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I'm so happy for them. It's clear that from the beginning this was very much a labor of love, and that handing a project with this kind of potential to people who already loved the IP was 100% the way to go. They went out of their way to make cursed snail muppet props, for god's sake! And after Watanabe mentioned having basically noting to do with Netboy Flixbop vs how much Oda's been involved here, hopefully they've also learned a valuable lesson about keeping the OG creator in the loop. I'll be the first one to admit I had a lot of doubt about the show and I haven't watched it yet, but seeing such an overwhelmingly positive reception makes me genuinely pleased to eat my words.

Man I'm gonna get so much sleep tonight. Dr Stone- It's lucky that nobody's watching their new concubines to make sure they're not trying to double-cross them. Oh no, you broke it. Where'd they get that much concrete? I had no idea that was a real thing. I love it when Senku goes into full Mad Scientist mode. RATS, GOOOO. Amaryllis continues to be a gift we don't deserve. Goddammit Ginro. I love the Mini Mice Mobiles. Hey look, Ginro's helping. I love this dumbass so much. I didn't know plaster was that strong. Thanks, Senku's dad! I'm worried that this is going way too well. It's okay I don't think platinum is that fragile. It's...sand. It's too bad grandpa got turned into a rock. We just got a letter, we just got a letter! Maybe it's crack and they just wanted you to party. PLATINUM, FUCK YEAH. I would die for Suika at literally any time. Oh dang they found a lot of it. Oh good, it's time for me to start crying. Aww, he was the last one to die. You did good, dad. You bet your ass I'm sobbing like a baby right now. Your dad would be so proud of you. Meanwhile, this asshole. Look at this dumbass who doesn't know what glass is. Magic, got it. God I fucking love science. You can just leave that cop douchebag stuck like that. Remind me to go hug my dad tomorrow.

I am deeply disturbed by their human teeth. 10/10, no notes. (Live Action Garp my DMs are open)

Once upon a time there was a dude named Trunks who made a thread about watching the entire block instead of just posting in the individual show threads. It become a thing for us decrepit old-timers on the old boards and now it's my weird little quarantine shack where I scream at fictional characters in one sitting. Dr Stone- Soyuz is a good boy. PLEASE give Kohaku a gun it would be so funny. If you're stupid like me, science is indistinguishiable from magic. Gen she is going to kill you when she's done with this. I vote for Kohaku to seduce the battle lesbiain. DRONE. Okay how are you gonna pull this out of your ass in the next 20 minutes? Obligatory fuckin' magnets, how do they work? Sucks to be that statue guy. This big dumb guy is fun. I love Amaryllis so much. There she go. Lesbian's here to break up the fun. Ginro is trying his best. You can't fool me, that's Sheer Heart Attack. Amaryllis is the gift we didn't know we needed. Oh, they can't read. Ginro had a single braincell that day. Oh my god you dumb bastard. They're trying. Help us Gen you're our only hope. My dumb ass is already lost. Oh right, they were looking for his dad's treasure box. PLATINUM! One Piece- I just want kung fu dugong to be happy. That man is definitely going to try to fuck the reindeer. BEAT HIS ASS, CHOPPER. Oh yeah I'm sure Luffy is really dead now. It's impossible to take Chopper seriously in that outfit. Wow what a surprise, everyone hates you. Did dugong just use conquorer's haki? Hey guess what, the main character's still alive. Y'all could have just let Caesar die. Joke's on you, we punctured our eardrums. Thank god Law is smart. Oh no, he was punching Luffy on purpose there. Dude were you not paying attention, they can't hear your shitty dramatic speech. Oh what the hell. Yeah this is gonna go just great for you. Uh are the merbunnies supposed to be floating? Sad dugong makes me want to cry. Oh you fucked up you don't touch the hat. FUCK YEAH, DUGONG. I love kung fu dugong more than I could ever love anything in real life and I'm including every niece and nephew I have in that list. You leave the bunnies alone. Congratulations you turned into the shittiest voltron. Looks like Team Douchebag's blasting off agaaaaaain. Please let dugoing join the crew. I love how everyone else just goes with it. I need 800 more dugoing plushies than I currently have. Thanks, news bird. "Who would that guy rule over? Birds, I guess." This sounds way too easy. Meanwhile, people. Hiii Kid. Apoo looks like Present Mic's stand. And now, the douchiest bird. Sidenote I love the sounds the snail phones make.

These fucking weebs. I'm glad I pay extra for Hulu Live so it can shit out and refuse to work whenever it feels like. To the questionable pirate streaming site, away! Dr Stone- God I'd die for you, melon child. Ginro absolutely does not got this. I can respect Special Technique: Not My Problem, if nothing else. Oh you are gonna drop him and shatter his rock body. YO HO HO SHE TOOK A BITE OF GUM GUM. As soon as Kinro comes back to life he's gonna beat your ass. I like that his naked inner mind self still has the glasses. Science surprise! Ah hell Suika can't see for shit don't let her drive. That's a damn pokemon. MECHA SENKU. Thanks, I hate it! I wish I didn't have this information now. All this for a makeover? Ooooooooh it's pretty I wanna go there. This Jafar-looking motherfucker is gonna be a problem. He sounds like a douchebag, I'm kinda into him. Maybe start by making a hairbrush. Even hair is science. My dude just speak plain words. Oh no don't let her do it herself. She went full Sailor Moon on us. OH, JESUS CHRIST. Oh dang, she looks so pretty. Oh my god it's drag time. Finally be useful, Ginro. Okay he actually looks adorable. Welcome to being a lady, buddy. YOU GET OUT OF HERE. Oh, I hate this. Amaryllis maybe don't go spilling the plan to everyone. Amaryllis MVP. Fingers crossed somebody here likes amazons. Look at her ass, fellas! I can't wait for Kohaku to rip this guy's dick off. Jesus christ Ginro. One Piece- I love kung fu dugong with every fiber of my being. I need an adult. I'm kinkshaming this guy. Step away from the reindeer, you weird weird man. I hate that Caesar's theme slaps so much. I am very uncomfortable with this episode. I'm so sorry, Chopper. GET AWAY FROM HIM. This entire filler is just an excuse to satisfy one writer's questionable fetish. Hey man, maybe you'd have friends if you weren't so fucking weird. The animals don't like you either, jackass! Oh, he's just a straight up furry. If his power only works on living things, would Brook be immune to it? I too would rather die than star in one weirdo's furry petplay fetish world. Yeah dude I'm sure this is gonna go just great for you. PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH. Stop it you're making the dugong sad. DUGONG NO. We gotta kill this guy now. Someone please help my dugong. Oh, fuck you. Whelp they're dead, show's over. I wonder what the rest of the crew is doing right now. I know I made the Law petplay joke last week but I'd fully believe someone made an extremely specific wish on the Monkey's Paw for it and unleashed these episodes.

Someone somewhere wished for some extremely specific Law petplay content and the Monkey's Paw curled another finger.

Dr Stone- He's a witch, burn him at the stake! Tragic flashback here we go. Wow, these kids are all dumb as hell. I hate this girl. Oh they're hot. Oh no, he's a fucking creep. This just raises further questions! Damn girl you really lucked out with what that thing's range was. Once again, Senku's one and only love is science. Well at least they wait until they're legal, I guess. Maybe you'll get lucky and she's a lesbian. Hi, meet Kohaku. Gen she's gonna fucking kill you. What on earth. Senku I'm begging you for some good undereye concealer. Just give Kohaku two minutes and let her kill all of them. RIP Chrome. BEAT HER ASS. Oh goddamn this bitch is strong. Oh jesus christ. Everyone is uncomfortable. Ryusui dropkicking my melon daughter off the boat is way funnier than it should be. Oh hey, our idiot's okay. Our idiot needs a hug. Boy get the fuck back in that barrel before they catch you. He's so fucking stupid. Whelp, you're boned. Goats are the real MVP. I love my melon daughter so much. One Piece- Just let Caesar go missing, who gives a shit. Mustache Chopper is my favorite. And then, aliens. Oh my god it's giant bunnies. KING FU DUGONG. Who's this douchebag? I hate this guy already. Just let him have Caesar. Oh my god the dugong has haki. Even the waves are bunnies! That's one big boat. Law don't get involved in the shenanigans, you'll regret it forever. Correction, they're giant mermaid bunnies! Guys, it definitely seems like you're walking into a trap here. Please don't hurt the bunnies. I like that the giant octopus has boxing gloves. The sight of kung fu dugong after all these years fills me with so much childlike joy. Awwwwwww they're friends. Meanwhile, I'm glad Caesar is suffering. Oh this guy definitely has a fetish and I'm not comfortable with that. I need an adult. I'd watch an entire spinoff about dugong. Awwwww he painted on a scar to be like Luffy. Oh my goooood dugong became a pirate captain, I love every second of this. Fuck this guy, we gotta kill him. BEAT HIS ASS, BOYS. Uh guys you probably shouldn't let the weird green stuff touch you. Chopper no! Oh we REALLY gotta kill this guy now. I am disappointed that Monster Chopper didn't keep the mustache. Luffy just let Law do his thing for like 20 seconds. Oh, this sucks. I'm not admitting "Trafalgar Law petplay" is buried somewhere in my search history but if it was, this definitely ain't what I meant.

Ukulele no good. Dr Stone- And now for something I totally haven't seen before. I'd die for you, grandpa. Ryusui's "HA HA!" thing constantly reminds me of Phil from Birdman. MY MELON DAUGHTER, AGAIN. Ryusui is somehow best dad. He's mopping our floors, that fiend! Well that's a plot twist. Thank you for dropkicking my baby off the boat. Senku had to run, he'll be out of commission for hours. Man this dude has one hell of a good memory. I'd watch the hell out of CSI Senku. He's right, I've gotten so much lazier as I get older. I love the Kohaku centrifuge. I can't wait to see what Senku pulls out next from his Mary Poppins bag. She's cute. Soyuz your odds of being related to any pretty girl have shot up exponentially since you set foot on this island. This turned into a goddamn soap opera and I'm here for it. SENKU NO. KOHAKU NO. Can't blame the lady for trying. Sorry lady, Senku's only love is science. Guys I respect your spirit but boy howdy y'all are dumb as shit. I can't believe they really tear gassed everybody. Amaryllis is great and I'm rooting for her. One Piece- Goddamn Aokiji is cool. Hope you like ice, pinky boy. Quick somebody shatter that ice sculpture before he melts from sheer rage. Too late, just grab Smoker and run. Well, that was easy. He just wanders around now, getting drunk and sleeping wherever he wants. Bye, gun wife. PENGUIN. I hope Aokiji's new purpose is just hanging out with his giant penguin friend. Don't fuck with Doflamingo, got it. Fuck that guy, I hope he suffers. This man gives zero fucks and I respect that. Wake up Brook, this is important. Looks like the samurai got some beef with Kaido. Kinemon is dumb and I enjoy that. Maybe we should just stab Caesar. Fuck that factory in particular. Franky with the Pippy Longstocking hair is cracking me up. Jesus that is one big block of ice. Oh btw samurai bros, our ship can kinda fly. Aww, I'm glad this kid is finally having a good day. MUSTACHE CHOPPER. Law, continuing to regret his life choices. The hell are you mad about? Ohhhhhh, I forgot all about that sword. Robin is best mom. Oh, I hate this child. Even his dad is shaming him, damn. Welcome to filler.

I'm just saying

Fun story, here's the cover of Jump this week.

Lucky for me I have a memory like a gold fish and have already forgotten most of last week. Dr Stone- Forget waiting on nature, let's science this bitch up. Oh hey, astronaut guys. Oh right, Ruri knows all the stories they had. I forgot that these two are technically married. It took all night but you're finally getting some relative info. Joke's on you I can remeber about twelve people at a time. His dad thought of everything. Oh hey, the guy we don't know yet. SOMEONE LEFT A BABY, IGNORE ME! Oh hey, his shield has a rocket on it. What, did your dad just leave half his kids on another island as a backup? Maybe it's finally time to invent some guns before you go on the mystery island. Soyuz is a good boy. Boat tour, go! Where is my melon daughter? Nice boat. We really lucked out that Senku is the good kind of mad scientist and not an actually evil one. Oh great, you summoned a hurricane. I want Ryusui and Nami to be friends. Welcome home, buddy. One Piece- I'm rooting for the Small Child Pirates. I love Law he's so cool. Punk Hazard was a weird place, y'all. You should just throw Caesar overboard. Franky please tell us what happened to Mini Merry. Fart powers, go! I'm so glad Mini Merry is okay. Oh right, the samurai are still here. Law where's your submarine and your polar bear? Pay no attention to this Vega Punk guy, he's not important. Caesar, still the fucking worst. Where the hell did they get a suit that fits Brownbeard? Oh hey, there's my wife's torso. Everybody run away from the flamingo man! Oh he is gonna slaughter all of you. And then he made everyone shoot themselves. Smoker just stay back your tits are no match for this. Thank god Smoker's smart enough to lie. Smoke vs string is a weird matchup. Guys maybe don't scream insults at the guy killing everybody. They may be stupid as all fuck but at least the squad is loyal. Law you know damn well Luffy ain't listening to shit. Oh my god you really think they're gonna follow a plan. Zoro is having a great day. Law, regretting all his choices. Sorry Law, an alliance with Luffy means you're best friends forever now. Pay no attention to these other shady weirdos, we only care about this one right now. Meanwhile, Smoker keeping his perfect record of getting his ass beat in every fight. Oh hey, it's Aokiji! Goddamn he's cool.

Not to doom this man to an early grave with my thirst but the main character looks hot and this looks awesome.

Can't wait to piss my pants and cry in fear whenever we finally get the show.

This genuinely looks kinda fun- ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.

I always forget the sequels exist. Dr Stone- I love grandpa so much. I don't want your Monopoly money, just give me chocolate. Nikki is best girl. MY MELON CHILD. I have zero memory of this guy. Did we miss an episode here? No let my melon child stay. Thanks, Frenchy. Goddammit Ginro. The plot, it thickens. Ah hell they all got frozen didn't they. Well, that's not supposed to happen. Thanks for kicking my child, Ryusui. Please don't make Senku run, you'll kill him. He put her on a leash. No really who the fuck is this guy? I'm here for CSI Senku. Yes by now I have realized we're watching the wrong episode so I'm sure we'll actually meet this new guy for real next week when they fix the fuckup. I hope we're about to get a new waifu. I hope the centrifuge is just Kohaku shaking it really hard. Yesss it is. There she goes. I'd suggest you seduce her but I don't think any of you are up to that job. I was kidding, guys! What. Oh I like her. Ah hell here we go. Goddammit Senku! Goddammit Kohaku! Oh we are going places here. Sorry lady Senku's only love is SCIENCE. Oh no the simps are attacking. Release the tear gas, Senku. Ooooh I really like her. One Piece- I love how all the other Emperors are terrifying, evil scumbags and then Shanks is just some guy running a party boat for other middle-aged dudes. Y'all should probably leave before the flamingo guy gets there. Really, you guys are gonna eat their food and then just go back to being dicks? What is wrong with you people? Remember kids, fuck the government. Yeah you're really the good guys threatening to abandon the sick kids your boss kidnapped. That random shot of Luffy eating meat kills me. Tashigi control your jackass crew. Eat shit, your feelings don't justify upsetting the kids that were used as government lab rats. I hope all these kids grow up to be pirates. This is Law, he's our new best friend. This was one hell of a long-winded PSA about drugs. Meanwhile, flamingo ahoy. Hi, gun wife! I love the phone snails so much. I'm gonna need to know what the beef is with Law and Doflamingo. You drive one hell of a hard bargain. Good fucking luck, Law.

So, would y'all trust a Titanic sub designed by Ryusui?

I've never cared about Superman and I'm not about to start now. Dr Stone- Sorry guys your boat is shit. Grandpa/boat is my OTP. Wait does that French kid not age? I kinda love this insufferable little douchebag. Leave him alone, let the dude have his legos. That better be one hell of a boat. Casino denied. I'm glad Suika is having fun here. Taiju is doing his best. I refuse to believe these nerds are good at snowboarding. Fuck yeah, vanilla! FUCK YEAH, CHOCOLATE. Nikki continues to be best girl. Oh right, silk is a thing. Those are some melons alright. It's cool how literally no one aged in the past year. Oh my god that boat. I would trust Ryusui's Titanic submarine. Haa, the name. I'm guessing all the main characters are on Boat Team. Senku no your evil side is showing! Gen no your...well it's hard to call any side of you not evil. Uh guys you might wanna leave at least one functional person in the village. Oh right, those schmucks are still there. Uhhhh Senku taking the evil guys seems like a real bad idea. Gen we need your ability to manipulate everyone. Are y'all taking the Kars popsicle? Ginro going full Narancia. Oh my god you dumb bastard. Taiju is best boy. I'll miss my melon child. Senku's going to find the One Piece. One Piece- Are y'all really doing this after they just saved all your asses? Brownbeard no, join our crew! Please let my wife go. Fuck yeah, giant stove! Fuck the navy, your people are monsters. Beat her ass, Nami. At this point you can't convince me Vega Punk isn't just Senku in a fake mustache. Whatcha up to, Chopper? Jesus christ Law what the fuck. And then Kinemon died, again. God I love Brook. Oh hey, he's alive. Not a single brain cell between them. Awww Momo's kind of adorable. Somebody get that boy some clothes. Beat his ass, Chopper. Oh hey, thanks Law. No kids I think Mocha's dead as fuck now. You're never too young to learn that ACAB, kids. Oh right, her mom was a marine. Lesbian Nami confirmed. There's not a single character in Food Wars worth a fraction of Sanji. Child, Sanji will straight up beat your ass into a coma. Thanks, Kinemon. Don't feed the cops. Correction, feed the cops in exchange for booze. It's fine we just gotta kick this party into turbo mode. Law, eternally regretting his choices. I love these idiots. Oh hey, Mocha's alive. Eat shit, clown man. Oh right, they're gonna fight a Warlord and it better not be Shanks. I'm sure this Kaido guy won't be important.

Did I see Spiderverse just because of all the horny art of that caked up evil Spiderman I was seeing? I did and he can fold me in half like a lawn chair. Unicorn- Let's see how Emma manages to disappoint me one last time. Emma your parents think you're insane. So like have they just not noticed that her fiance's also disappeared? Whelp Emma's gone bonkers. Meanwhile everyone else is probably dead by now. Girl at least put on shoes before you go desperately fleeing through the streets. Ah hell it's that guy again. Oh hey I forgot about these two. Alright then, they're no help at all. Oh my god they have a fake Copernicus, I'll accept their help. Wait so are the lost secret elf woods just within driving distance of London and not in some other realm like I thought, because how does that make any sense? I hope his brother's having an alright time living a lie. Did that thing always look like Discount Sauron? I don't care about the werewolf just tell me if Copernicus is alright. Four years and elf douche still didn't put on a shirt. RIP Tony the Tiger, again. And now we're going into Voltron mode, I guess. I love my robot friend with all my heart. THE ROBOT IS CRYING. Okay so why does Wolfston count as part of this, can Copernicus just rip out anyone's soul whenever he wants? You're squaring up against Face from the old Nick Jr bumpers. Surprise, it's your mom. Maybe you wouldn't have been stuck as the core of an indestructible evil for centuries if you hadn't been such a bitch to your kid back in the day. Oh cool, dinosaurs.

Is Mayumi super short or is that boy just really tall?

The idea of filler making Sasuke somehow worse fills me with absolute horror. Unicorn- Previously, everything went straight to hell. I can't tell if this is supposed to be a flashback with hsi old body or the present time when his brother's stuck in his old body forever. Oh, present day I guess. Oh hey, they're actually not fucking up for once. Goddamn magic hivemind robots. Fuck him up, kiddo! Ah hell it got the kid. Uhhh i think Seng broke more than usual. Shut up Wolfston. COPERNICUS NO YOU JUST CAME BACK. Oh hey, Tony the Tiger's back. Okay lion-riding adult Seng looks cool as hell. Aww good giant kitty. Put a shirt on elf boy, your tits aren't gonna make me like you at this point. They were cooler back in the past in their original bodies. She is gonna fuck that werewolf. Copernicus and the lion. Well that looks ominous. Surely this will go well. Alright possessing the giant monster to take out the other giant monsters is genuinely a cool move I'll give her that. Whelp, this went straight to hell. I do feel bad for her parents. Dr Stone- Poor Chrome. Really curious what Why Guy's deal is. Taiju and Nikki is the friendship I never knew I needed. I just smile and nod whenever the scence talk starts. Is it a fancier light bulb? Wizard Senku. Ohhhh, it's a TV. Science is so cool, I wish I understood any of it. Look out for whales, boys. I'd watch a cooking show with Francois. Oh lord the dumb squad. I love grandpa so much. Chrome's gonna make a metal detector. I'm proud of you, dumbass science boy. Taiju continues to be best boy in a show with some stiff competition. We don't deserve grandpa. Oh hey, they're making a real road. Gorilla gorilla gorilla team! Ginro's so fucking stupid I love him. You were a terrible child. Minecart level! One Piece- I love my gun wife. Franky is so much fun. I'm glad he's having a good time with this fight. Do not touch Franky's Pepsi stash. Ah crap she can cut through his armor. Sorry wife he's just too much fun to lose. Franky buddy they've been saying they wanted Caesar since they showed up here. Please let Zoro cut the poison gas cloud. Hey guys y'all might wanna stop before you drive into the ocean. I like that everyone loves Franky. The girls are not impressed. Uh hey Law do you know my wife? Wife you should probably just cut your losses and run. They're all idiots and I love them. LIGHTNING BOLT. When it doubt just pelt them with rocks. Enjoy the seastone you unholy clown bastard. Man this flamingo really hauls ass. Penguin! Oh hey Aokiji.

Y'know I was all on board to ride the "not gonna watch it but don't really care what happens with it" train and then I realized something. Any season they manage to pull off successfully means it gets closer to the horrifying prospect of Live Action Foxy haunting my nightmares and now I hope it fails.

Thank you Netflix for saving me from having to watch more Black Clover.

I'm trying, believe me! Unicorn- Again, real fucked up way for his brother to live the next thousand years. I'm just glad Copernicus is back. I mean, were you ever expecting to go back there anyway? Those are all very good questions that your shit dad probably should have answered. The number of people I know who'd find him more attractive as a werewolf is greater than you'd expect. Please don't hurt my robot friend, we just got him back. Lady he was busy dealing with the goddamn kraken you accidentally summoned to attack the city. Babe it's cool, I'm a monster now like you! Wow what a shock it turns out that guy is evil. Emma if you're not going to a time that's outdoors on the night of a full moon your dork boyfriend is gonna be completely fucking useless again. Ah hell this must be the magic furry planet. I'm too lazy to think of an actual Tony the Tiger joke here so just insert your own. Wouldn't it make the most sense to put the uncontrollable berserk werewolf with the metal guy he can't bite and infect? This nerd might be bland and unlikable but elf douche is so much worse. RIP Tony the Tiger. Maybe I'll luck out and these two will just kill each other. Ah crap Merlin's possessed. Well this could be going better. Dr Stone- I love how happy Grandpa is. Taiju in that hat cracks me up. Get your Food Wars out of my science show. Caviar should be easy enough just go torture some fish. MY MELON CHILD. Awwww piggies. Well it's not truffles but I guess I'll take oil instead. The piglet on a leash is adorable. DETECTIVE SUIKA RETURNS. Maybe you should invent an enhance button next. Can the pigs smell oil too? I was joking about that but sure let's go with that. RIP Inosuke. False alarm, Inosuke lives to oink another day. Suika honey don't get too attached to that pig. Oh thank god we get to keep the hog. You're gonna need a bigger boat. Oh my god I forgot all about that. Taiju is a good boy. If I were Chrome I'd be so fucking freaked out right now. Man you know this entire time since Senku showed up must have been the best year or so of that old man's life. Awww this dumbass. Boooooo. WHAT. Oh fuck that's morse code isn't it. Ohhhh that's freaky. Food Wars- Please god I just have to survive the next thirty minutes. Erina your mom's a bitch just let her suffer. Maybe they'll both get explosive food poisoning and die. So is anybody gonna break the news to that guy that he was trying to do an incest this whole time? Or, y'know, that his birth father is about ten feet away? I have no memory of the vast majority of these people. Wow how groundbreaking, you bookended it with the same thing you started with. Here have some mother/daughter tandem orgasms because there hasn't been enough creepy incest moments in this show. I have zero memory of this. I'm sure Asami is glad someone was finally able to satisfy his wife in a way he never could. Oh goddammit not again. Yeah sure, gratitude is what you're feeling. At least I got to see Soma's hot dad nut this time. I am deeply uncomfortable with this extensive building-wide orgasm. Erina, an unlikeable bitch right to the end. "Devote yourself entirely to one person only" sounds like the wrong lesson to learn from all this. What you're not even gonna show the end of the fight? I'm gonna fuck your dad, Soma. I know most of you people have been in the show before but I genuinely do not remember you existing. Sorry Alice that guy stole your boyfriend. What in the fuck is going on. They're really testing my resolve in these last five minutes. PUT PANTS ON YOU DISGUSTING JACKASS. So literally everyone became a food-based poacher cop out of nowhere? Soma finally fucks off out of my life and I couldn't be happier. Really, her creepy shit dad gets to come back? Oh, are you finally gonna drop that incest bomb on your kids? Why would you invite your creepy incest brother to live with you. Oh goddammit he came back. I hate you all with the possible exception of the bros. I'm so tired, show. THAT'S IT. IT'S OVER. I'M FINALLY FREEEEEEEEE. One Piece- We have Smoker and Joker here, when do we meet Midnight Toker? Oh right, nobody else knows Momo's a dragon. It's a good thing Monet wnats to take her sweet time for dramatic effect before she hits that self destruct button. And then everyone exploded. RIP bird lady, you had some great tits. Oh FUCK plot twist. She's sure holding out a long time with a stabbed heart. This is why you shouldn't play musical chairs with people's organs! Meanwhile, shenanigans. Uh hey Franky you okay there? God I love my missile wife. Franky's so much fun. Law you can straight up teleport, I feel like you could help with this. Zoro's so goddamn cool. Oh right, the toxic smoke is still a problem. I love Robin so much. Nami you could have used that magic wind stick at literally any time. I enjoy Doflamingo's ridiculous pimp coat. Fun story that was only revealed in a bonus page in the manga volumes, this little girl is Monet's sister. Ah hell now we gotta fight another warlord.

Luffy is adorable and this is actually kinda better than I expected. Like I still don't understand why they chose a property that'll cost so much to adapt there's virtually no way they'll see a return on that investment, but I can appreciate the attempt.

Unicorm- Welcome to Rivendell, complete with elf princess. He seems like less of a douchebag in this flashback. What I'm getting from this is never try and have a wedding in this show. Oh come on that was like thousands of years and a couple dozen body swaps ago, they can't still be that mad. Copernicus is technically a mecha now. BAMBI NO. Oh yeah this is going just great. Genuinely surprised Emmelinda is doing a decent job in this fight. Wow what a shock this went badly. Ed what the fuck did you do. And now your dad's a tree. Oh what the fuck are you doing here. So have you been here for like a zillion years? Kid you can stop saying that any time now. Hey Merlin it sure sounds like there's some bit of spirit magic bullshit you're not telling us. Sword's had enough of this. I like this sword guy. God what a mood. You deserved that. Merlin, shit dad extraordinaire. She was like five, you jackass. Well that was a surprisingly quick session of family therapy. I enjoy Sen just pulling a whole Roger Rabbit move there. Meanwhile, this is fine. You fucking dumbass. You really just had to chuck something at the giant evil rock to break the spell? Sen has zero competition for best character. Hey, is Copernicus moving on his own now? Oh hey, Merlin actually gets to do something cool. Why couldn't htat elf princess just marry the brother who's not a douche? Well, that was an easy fix. MY ROUND FRIEND IS BACK! Uhh hey what's up? Ah hell that fox lady is still going. It's a switcharoo isn't it. That's kind of a fucked up way for his brother to live the next zillion years. Dr Stone- Now I wanna make some bread, I love the faces in this show. He's actually brillaint. Gen is an evil genius and I'm glad he's on our side. Whisper whisper whisper whisper. Just look for the inexplicable French stereotype. Taiju is a good boy. Something about this kid makes me hate them. Cue loud French sobbing. Make us some jerky, please. Oh no please don't make them fruitcake. Oh sweet she made butter. Oh no they made fruitcake. Listen to Frenchy, put your nuts away. Hey look, it's a version of Food Wars that doesn't make me irrationally angry. Oh hell yeah I am ALL ABOUT bread class. One day they're gonna throw some herbs in that dough and blow everyone's goddamn minds. Is she asking them for a vibrator? Taiju, still the best boy. Grandpa is so bored, guys. Oh my god, I love grandpa. Ohhhh, he's making her a mirror. I love this douchebag. Oh shit, a camera. Awww, I'm happy for her. This show makes me cry over the most random things. Thanks, Capitalism Douchebag. I still don't know how that girl's massive cans are staying in that dress. Senku looks so fucking awkward. Oh god the outfits. Ohh, it's Einstein. Food Wars- And now for the version of Food Wars that makes me irrationally angry. I bet you never made your wife come like that. Way to fuck it up, douche. Show the least you could do is make Soma's hot dad lose his clothes too. That's a very good question, she's an unlikeable bitch with all the personality of a dead fish. The key to being a good chef is getting laid. Is Erina's shit dad gonna fuck him instead? Hiii Soma's hot dad! Let me watch him cry like a bitch. So did the event planners just stock 500 plain robes in case somebody made the boss orgasm everyone's clothes off? Oh right, there's still another round. This is the family reunion I never gave a shit about seeing. I hate you both. You people absolutely should never have married. With these parents, Erina really never had a chance of not growing up to be a bitch. Excuse THE FUCK me? Considering the surprise incest bomb they just dropped, "I have to satisfy my mother with my own hands" is REALLY not a good way to phrase that idea. So did he know he was trying to fuck his own sister? I guess technically, making a dish too heinous to eat would count as something new and never seen before. Oh this is some bullshit. God I fucking hate Soma. One Piece- On the one hand I want my wife to win but on the other hand Franky does have a really cool giant robot. I love battle artillery wife. Forget the kids, save Brownbeard at all costs. We don't deserve Franky. Lady you look ridiculous, I love it. What a woman. And then they exploded. Aw dang, Caesar's not dead yet. Uhh hey whose heart is that? Oh no don't kill Smoker. Don't you fucking do it, clown man. Strawhats run faster! Oh hey, thanks random mooks. I sure hope that giant kid can fit through that little gap. Now get in the cart before the whole damn roof caves in. Oh right, Kinemon's dead. Momonosuke's having a real rough day. Oh hey, bird lady. Ah hell she's gonna hit the self destruct button. Don't you press that fucking button, lady. Now I just feel bad for her. It sucks that the phone snails have to die too. I like that everyone else is upset and then there's Luffy just having a good time in that cart. And then everyone died.