Kids love Franky. Awww they love Chopper too. Franky is somehow the best babysitter. He's looking for his son, Nemomonosuke. Yes please limit your weapon usage around the small children. I love how Robin thinks. Can I ride on Zoro next? Banana boat! Aw crap that guy's got a horn. Oh fuck what are they doing with the kids. You have activated Dr Chopper. I don't trust the guys in the full body gas masks, kids. Uhhhh kids, y'all doing nokay? I don't know what's going on here but I don't like it. Nami is the best. I like when Sanji gets to be cool. Watch some violence, children! Lupin vs Sanji in a contest for biggest simp on the block. Meanwhile, Brook. This seems ominous. Oh hey, it's the rest of that guy. Hiiiii Smoker. These marines are gonna be so confused between the centaurs and the giant kids and the dismembered torso stabbing people. Smoker's not having a good time. These marines are kinda idiots. That is a very large man. More centaurs! Oh my god Usopp shut up. Meanwhile, Chopper is a good boy. Franky's having fun. Great job Sanji now the room is filling up with gas. Uh you okay there samurai dude? Meanwhile meanwhile, Brook's having a rough day. Brook you don't have eyes either. So what the hell happened to that guy anyways? What's the deal with science Hexxus here? Who are you are you hot? Uh y'all might not wanna drop those gas masks yet. Vegapunk, huh? Come back with a warrant, fucksticks. YES YOU'RE HOT, HIIIII LAW. Oh sweet he's a Warlord now. Jesus christ Law. My heart is still available to steal, Law.

Lucky for all of you that at my core I am a hater.

I wonder if that guy ever got put on the right combination of court-ordered medications. Actually Family Guy related, it's always pretty bonkers to remember that the reason it became one of the most successful shows Fox has ever had because Adult Swim pulled it out of their dumpster 20 years ago.

I think this is my favorite one so far.

Hell, who was that one weirdo who'd flip out and post death threats over One Piece opinions?