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Is Yusuke supposed to look 30 or are they trying to pass that grown man off as a middle schooler?

Well, I guess that could have been worse. FLCL- Let's just get this over with. I'm glad she's dead. Oh yeah this is gonna go just great. Lady I don't think it matters if the towels are clean when she just got shot in the chest. Arise, chicken! No please just let her die. Show I could not give less of a shit about this bitch's backstory. In a surprise twist, it turns out threatening terrorism for funsies is a real bad idea. Why are you bitching about that old guy, isn't restoring the universe a good thing? Did they just say cream corn candy? Kid it's not your fault she was weird and stupid, your dick didn't cause that. MOTHERFUCKER. Can we just throw her off the roof. And now she's half-ghost in some kinda Daddy Phantom situation. In an emergency, use this ghost bitch as a human shield. It turns out that deep down, she's a pussy. Oh hey, Pets is there. Boy you have gotta get some better standards. You cna try shooting her again. And then something about a giant flying space dick. If she has to live, I can accept her being erased from this universe's existence as a consolation prize. It's a weird choice to kick Haruko entirely out of her own series. Boy how the fuck did you get here. Oh, she's a boy in this universe. Yeah sure why the fuck not. One Piece- If I lost a fight to Bellamy I'd just off myself out of pure shame. Harry Styles is now your enemy. Sorry Luffy I think your cover's blown. Santa no! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT! Uh hey bouncers y'all wanna maybe cut this short? Sorry boys looks like you're on the naughty list. It's alright grandpa it's time to take your meds. Luffy is great at stealth mode. For fuck's sake somebody take Bellamy out already. And then racism. Hack seems cool. I miss Uncle Fish. I'll never be intimidated by someone named Ricky but I do respect his decision to go into a fight with the sluttiest miniskirt he could find. Meanwhile those dudes are definitely dead. Legs McGee is here. You will look at this man's gratuitous crotch shots. This guy got a name so he's presumably allowed to survive. Get out of here Bellamy, you suck! Hey, where's Bartolomeo? I love this asshole. Never fight a man with his dick out. Surprise, he's not as incompetent as he looks. Sorry, fish friend. There goes Ricky's skull. Lotta people hate Doflamingo here but not as many as I'd expect. And then Legs McGee kicked the shit out of everyone. Hey that's cheating. What a surprise, everyone is backstabbing each other. Hey now you leave him alone, he's funny. God I love seeing Bellamy fail. Alright bro what's your devil fruit? Bartolomeo is now my favorite in this fight. Luffy no don't root for him. King Egg you better charge that punch quick. Y'all might wanna move. Okay so if you win this round, what are you gonna do in the final match when you've got no allies and no time to recharge? I'm glad that Franky and this wacky nutcracker are friends now. This guy's blood pressure must be off the charts. He's either about to launch a devastating punch or shit his pants, whatever comes first. ONE PUUUUUUUNCH. Great job asshole you broke the ring. SURPRISE, FUCKO. Oh, he's got the barrier fruit. Ooh he's got a plan for that fruit. Nutcracker is a good dude. We interrupt this tournament arc for a tragic backstory.

Not pictured: Me trying to explain One Piece to my confused Boomer dad for a solid fifteen minutes before I give up and take my anger out mashing a medically inadvisable amount of potatoes.

I mean yeah, they've probably done well enough to justify their existence on a late-night cable channel block with minimal competition. I think it's just a case of dwindling returns though; the first sequels were unnecessary, but there was some genuine curiosity about what they'd do with the franchise. Meanwhile the reception to the new ones seems to be a lot more openly negative from the very first announcement of their existence and hate-watching only goes so far. Most of the feedback I've seen tends to range from "Meh, it's alright I guess but I don't know why they made this" to outright loathing, and I wouldn't be surprised at all if the decision to call it quits on FLCL sequels is significantly motivated by all the constant backlash rather than any creative decision that the story's reached a satisfying conclusion.

I let out a sigh of relief as I flashback to the overhaul that killed the old boards. FLCL- Boy control your boner for ten goddamn minutes. I could also use a drink. Aww she grew up. Did Pets grow out of her bitch phase? She's a manic pixie dream her, and he's the whiny simp thirsting over her. I hope they die in there. I'm straight up not having a good time here. Kanna is also not having a good time here. Fuck this guy and the horse he rode in on. Not now, train! Old man you should be catfishing this dumbass with pictures of a barely-legal Onlyfans model. The fuck is that, the Stranger Things portal? Yeah sure this is going just great. Diabetes doesn't wait, you weird horny bitch. Oh it's the fat bird. Your premature ejaculation is going to destroy us all. There are too many trains in this town. This was supposed to just be a nice day off where she took it easy and got her hair done and you shitty kids ruined it. Hey you dropped your thing. Here's your fucking candy, asshole. Pull the trigger, Piglet. Kanna you don't owe this little shit an explanation. Oh my god you stupid bitch just cut the tag out of your shirt and quit whining. Don't fuck with me, she better be dead. One Piece- Bellamy you fucked your life up all on your own. Genuinely surprised Luffy remembers him. I'd like to see Luffy take him down with one punch again. You asshole if you touched that horse that's also a bird I will rip your dick off myself. Oh this new guy looks fun. The fake mustaches continue to crack me up. Look out for the fish, y'all. Law carrying the brain cell for his half of the arc. Well these guys look ominous. Not the CP dicks again! Meanwhile, shenanigans. Zoro is doing a remarklably good job of following that thing. YEET. Hey, at least you got your sword. Meanwhile meanwhile, Kinemon is nailing this stealth thing. It's a top knot shaped hat. Look I'm at 50/50 whether you should bother saving your idiot friend. He has a wacky accent and I enjoy that. Meanwhile meanwhile meanwhile, Sanji's boner gets him into further trouble. Sanji my dude, she is absolutely going to stab you later. Meanwhile meanwhile meanwhile meanwhile, we should throw this child overboard. Brook is a gift we don't deserve. Can't wait for this little shit's tragic backstory. Play Freebird! God I love Brook so much. I sure hope that's just a really big mouse running through your kitchen. Aw hell somebody's got the LSD-LSD fruit. What's your power, weird guy? #1 in the Most Annoying Pirates Who Should Just Go Away Competition. Okay I kinda love this dumbass. Uh dude I don't think you're allowed to attack the audience. It's a pipe bomb! This man is a wonderful troll. Fuck you, Bellamy. Please let me see him get one-shotted again, it'll be so funny. Have some standards, bitches. Give us some exposition, Harry Styles. Remember to look out for the fish. Fuck you and your stupid springs. Pretty sure I just saw a Street Fighter guy in the background. That is a very egg-shaped king. Please don't let someone ugly get my boyfriend's power. Better hope he doesn't waste that punch. Those fish are eating good today. I am very disappointed to see Bellamy not die immediately. Luffy's having a great time. Surely this masked guy won't be important. I refuse to fear a man named Ricky. Bartolomeo is just out here living his best life. Cabbage. You'll know if Kid's here, he'll be angry and yelling. Hi Santa! WHAT. Cover's blown. Goddammit Garp what'd you do to piss off Santa.

Hear me out. Whoopi as genderswap Crocus.

That sure was a thing we just watched. FLCL- How will they find a new way to disappoint me this time? The fuck is that. I don't like this girl. I'm sure these are solid rules for the Bear Grylls crowd. And then knockoff Dimple was here. We have Mob at home. I warned you about stairs, bro. Knowing we only have three episodes, I really don't think we have time for whatever this is. At least Kana seems to be doing alright for herself. Fuck you, it's my day off. Is it just building code for every high school in Japan to have that exact same rooftop? Jump, bitch! I'm rooting for fat tower bird here. Fucking manic pixie dream girls, always stirring up shit. It looks like piss, ya get it!? Just release the SWAT team, please. I've had worse dates. Congratulations on somehow making a weird, incomprehensible sequel to Fight Club instead of FLCL. I hope they die. I don't think this was an effective use of 1/3 of your show's runtime. One Piece- Goddammit Sanji your dick is gonna get you killed one day. He's undercover. I'm sure no one will question why this random old man has stretchy powers. These two are now bros. It's a nice change that Franky gets to hold the brain cell this time. What factory? Boy this lady is really playing Sanji like a fiddle. He's like a sad kicked puppy. Luffy's old man voice. Yeah go ahead and attack this random stranger, I'm sure this'll go well. I'm sure none of these shadowy figures will be relevant later. Let me AXE you a question. Thanks, random dudes. I want to see more from Violence Santa. I just like the name FUNK BROTHERS. Oda was just having a lot of fun with character design that day. Are you kidding me who the fuck invited Bellamy. Tooooournament aaaaarc. Those fish are gonna have a great day. I also like the statue of the half naked beefcake. And now, the prettiest man. He even gets his own soundtrack. He auto-generates his own bishie sparkles. Down, bitches. He's too pretty, you can't trust him. My dude he is definitely not listening. Oh my god Luffy you dumbass. It's a good thing everybody here is dumb as fuck. He's just eating an entire rose, thorns and all. Hey now what's your beef here? HORSE. Fuckin Harry Styles of the pirate era. Oh, he's just an attention whore. I don't trust this mystery guy in the baseball cap. And now, misoginy. Girl how much tape do you need to keep that top on. Surely this statue guy won't be important later. That sure is a weird memory thing going on there. Okay I'll bite, why does everybody hate this girl? I'm rooting for anybody wanting to kill Doflamingo. HAPPY STORE. I don't know who that is but I don't trust Mr. Store. Well that mystery got solved quick. BOOOOOOOOOOOO. Fuck you and your stupid laugh. Franky just enjoy having your new toy bro. Great stealth, my dude. Oh this douchebag looks fun. Remember, ACAB. Well, that guy's dead. I hope the blind guy got a discount for not being able to watch the fight. Aww, he saved that little girl's balloon. Aw crap he's a cop. Aw fuck, he's an admiral. Call an ambulance, but not for me. Oh hey, an actual nice marine for like, the third time in 600 episodes. Fuck you Bellamy nobody wants you here.

I feel like they learned the wrong lessons from the feedback they got on the last round of FLCL sequels FLCL- I figure there's a solid 50/50 chance this finale's gonna be decent so here we go. Again, really wish this show didn't look like shit. I do appreciate the Hammer Robot. What different knife maker, your town has like seven people. Girl you might not wanna get so close to the Deranged Puberty Goblin. Here, have a weiner. Keep your eyes out for any cool rocks. Is your dad fucking the robot? Your dad is definitely fucking that robot. That's a chunk of your friend's dead brother. Oh your dad is definitely about to die. Sorry about your dead dad. At least you still have the nice rock boy. And now your robot mom is dying too. Man this girl can't catch a break. This must be what the citizens in Monopoly see when you move your piece across the board. Also the flies are nanomachines or some shit now, I guess. Ya get it, it's a boner joke. This sure is a thing that's happening. Congratulations children, exactly one of you gets to leave this shithole of a planet while your friends suffer. This is definitely one of the scenes of all time. Ha ha ha he has a small dick, ya get it? Just let rock boy have a good day. This could have been a fairly decent miniseries if they didn't insist on shoehorning Haruko into it. One Piece- Previously, Intense Gambling Action. I'm rooting for you, suspicious blind guy. Luffy is a good boy. Oh my god please start a fight with the dumb rubber kid it'll be so funny. Surprise, the blind guy's a beast! So he just straight up murdered those dudes huh. Wow, what a hole. Zoro, your swords are getting away! The fake beards are absolutely fucking killing me. Zoro's gonna go murder some fairies. Oh Zoro's definitely getting lost in 20 seconds. At least Luffy's having a great time. Exit, stage window. Franky is not used to being theo ne with the brain cell in the group. Great stealth mode, guys. Everyone is lost which means it's time for shenanigans. FRANKY SMASH. What factory? Still holding out hopes for infinite meat. Not now, children! What on earth. You motherfuckers. I miss my dead boyfriend. I hope whoever wins that fruit is hot because I instantly become their girlfriend. Did somebody say TOURNAMENT ARC? I have concerns about that man dressed as a giant baby. That's just Steven Tyler. Stop reminding me my boyfriend's dead! Aww Franky you're a good dude. Meanwhile, shenanigans. I'm amazed Zoro's staying on track so well. Will you two just whip your dicks out and measure them alrady. And now, the Sideboob Hour. We've lost Sanji. They're so fucking stupid I love them. This is definitely a booby trap. Sanji you are going to get stabbed. It's okay lady I also get the men I love killed. Look sometimes you just gotta stab a dude. SANJI NO. Well lady you sure picked the right guy to run into. Zoro's had enough of this clown shit. Goddammit Sanji. Kinemon with his infinite stealth. Sanji just walks in this random kitchen, insults everyone, beats their shit, cooks a gourmet 5-course meal, and leaves. Oh my god this is going so well. I enjoy this busted-ass nutcracker. This guy's got some issues. I see no way that this plan could go awry.

This thread got me fucked up for multiple days, y'all. "The allegations probably came from delusional fangirls describing their ultimate fantasy: being made uncomfortable by the middle aged man who voiced their favorite character and has clear issues respecting personal space" dealt 400 points of psychic damage and knocked me the fuck out. Jesus christ. I know I ask this every goddamn time but I'm still so genuinely curious. If Mcnuggets didn't do anything, why have there been dozens of people sharing similar stories for years about him being noticeably but non-illegally creepy? Were all of these unrelated strangers just seeding lies about him in advance, waiting for the day that Monica Rial finally blew the Horn of Feminist Terror that alerted them all to rise up and destroy an innocent man's career? Is that actually more believable than a middle aged white guy who doesn't understand boundaries and thinks he's hilarious was allowed to get away with it for a long time because he was popular? What, do you also think the women who spoke out about Harvey Weinstein were just describing their fantasies of being molested by a cursed puppet made of expired ham and dryer lint?

Buddy I dropped Nart years ago as a form of self care.

It's weird that the promo didn't mention next week's episode being Grunge's finale.

I watched Live Action One Piece and Aggressively Scottish Garp can call me. FLCL- Oh no The Thing is sad. Well that's a fucking mood killer. So why are The Thing and his brother the only rock aliens in the show? Alright I appreciate the Bugs Bunny dynamite gag. I didn't need to see him barfing sparkles, show. Aww, he likes her. Okay the cat dying from diabetes got a genuine laugh out of me. Whelp, your brother's dying. And then Haruko shows up and reminds me this is supposed to be FLCL and I just sigh wearily. Oh hey, is that another rock guy? Bro did you just rip that out of your truck? I didn't expect discount The Thing to somehow be the most likeable character in this show. Get it, Geodude. Meanwhile, eyebrows. Forget everything else, just make the show about the nice rock boy having an adorable crush on this girl. Man if only this show didn't look like shit. Whelp, your brother's dead for real this time. I'm rooting for Geodude and literally no one else here. I'm amazed he can even fit on that bike. And then this happened. One Piece- Oh hey new OP, I like their fancy pirate outfits. Why do I feel like this is a trap? Bonnie! UNCLE FISH! Also Crocodile is here. I like Kid because he's got fat tits and anger issues. Goddammit Luffy! He's right, Caesar sucks. Oh fuck you for bringing up my dead boyfriend. Is it meat, do you have meat? Law is suffering. I love these idiots. Law's so goddamn cool. Meat spell. LASERS! Oh right, the samurai are here. Dressnana. Law you dumb bastard you think they're going to follow a plan? How do you not like bread? Guess we're going to Zou next. BEAR. Oh, so that's how it went. Oh yeah there is definitely some kind of trap here. Meanwhile, bubbles! HANCOCK, MY WIFE. Oh my god did we know Buggy was a warlord. Man I can't wait for Buggy to trip ass-first into finding the One Piece. Oh fuck you, you boyfriend-murdering Hawaiian shirt wearing sack of shit. My gun wife! Oh, that's nasty. I hate this guy already. It's okay wife, I also get my boyfriends killed constantly. Baby 5, no! I can't wait to see who gets to beat up the gross slime guy. Whatcha got there? I hope you like this footage of my boyfriend getting fisted to death, you will see it again! OH FUCK YOU, BIRD MAN. Oh my god Law this is gonna go so, so badly for you. Hey I think this kid's got some PTSD. Luffy will absolutely fight a child. I forgot this boy was terrible. "If you want to be perverse, ask politely," god I love Brook. I need you to reunite with that polar bear immediately. Whelp, there goes Sanji. Whelp, there goes everyone. Welcome to Spain, y'all. We're in Toy Story now. Quick, get a fake mustache. Yeah sure this seems normal. Oh, Sanji is going to die. Surely this random blind guy won't be important at all. Oh my god they really went with the fake mustache idea. Zoro getting lost in 3...2...1... Careful old man, stairs killed his best friend. Sir you picked the absolute worst guy to ask for directions. I don't trust this blind guy. Nothing is stealthier than screaming your ally's name at the top of your lungs. You know this puppet guy is suffering. Oh yeah I'm sure fairies are the most unbelievable thing here. Dude stop banging the cymbals. I want this annoying puppet guy to be friends with Brook. I'm surprised they're not cheating the shit out of the blind guy. You asshole. Dude just cut your losses and go. Intense gambling cliffhanger!

Oh, that Oda snail is going to haunt my nightmares. They get Jamie Lee Curtis on the phone yet?

A decade later, this is still the best thing to come out of Attack on Titan and I will die on that hill.

These hurt me in two very different ways. FLCL- I may have never been less enthusiased to watch anything in my life. You just roll out of Townsville here, sir? I sure do feel hopeless and miserable here, so props on that vibe. Remember when FLCL was known for its animation? No really, what's with The Thing here? Me too, fish frantically trying to escape. If nothing else, I'm happy that Kari Whalgren's getting an easy paycheck. "This is a literal garbage dump" is kinda on the nose, don't you think? Something something obvious puberty metaphor. Why do you still have that fish? I don't think your brother's okay, rock guy. Mood. Hey look, eyebrows. I do appreciate that the show's just openly calling itself trash. I'd appreciate Haruko in the sexy dress a lot more if the show didn't look like shit. OBVIOUS BONER METAPHOR. This looks like a perfectly normal man. I think he got food poisoning. GET DOWN, MR PRESIDENT. I think she killed him. Fish dick. Blah blah blah rich douchebag, we get it. You look like a narwhal. Good luck to you, whores. Sorry buddy, the hooker didn't really love you. This is really one of the fights of all time. Thanks, The Thing. I feel dead inside. Titan- I have very little memory of what happened previously. I've got a very bad feeling about these random, pure-hearted children. Y'all should probably run. Oh right, Eren did a genocide. Fuck you in particular, random pregnant bystander. Fuck you, small child! Bro this kid has no idea what you're talking about. Child just drop the cash and run. Jesus christ. I'd like to get off this ride now, please. I also feel hopeless and miserable here, but in an actual intentional way so we're good. At least we can all die hating the rich people. I forgot Eren turned into some kind of weirdass giant skeleton centipede thing. Was it worth it, tiny pre-murder Eren? Oh right, Annie's back. I have zero memory of who Hitch is. Joke's on you, rocks are his fetish. I would absolutely rather fight a giant monster with a giant carving knife than talk to some people. Seagull! Well thank god, the dog's okay. Oh hey, packmule. I still hate Gabi. Woman we don't have time for your angst, you strap that gear on your ass and start swinging. I volunteer to kill Eren. FUCK YEAH, LEVI. Oh right, this bitch. You're right, lady, we should have chopped off our balls. Please use Gabi as a human shield. God Levi's so fucking cool. Depressed, suicidal Reiner is the most attractive man in this show. Falco is a good boy and deserves better. God I love Hange. Oh no, it's this asshole. THANK YOU, FINALLY. Son of a bitch! Aw, fuck. He's dead and nothing of value was lost. HANGE NO! Hange is a gift we didn't deserve. Hell of a scene to go out on. She died doing what she loved, gettin' all up in that titan meat. For the love of god somebody hug Levi. Hey, she's alive- SHIT GODDAMMIT THIS IS LIMBO. Everybody needs a drink. Odds are he's in the dick. Guys I really don't think you're gonna be able to talk this out. One of them is definitely in the dick region of that thing. Fuck it, everybody needs a hug. I'm glad he's suffering in there. I don't have a lot of faith here that he's gonna listen to y'all. I'd be terrified to surrender under the threat of Levi beating my ass. You omnipotent fuckface asshole. Gee thanks, give us the freedom to run a world with nothing in it. Pilot guy whose name I can't spell must be so fucking confused. Meanwhile, Annie thinking she should have fucked that nerd while she had the chance. It's weird that one titan is specifically called the Female Titan even though women are clearly capable of being any of the titans. I have no clue who these people are. Oh, that's who they are. Welp, you're boned. I don't think these planes are gonna work. "Our bad, we kinda fucked up here." Shit, the skelepede's here. Fuck you, Zeke. It's fine, Reiner and Annie can live on for a few more years before they die from that shitty titan time limit curse. I hope you packed a parachute. Hello Zeke, Levi is here to murder you. KILL. THAT. SASQUATCH. That's a hell of a cliffhanger. This ED is a banger.

I've watched half the season and I didn't expect to enjoy it this much. Zoro's fights are a fucking pleasure to watch and I would take a bullet for Iñaki Godoy.

You literally said that. I can't physically write this out in crayon for you, but I'll do my best. The anime industry, like virtually every other industry on the planet, was impacted by the pandemic. If studios started shutting that Super Special Best Friends Forever Discount door on Toonami out of necessity in the wake of a goddamn plague, and then noticed they were earning significantly more money and viewers by making exclusive deals with streaming companies, why would they go back to giving away their product? It doesn't mean they hate Toonami or that Demarco personally offended them or anything, their entire goal is to make money from their work and favoring Netflix or Funiroll brings in a lot more of it. If Netflix is willing to pay a twice as much as Toonami for exclusive rights to even a B or C-list show, it's hard to justify taking less money when the production committee is breathing down your neck. Hell, look at Disney World for a comparison. Pre-pandemic, they offered free fast passes to skip the ride lines and then immediately junked that program the moment they were allowed to reopen. Now if you don't wanna wait two hours for the Star Wars ride you have to pay $30 per person. Or for an even closer example, have you noticed that a lot of movie theaters still haven't brought back free popcorn refills even three years later? It sucks from a customer's perspective, but it's not really surprising that for-profit companies would look at their operations and decide to take the option that brings in more money if they've seen they can get away with it.

That's not how industry works. Sure a company might throw in a discount or free thing every now and then to encourage repeat business from a customer, but they're not stupid enough to keep giving free stuff to their friend when somebody else is willing to give them 40 sacks of gold and a blowjob for it. I don't think Toonami really had anywhere near as many problems filling the block until about 3-4 years ago. Do you think there was maybe something that happened around early-mid 2020 that might have influenced stuidos' willingness to give their shows away for free or steep discounts? Maybe some massive, globe-spanning plague that effected basically every industry on the planet and is still impacting workflow to this day? Gee, I sure can't think of any reason why, in the wake of something like, oh I dunno a pandemic, a for-profit company would decide to prioritize higher payouts from one platform over a friendly but overall less lucrative contract with another.

I'm so happy for them. It's clear that from the beginning this was very much a labor of love, and that handing a project with this kind of potential to people who already loved the IP was 100% the way to go. They went out of their way to make cursed snail muppet props, for god's sake! And after Watanabe mentioned having basically noting to do with Netboy Flixbop vs how much Oda's been involved here, hopefully they've also learned a valuable lesson about keeping the OG creator in the loop. I'll be the first one to admit I had a lot of doubt about the show and I haven't watched it yet, but seeing such an overwhelmingly positive reception makes me genuinely pleased to eat my words.

Man I'm gonna get so much sleep tonight. Dr Stone- It's lucky that nobody's watching their new concubines to make sure they're not trying to double-cross them. Oh no, you broke it. Where'd they get that much concrete? I had no idea that was a real thing. I love it when Senku goes into full Mad Scientist mode. RATS, GOOOO. Amaryllis continues to be a gift we don't deserve. Goddammit Ginro. I love the Mini Mice Mobiles. Hey look, Ginro's helping. I love this dumbass so much. I didn't know plaster was that strong. Thanks, Senku's dad! I'm worried that this is going way too well. It's okay I don't think platinum is that fragile. It's...sand. It's too bad grandpa got turned into a rock. We just got a letter, we just got a letter! Maybe it's crack and they just wanted you to party. PLATINUM, FUCK YEAH. I would die for Suika at literally any time. Oh dang they found a lot of it. Oh good, it's time for me to start crying. Aww, he was the last one to die. You did good, dad. You bet your ass I'm sobbing like a baby right now. Your dad would be so proud of you. Meanwhile, this asshole. Look at this dumbass who doesn't know what glass is. Magic, got it. God I fucking love science. You can just leave that cop douchebag stuck like that. Remind me to go hug my dad tomorrow.

I am deeply disturbed by their human teeth. 10/10, no notes. (Live Action Garp my DMs are open)

Once upon a time there was a dude named Trunks who made a thread about watching the entire block instead of just posting in the individual show threads. It become a thing for us decrepit old-timers on the old boards and now it's my weird little quarantine shack where I scream at fictional characters in one sitting. Dr Stone- Soyuz is a good boy. PLEASE give Kohaku a gun it would be so funny. If you're stupid like me, science is indistinguishiable from magic. Gen she is going to kill you when she's done with this. I vote for Kohaku to seduce the battle lesbiain. DRONE. Okay how are you gonna pull this out of your ass in the next 20 minutes? Obligatory fuckin' magnets, how do they work? Sucks to be that statue guy. This big dumb guy is fun. I love Amaryllis so much. There she go. Lesbian's here to break up the fun. Ginro is trying his best. You can't fool me, that's Sheer Heart Attack. Amaryllis is the gift we didn't know we needed. Oh, they can't read. Ginro had a single braincell that day. Oh my god you dumb bastard. They're trying. Help us Gen you're our only hope. My dumb ass is already lost. Oh right, they were looking for his dad's treasure box. PLATINUM! One Piece- I just want kung fu dugong to be happy. That man is definitely going to try to fuck the reindeer. BEAT HIS ASS, CHOPPER. Oh yeah I'm sure Luffy is really dead now. It's impossible to take Chopper seriously in that outfit. Wow what a surprise, everyone hates you. Did dugong just use conquorer's haki? Hey guess what, the main character's still alive. Y'all could have just let Caesar die. Joke's on you, we punctured our eardrums. Thank god Law is smart. Oh no, he was punching Luffy on purpose there. Dude were you not paying attention, they can't hear your shitty dramatic speech. Oh what the hell. Yeah this is gonna go just great for you. Uh are the merbunnies supposed to be floating? Sad dugong makes me want to cry. Oh you fucked up you don't touch the hat. FUCK YEAH, DUGONG. I love kung fu dugong more than I could ever love anything in real life and I'm including every niece and nephew I have in that list. You leave the bunnies alone. Congratulations you turned into the shittiest voltron. Looks like Team Douchebag's blasting off agaaaaaain. Please let dugoing join the crew. I love how everyone else just goes with it. I need 800 more dugoing plushies than I currently have. Thanks, news bird. "Who would that guy rule over? Birds, I guess." This sounds way too easy. Meanwhile, people. Hiii Kid. Apoo looks like Present Mic's stand. And now, the douchiest bird. Sidenote I love the sounds the snail phones make.

These fucking weebs. I'm glad I pay extra for Hulu Live so it can shit out and refuse to work whenever it feels like. To the questionable pirate streaming site, away! Dr Stone- God I'd die for you, melon child. Ginro absolutely does not got this. I can respect Special Technique: Not My Problem, if nothing else. Oh you are gonna drop him and shatter his rock body. YO HO HO SHE TOOK A BITE OF GUM GUM. As soon as Kinro comes back to life he's gonna beat your ass. I like that his naked inner mind self still has the glasses. Science surprise! Ah hell Suika can't see for shit don't let her drive. That's a damn pokemon. MECHA SENKU. Thanks, I hate it! I wish I didn't have this information now. All this for a makeover? Ooooooooh it's pretty I wanna go there. This Jafar-looking motherfucker is gonna be a problem. He sounds like a douchebag, I'm kinda into him. Maybe start by making a hairbrush. Even hair is science. My dude just speak plain words. Oh no don't let her do it herself. She went full Sailor Moon on us. OH, JESUS CHRIST. Oh dang, she looks so pretty. Oh my god it's drag time. Finally be useful, Ginro. Okay he actually looks adorable. Welcome to being a lady, buddy. YOU GET OUT OF HERE. Oh, I hate this. Amaryllis maybe don't go spilling the plan to everyone. Amaryllis MVP. Fingers crossed somebody here likes amazons. Look at her ass, fellas! I can't wait for Kohaku to rip this guy's dick off. Jesus christ Ginro. One Piece- I love kung fu dugong with every fiber of my being. I need an adult. I'm kinkshaming this guy. Step away from the reindeer, you weird weird man. I hate that Caesar's theme slaps so much. I am very uncomfortable with this episode. I'm so sorry, Chopper. GET AWAY FROM HIM. This entire filler is just an excuse to satisfy one writer's questionable fetish. Hey man, maybe you'd have friends if you weren't so fucking weird. The animals don't like you either, jackass! Oh, he's just a straight up furry. If his power only works on living things, would Brook be immune to it? I too would rather die than star in one weirdo's furry petplay fetish world. Yeah dude I'm sure this is gonna go just great for you. PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH. Stop it you're making the dugong sad. DUGONG NO. We gotta kill this guy now. Someone please help my dugong. Oh, fuck you. Whelp they're dead, show's over. I wonder what the rest of the crew is doing right now. I know I made the Law petplay joke last week but I'd fully believe someone made an extremely specific wish on the Monkey's Paw for it and unleashed these episodes.

Someone somewhere wished for some extremely specific Law petplay content and the Monkey's Paw curled another finger.

Dr Stone- He's a witch, burn him at the stake! Tragic flashback here we go. Wow, these kids are all dumb as hell. I hate this girl. Oh they're hot. Oh no, he's a fucking creep. This just raises further questions! Damn girl you really lucked out with what that thing's range was. Once again, Senku's one and only love is science. Well at least they wait until they're legal, I guess. Maybe you'll get lucky and she's a lesbian. Hi, meet Kohaku. Gen she's gonna fucking kill you. What on earth. Senku I'm begging you for some good undereye concealer. Just give Kohaku two minutes and let her kill all of them. RIP Chrome. BEAT HER ASS. Oh goddamn this bitch is strong. Oh jesus christ. Everyone is uncomfortable. Ryusui dropkicking my melon daughter off the boat is way funnier than it should be. Oh hey, our idiot's okay. Our idiot needs a hug. Boy get the fuck back in that barrel before they catch you. He's so fucking stupid. Whelp, you're boned. Goats are the real MVP. I love my melon daughter so much. One Piece- Just let Caesar go missing, who gives a shit. Mustache Chopper is my favorite. And then, aliens. Oh my god it's giant bunnies. KING FU DUGONG. Who's this douchebag? I hate this guy already. Just let him have Caesar. Oh my god the dugong has haki. Even the waves are bunnies! That's one big boat. Law don't get involved in the shenanigans, you'll regret it forever. Correction, they're giant mermaid bunnies! Guys, it definitely seems like you're walking into a trap here. Please don't hurt the bunnies. I like that the giant octopus has boxing gloves. The sight of kung fu dugong after all these years fills me with so much childlike joy. Awwwwwww they're friends. Meanwhile, I'm glad Caesar is suffering. Oh this guy definitely has a fetish and I'm not comfortable with that. I need an adult. I'd watch an entire spinoff about dugong. Awwwww he painted on a scar to be like Luffy. Oh my goooood dugong became a pirate captain, I love every second of this. Fuck this guy, we gotta kill him. BEAT HIS ASS, BOYS. Uh guys you probably shouldn't let the weird green stuff touch you. Chopper no! Oh we REALLY gotta kill this guy now. I am disappointed that Monster Chopper didn't keep the mustache. Luffy just let Law do his thing for like 20 seconds. Oh, this sucks. I'm not admitting "Trafalgar Law petplay" is buried somewhere in my search history but if it was, this definitely ain't what I meant.