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Not pictured: Me openly sobbing in distress and I'm forced to watch more Food Wars. Hero- Y'all really should have just forced Bakugo into a straight jacket. TINY HAWKS. Watching large men destroy villains also gives me a reason to live, Hawks. Oh no, it's a tragic backstory. Someone please hug this child. Okay his mom's quirk is horrifying. Awwww his doll. JEANSMOBILE. I can't imagine 100 ways that fake death plan could have gone awry. I know logically I can't blame Food Wars for these thugs but I'm still choosing to. We stan a denim king. Oh this is not gonna be a good reunion. Goddammit woman thanks for nothing. Hawks your mom is trash and you shouldn't feel bad for ditching her. Dang his voice is sounding rough. Aww he only got the Endeavor doll because it was cheap. Hawks sweetie just go back to the robot voice. Meanwhile society is just collapsing, nothing to see here. Wash is the hero we deserve. I genuinely love that one of the country's top heroes is just a sentient washing machine. Well this could be going better. Aw hell Stain's back. Thanks, Dr Toad. I promise I'm trying my hardest to get Endeavor killed. I could watch him suffer all day. I never realized Jeanist's neck was so goddamn long. SHOTOOOO. Ohhh this is getting juicy. Ohhhh this episode is gonna hurt. Dang, Natsuo really looks just like his dad. Well if nothing else at least she knew she was being bought as a broodmare. No dumbass she's not okay. Meanwhile, helloooooo garbage. Oh no he was adorable little kid. God I miss All Might. Tiny Fuyumi! Someone please hug this child. Boy howdy was that the worst fucking idea. BABY SHOTO. Aw fuck here we go. Oh this got bad this got real bad. I need a fucking drink. So was Natsuo super tall or was Toya really fucking short back in the day? Toya sweetie go to bed. Jesus fucking christ kid. Puberty hit that boy like a brick. Just in case anybody forgot Endeavor was an absolute piece of shit. IT JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE. I hate how weirdly attractive I still find this dumpster fire of a man. Kids you did nothing wrong, you were small children. Shoto is a good boy. NOT NOW, HAWKS. Someone please hug Rei. Jeanist now is not the time for puns! Literally everyone in this room needs a hug. Oh yeah, the entire country's gone to shit. Yay his wings are growing back. Hawks will save you with his love. This is gonna be one hell of an apology video. Protect Deku at all costs. Goddammit Bakugo. I love that Jeanist says the entire title. Uh hey Deku you okay there kiddo? Food Wars- Please don't make me watch this. This is the most generic looking excuse for a pretty boy character I've ever seen. I hope Megumi fails but I'm not that lucky. Put a shirt on, cow tits. I don't like this guy. Why have they just been wearing their bathing suits for two days straight while running these shops? Bring back Soma's hot dad or fuck off, show. I hate all of you. LOOK VIEWERS, LOOK AT THE JIGGLING TITS. Generic guy makes me deepy uncomfortable. Fingers crossed that they fail hard. Smoke. Wow what a shock the team with the main characters overcame the odds and is winning, who could have fucking guessed. I could have lived my entire life without seeing this new jackass's nut face. Isn't using the smell of food to attract diners the entire fucking point, weirdo? This boy has ruined both food and orgasms for me tonight. I refuse to believe Megumi contributed significantly to this. Okay I can believe she's a better waitress than a cook. Oh what the fuck now. Let me off this ride right the hell now. One Piece- Caesar Clown, still the fucking worst. I got a real bad feeling about that giant evil-looking tank. Dangit Sanji you had like two minutes where you looked cool. Dude your leg is broke, let them fix it. Doflamingo may be evil as shit but damn he's cool. HELLO THERE, NEW WIFE. Man gets shot in the face and didn't even flinch. I don't trust any of these people. Please don't kill my wife. Joke's on you, Luffy's not just acting stupid. Not now, hot bird lady! Punch her in the tits! Oh no she's making it snow I'm really scared now. Meanwhile, remember drugs are bad. Hi, Zoro's tits. Somebody might wanna do something about that dragon. Brook is a gift. They're all idiots. Oh, this is the first time Kinemon's seen them in action. RIP dragon, you were fun. Kinemon's hatred of dragons will make perfect sense in about 3-5 years. Guys you might wanna get back on the Brownbeard Express. Man Chopper you really dropped the ball on this one. What boy is it Nemomonosuke?

Air Princess Principal, you cowards.

....Could they not have just hired someone else who knows about cooking to handle that while their regular source was out?

I forgot Food Wars was coming back and that promo caused me serious pain. Hero- Oh that All Might statue hurts. I don't trust this bitch. Surprise, it was even worse than we thought! Oh we're in recap mode, time to watch my boyfriends suffer again. I do enjoy Dabi making his garbage dad suffer. Still disappointed that Mic didn't punch that doctor's teeth out. Oh hey, Compress made it out alive. I always forget that ice boy is both a boy and exists. Well at least you took out the scrubs. I refuse to believe those kids want an Endeavor bag. I love my girls. Uraraka needs a hug. I'd liek to get off this ride now please. Oh no Midnight. RIP Hobo Wizard. Local Gamer Too Angry To Die. Shoto is still Five Weenies to those kids. Uhhhh you okay there, Fuckhands? AW HELL. I got a bad feeling about Villain Alcatraz here. Maybe take that cursed hand off his face, lizard boy. Oh yeah I'm sure these two random heroes will stop any threat to the prison. Well that was quick. Look maybe it's okay to violate some human rights in a few cases. This could be going better. Somebody get Fuckhands a shirt, I'm uncomfortable with him being half-naked. Don't listen to Tater Face there, I don't think he wants to help you. It just keeps getting worse! Oh no his ominous music has gotten even more ominous. RIP guards. AH HELL IT'S THAT ASSHOLE AGAIN. Hello there, new waifu. Let's all take a minute to point and laugh at Overhaul's suffering. Normally I wouldn't be rooting for a depressed armless man to get beat up but Mirio is back in action now so I think it's time for a rematch. I have zero proof but I want to believe that Gentle is there defending that final prison that didn't fall. They were gamer bros, the strongest bond of all. Do not trust that man. Meanwhile, hospital time. Well the good news is that most of them aren't dead. I love Grandpa but him surviving that is the bigest crock of shit. Aizawa's seen better days. I always forget how normal Mic looks out of costume. Depression for everyone. Endeavor's having a bad day and we can all appreciate that. Someone please hug Shoto. I'm gonna fuck all your siblings, Shoto. Uhhh hey Deku you okay there kiddo? One Piece- Last time, everyone died. Brownbeard for Straw Hat. Tashigi you're gonna have to wait and have your mental breakdown later. Dragon! Bye, dragon. It's real hard to find a man threatening when he's got a spoon glued to his face. And then everyone else got fingerbanged to death. Fuck you, Vergo. There is nothing I hate more than someone pulling the "you'll understand when you have kids" garbage. No the devil fruit that shapeshifts into people is still stuck in Impel Down. Tashigi just play dead until he leaves and then run like hell. Thank god for Sanji's boner. Huh, so the dragon was high off its gourd the whole time. Meanwhile, creepy dudes offering candy to a drugged-out child. Don't do drugs, kids. Thanks for the drugs, reindeer pirate doctor guy. Caesar's having a bad day and I enjoy that. Kid your candy is full of the bad kind of drugs. Time for the boys to start punching! Law's first mistake was believing anyone here could follow a plan. Caesar how is lighting yourself on fire gonna help you? Dude you did try to kill him multiple times today. Clown man you just hand-delivered an open invitation to get your ass beat. Shit now the clown has a lightsaber. Hey Luffy maybe you wanna try sucking less in this fight. Now now, perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything. Meanwhile, Brownbeard is still the best. I love Brook so much. Hi Law! Goddamn he's cool. Eat shit, Caesar. Meanwhile, at least the harpy's having a good time. Run, idiots! Sanji will be fine, his lungs are so full of nicotine there's no room for toxic gas. MY LEG. Man, not a good week for our Straw Hat fights here. Oh right, his neck can stretch. You stay out of this, bird lady! Hey Law what are you up to? Sanji just leave these scrubs to die, they're not even girls. The fuck is in that room?

"I hope we see something new on the block soon," I thought to myself, and once again the Monkey's Paw curls another finger.

I know I've seen this crossover special before but I have literally zero memory of it. Hero- At least my worst boyfriend is having a good time. Jeanist's clothing puns are a gift we don't deserve. Do you think Dabi was also dyeing his pubes to keep up his secret identity? Endeavor, still broken. Uhhh I don't think Fuckhands is okay here. Meanwhile, these nomu assholes. Is that who I think it is???? Dabi looks good with the white hair. Deku's having a real existential crisis today. MY BOYFRIEND! I missed him so much. ERI LOOK AT MY BABY! I love her so much. Bakugo kiddo I'm pretty sure you're missing a lung now. Yesss name reveal. That fucking hero name. Aww, family hug. Endeavor babe you gotta snap out of it before your kids immolate each other. Froppy style! His spider sense is tingling. Oh hey Endeavor nice of you to join us. Ohhhh, that sedative is finally working. Great job now get literally every pro hero to a hospital right now. I could watch Mirio punch things all day. Just grab your own ass and surrender, Compress. Okay so now that the big guy's done, everything is gonna go fine now right? Oh hey, is Compress finally gonna do something? Oh hey, here's that scene they cut out of My Villain Academia. I'm always down to watch a Klan expy get beat up. Date me, Dabi. Spinner is a surprisingly good boy. RIP your own ass. I appreciate how the villains keep going tits-out to do their dramatic family reveals. OH NO, HE'S HOT. Okay I know how this must look but I swear this isn't my fault. Meanwhile, there goes Drill Guy. He really does have spidey sense now. Sorry Compress, Mirio says no. Well you're fucked if Spinner is your best chance here. Ohhhh don't touch that hand. OHHHHHH THAT'S A REAL BAD IDEA. Uhhhh hey Fuckhands you okay there? Well this is fucked up. I'm not okay with any of this. Aw fuck Mirio's down already. Boy howdy this could be going better. Deku you are a very good boy but now is not the time. So hey where's the closest hospital now? Dragon Piece- You're not making Toriko more appealing, you're just making One Piece worse. With all the overlapping voice casts I can't tell who's supposed to be talking. As someone who loves food and buff dudes how did Toriko manage to make that premise so dogshit? Of course Zoro's lost again. Maybe the real food was the friends we made along the way. Here have this stupid looking fish. Kinda rooting for the fish here. Piccolo's too old for this shit. Fish you can go ahead and just kill everyone from Toriko first. Brook continues to be a gift we don't deserve. I can always appreciate new people being impressed by Franky Robot. Fish monster please eat Toriko. I find it extremely hard to believe that Luffy and Goku would have so much trouble with this thing. At least Robin looks like she's having a good time and really that's all that matters. This looks like the worst threeway from my nightmares. No really, where's Zoro? Please tell me all three of these characters are voiced by Sabat. One Piece- That video snail has seen some shit. Stealth Chopper is best Chopper. I forgot entirely what that note says. Oh yeah sure, closing off a door is really gonna stop them. Caesar, still the fucking worst. Vergo's a dick but he does make me laugh. The fuck is this guy, spider centaur? Could Law not just ROOM himself through the closed door? Now is not the time, idiots! Why wouldn't they bring the dragon, they wouldn't just sit there and let it die. Tashigi honey you are about to get your ass beat. Oh thank god, she has some sense. It's nice that they made those doors impractically slow. Brownbeard is a good boy. Shit, run faster! Nami you have wind powers, start using them. Tashigi you absolutely do not got this. Oh, they dead. I am genuinely shocked Brownbeard made it through that door. These marines may be stupid as all hell but they're good dudes at heart. If you're gonna be frozen as an ugly blob monster in death, at least do a cool pose when it happens. Caesar you dumbass you could just open the door again and kill them.

I appreciate how the villains keep deciding to go tits-out to announce their dramatic family reveals.

Heroes Rising had such a fantastic final fight that the next movie really had no way of competing with it. It was fine for your standard Shonen Tie-In Filler Movie, but that's about it. I'm still disappointed that all the promotion for the movie gave the boys those sweet new hero suits and then they wore them in a grand total of like, one scene. Also, not enough Garbage Dilf.

His kids will never really accept me as their stepmom but that's okay, I'll still love them anyway. ❤️

I'm just saying, Endeavor could prove that he's finally moved past his obsession with superior genetics by marrying me. My genes are inferior to everyone!

There is now a 100% chance of me getting at least one Todoroki man killed before this show wraps up. Hero- Oh hey, Jeanist is back from the dead. Man that crusty bastard is lookin fucked up. Oh good, it just gets worse. It's fine, Nejire will save us. Meanwhile, best girl vs worst girl. Now is not the time for this, crazypants! In a shocking twist, heroes don't like it when you hurt innocent people. Froppy to the rescue! Whelp, big guy's here now. Good fucking luck, Shoto. Local boy too angry to die. Endeavor looks real good beat to shit. Dabi's having a great time. Surprise, Endavor's not the worst one in this family! Aw crap here we go. I appreciate his decision to go tits out for this dramatic reveal. Joke's on you, I'd still fuck you. That poor fanboy is really going through it. Man this is some delicious drama. Endeavor broke. Date me you terrible garbage motherfucker. Oooooh this is JUICY. Aww he was adorable as a kid. Boy howdy young Endeavor can get it. I know Dabi is hideous and objectively trash but destroying the country's faith in heroes by exposing your shit dad's history is some real king shit. All the Todorokis need a hug. Oh no, Hawks. It's gonna be real funny when Jeanist shows back up. It's okay Hawks I still love you. I mean he sure as fuck attracted me and man do I have issues. Endeavor honey you gotta wait and have your guilt-stricken mental breakdown later. EAT SHIRT, ASSHOLE. Justice League- Oh look a giant meteor is hurtling towards the city, it must be a random Tuesday. This is going well for him. Kevin Conroy showed up and now I'm crying. Honestly in this universe if you're just getting chased by regular human murderers it's probably a pretty good day. Join the club honey, my mental health is being held together with bits of string and thirst over terrible fictional men. I continue to be gay for Wonder Woman. Beat me up next, please. Okay the Kennedy conspiracy wingnut got me. Batman, be nice. At least Mr. Terrific is having a good time here. Oh yeah bringing this thing into your world with zero idea what's inside is a real fuckin great idea, guys. It's probably not a good thing when Superman is bleeding. How is "I'm a spaceman from the future" considered some insane delusion in this universe? Hi Harley! Poison Ivy is my wife. Your hot alien ghost wife is mad at you. Miss Martian is adorable and I immediately love her. Dangit y'all are gonna fuck up that poor girl's PTSD even worse. Okay so what are the other two? Wonder Woman please throw a car at me next. Starboy seems real cool until his meds wear off and I assume he goes on a violent murder spree. My friendship can also be bought with pudding. You never insult a man's hot alien ghost wife. Yeah just go poking around in his brain that'll go well. You should have given him more pudding. Honestly kinda rooting for the hot alien ghost wife here. Supes you're gonna rip those stitches open. I enjoy him calling Batman "The Scary Guy" after fighting the villains for the whole movie. Girl you are kind of a massive dumbass. This went about just as well as expected. Just let that guy see his girlfriend. That one saying "fartnuggets" immediately being getting murdered fucking killed me. Great job girl you got your friends killed. Whelp, universe is boned here. Oh yeah that time machine was real fucking safe. For all her faults you can't deny that this bitch gets shit done. Once again, open invitation for Wonder Woman to beat the shit out of me. Boy howdy Jessica you sure fucked this all up. Alright nevermind he blew a hole in Batman's cape, he's gotta die. Fuck this front door in particular. Have fun dying here with us, douchebags! Dang look at her go. Ohhhh she's definitely breaking up with you now. Is there a reason why rocks falling would kill the villains now? It's a giant eye just throw sand on it. Whelp world's over, it was nice knowing y'all. Bye, Starboy. At least I'm not the one who has to watch my boyfriend die this time. It's okay, at least you can't handle your love interest's death any worse than Supes did last week. Way to show up literally months too late to help, assholes. I'm happy for Miss Martian.

Endeavor:

MAYONNAISE CAN COME FIGHT ME BEHIND THE DUMPSTER WHERE IT BELONGS.

Ehh, I don't think it's a huge deal. I doubt any of the creators get much in the way of royalties from an American channel airing what's essentially a decade-old extended filler episode, especially the distant third fiddle trailing behind two of the biggest anime franchises in history. Toriko's been over for years now too, and I'd be shocked if this got even a single person interested enough to seek it out. The general feedback I've seen from all the Toriko crossovers tends to be along the lines of getting mayo on a burger; you didn't ask for it, you didn't want it, it's made the burger worse but you just have to scrape it off if you want to eat.

This is the only thing I know about Plastic Man and really, it's all the information I need to like him.

Hero- I'm so proud of my angry dumpster son. And then Deku broke. Oh, that's horrifying. Hey, get out of our inner mind theater! Thank you, Captain Milf. Meanwhile, this could be going better. Iida is a good boy. You shut up and get your own vacant inner landscape! Man, it really sucks that Nana gave up everything and it was still ruined because her son grew eup to be a total bag of dicks. I like that Brother looks so tiny compared to Nana. One for All says go fuck yourself. WHY WON'T YOU DIE. Man that big fucker runs fast. Dabi is having a great time. Toga needs a hug. I love that random giant walrus hero. Surely things will go smoothly with Toga. What are you up to, you inexplicably attractive can of immolated bacon grease. Protect Froppy at all costs. Go on Ochako this is clearly not some kind of trap. Naked surprise! You stay away from our frog. KNIFE. Girl we want to throw you in prison and be done with you. Injustice- If I hear Kevin Conroy I'm immediately going to start crying. Congrats on the sex, Supes. Oh good, it's an inferior Batman voice. Whelp, Flash is dead. Man I really hope you're not high off fear gas and beating the shit out of your wife. Boy howdy did you fuck up. Sorry Batman but Supes is absolutely going off the fucking deep end here. Look I feel like punching one murder clown's heart out of his chest is perfectly fair under the circumstances. Maybe you should just let Harley get punched to death by Superman. Batman you really wanna talk about how to handle grief over the deaths of your loved ones? Oh yeah I'm sure this is gonna go just greeeeat. Nobody cares about you when you're not Jason Momoa, Aquaman. Is that his dad, oh my god the army is so fucking stupid. Please beat me up next, Wonder Woman. He's fucking Batman of course he knows what you did. You can take the other villains but leave my wife Poison Ivy out of it. Let's be real, if you're siding with goddamn Calendar Man you might wanna rethink things. SOLOMON GRUNDY WANT PANTS TOO. Whelp, Nightwing's dead. Hellooooooo Catwoman. Well this sure is a thing that's happening. Damien forget your grandpa where's your hot mom? Oh no that better not be Lois's corpse under that tarp. This is what Republicans fear is going to happen if one single gun law gets put in place. Wonder Woman may be a bad influence here. God I'm gay for Catwoman. Boy howdy did you fuck up, again. Man, bad time to be a Juggalo in this town. The robot is the only character who gets nipples. I have no idea who this red guy is outside of that one SALT meme. Thanks, Nightwing's ghost. So then are they just leaving everybody else in that prison to die? WOW WHAT A SHOCK RAS STABBED YOU IN THE BACK. And then everyone died. Hey I recognize that ice batarang from the games. Oh great now there's two Supermans this ain't gonna get confusing at all. Now now, perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything. Here have this pre-impregnated replacement Lois. Now go home and fuck your catgirl waifu.

This would be fine if only Toriko didn't suck. Oh well, it'll be fun hearing like four different versions of Chris Sabat all yelling at each other.

I need a fucking drink. Hero- I swear this isn't my fault. Jesus christ that man just chopped off his own leg and didn't even fucking blink. Even Fuckhands is impressed. DON'T TOUCH MY BOYFRIEND. Aizawa is having a real rough day. THANK YOU, SHOTO. Meanwhile, this is not going well. Well kids, the important thing is that you tried. Fatgum and Hawks, down. Thanks, magic hippie man. Aw dang, they didn't give him enough drugs. Remember, you can always use Mineta as a human shield. At least Dabi looks like he's having a good time. Seriously Mic any time you wanna punch that guy's teeth out go right ahead. Thanks for helping your garbage dad, Shoto. Uhhh hey I don't think Aizawa's okay there. And then Fuckhands exploded. Okay it's kind of hilarious that he straight up thought it was a different month. Surprise bitch, we float now. Thank you Captain Milf. Meanwhile, Aizawa quickly bleeding out. This does in fact sound like some cringey gamer trash talk. Uraraka's hair is adorable. Float buddies! The trick is we're gonna lie to everyone, kiddo. Well that sure sounds ominous. Aww look at my dumpster boy becoming a better person. I like that Deku's just using him like a punchable yoyo now. So uh hey Eri sweetie how's that rewind quirk looking? Meanwhile, Rock Lock being the one actual good dad in this town. I'm so proud of Bakugo. YEET the garbage dilf at him! Aw fuck. Abyss- I am not mentally prepared for whatever's about to happen. Aaand that thing just pulled a lightsaber out of its gaping chest vagina. I'm rooting for our insane furry princess so hard. Please I'm begging you let this be a rare happy flashback. Aww it's her robot friend. Correction: wholesome robot dad. Seriously what happened to Reg's memory. I love that everyone thinks Nanachi smells nice. I could have lived my entire life without having to remember that one stone cutter who nutted while carving the whistle. And now back to more suffering. Everyone is safe and that only terrifies me more. At least pink blob is happy. Disappointed that this asshole is still alive. I swear to fucking god if he tries to give her that curse egg I'm throwing a chair. Uh hey where's Vueko? I'm glad he's dead. Oh they're all gonnna die. Why do I get the feeling this isn't gonna go well for Vueko. Sweetie no offense but this entire thing may have been a very bad choice on your part. Aw hell here we go. OH FUCK. Lady I don't think yeeting her down the stairs is gonna help her at this point. Aw hell she's a Mitty now. Oh that's a lot of monsters. Reg is a good boy. Blow the whistle! I'm just gonna guess that's some kind of abyss curse that she was protected from while the forcefield was up. Look at my precious robot son go. Meanwhile, this is one fucked up lunch break. Jesus christ Vueko's had it rough. Faputa could probably use a hug right now. I hope we get to take Maa and Kaja with us but I doubt it. Awww she made it a thing. OH NO. Fuck you, show. At least that freakyass giraffe thing is dead. Please just put Vueko out of her misery already. Oh good, it's time for me to start openly weeping. Everyone needs a hug and you're goddamn right I'm including myself in that. At least we get a Faputa out of it. One Piece- This is gonna be some real fuckin tonal whiplash. Physically I am here watching this but emotionally I am laying at the bottom of a river. Y'all are gonna wanna find something to patch up that hole real quick. And then everybody died. Oh good, the snail's okay. I love Brook so much. Hey Law can you switch them back now? Please, Nami has suffered enough. Sanji's a little off but he's got the right attitude. Oh Law, it's cute that you think any of these people can follow basic instructions. Oh right, I forgot about all the kidnapped children. He's looking for his son, Nemomonosuke. Meanwhile, Luffy's brilliant plan. Caesar is the worst but damn does his theme slap. Eat shit, clown man. Bye y'all, Smoker's gonna go kill a dude. Tashigi you're the only one in this unit with more than two braincells they can't risk you too. Why are you all fighting? I like that Zoro just spent two years sword fighting monkeys with Dracula. It's fun when Zoro has a rare smart moment in between getting lost and slashing things. Joke's on you, Luffy's already doing everything stupid. You'd think eventually people would learn that bullets don't work on a dude made of rubber. I hope everybody's ready for a solid decade of Law regretting his life choices.

Genuine question, what the fuck kind of dysfunction do you suffer from that you have a favorite lawyer?

At least I never have to suffer through Yashahime again. Hero- Good fucking luck, kids. Mount Lady is really the MVP here. Damn that's a shitload of drugs. Remember, you can always use Mineta as a meat shield. Ohhh these kids are gonna need a hug. Eat shit, villains! Not now, Plant Jesus. Whelp, there goes Lightning Dumbass. I hope y'all got good aim. Well kids the important thing is you tried. Tell me about your issues you uncomfortably slutty pile of discount jerky. And Mudman with the power to...mud. This feels exactly like the times I had to wrestle my old fat dog to get a pill in her mouth. BEAT HIS ASS, PINKY. Oh no, suddenly PTSD. Fatgum would be so proud. I love my idiot rock son. Thanks, random hobo hero. Aw crap. Meanwhile, great googly moogly it's all gone to shit. For the love of god somebody grab a gun. Yeah yeah we get it, the world sucks and nobody loves you. Local crusty man too angry to die. Ohhhh this hurts. I miss you, Captain Milf. GRANDPA NO. Snap his neck like a breadstick! This is not gonna go well. Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Abyss- Ohhhh this is gonna hurt me. Oh fuck Reg you okay there buddy? You leave Riko out of this! Great now you broke your robot buddy. Huh, the whistle can run out of juice? That restaurant lady has some absolute nuts of steel. We're good, Nanachi's got this. Whelp, snake guy's dead. Oh fuck it's her memories. Nanachi MVP. I think Faputa needs a nug. Oh hell what's that asshole up to now. Oh hell no do not trust those fucking wish things. STOP DOING THINGS YOU ASSHOLE. Awww the bunny thing. Noooooo the bunny thing! Aw fuck here come the monsters. Ohhhhh this is bad this is real bad. I'd like to get off this ride now please. Oh hey, the shadows are here to help. None of this is okay. RIP Robot Buddy. I don't think Faputa's okay. Awwww, they're still gonna help her in the most fucked up way possible. Jesus fucking christ that was a brutal half hour. Yashahime- Riku why the fuck are you not dead yet. Oh boo hoo you kill the ones you love, don't steal my fucking brand. What in hell was the point of any of that? Hope that wasn't your jackoff arm. That sure was a thing that happened. Go ahead and kill the little bastard, see if I care. I hate Riku and I'm happy to watch him die. I refuse to care about a dead kid whose power looks like a bad laser light show. Seeshomaru has a solid tradition of being a shitty husband and father so this pretty much tracks. "Your teenage bride reminds me of my prepubescent child" ain't a good look, show. Did you really have to put your underage wife's life in danger to illustrate that family cares about each other? Are we supposed to have empathy for this murderous sack of shit now? For like, the seventeenth time in this show, I once again ask why he chose to bring his defenseless child into the middle of a fight to the death. This show has become a fight between two dads so shitty I wouldn't fuck either of them on my worst day and I hate every minute of it. Oh what the hell is this now. For the love of god, somebody cut his head off before some more bullshit happens. Is the child burning in hell now or what? What the fuck is going on? No, the defenseless child really doesn't have the power to do this on her own. What future, she's already fucking dead! Show you're not gonna convince me Towa's actually gonna die at any point. This sounds like it's gonna be real goddamn stupid. I swear to fucking god if she heals this asshole I'm throwing a chair out the window. I would also like someone to put me out of my misery here. Oh what the fuck. God forbid there be any consequences for repeatedly being stupid and irresponsible. Great, now Sesshomaru's abandoned children are finally reunited with their teenage mother who was raised as a child by their father. I am happy for Moroha and her parents and literally no one else. Well thank god that's finally over-wait what the titshitting fuck do you mean there's one more episode. Fucking Kikyo can never just stay dead. Kaede's too old for this shit. Behold, the whole one and a half people who give a shit about Riku. Meanwhile Kagome's family, still giving zero shits. It makes me genuinely happy seeing Moroha and Inuyasha fighting together. And then Kagome murdered the loan shark. Show you literally could have just made two seasons of Moroha and her parents doing shenanigans together with zero context and automatically been endlessly more entertaining. Oh who's this asshole. It sure is nice that Sesshomaru's started giving a shit about his kids now that his teenage wife has come back to life. I can't believe this show made an even worse version of Shippo that makes me tolerate the original one. Setsuna you've seen city lights, you know what those are! They're right, Inuyasha is a much better father than Sesshomaru. Oh I am absolutely calling bullshit on Sesshomaru doing all that out of love. What do you mean friend, did y'all forget you're literally blood related again? Am I supposed to have any idea who this douchebag is? HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU ALIVE, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. I hope that princess dies violently. Oh you assholes don't you dare separate Moroha and her parents again. Awwwwww. That is an unsatisfactory answer. Of course Dimestore Shippo came with them. I hope that boat sinks and Moroha is the only survivor. I genuinely hate you, Yashahime.

Okay then, I guess we're done here because you're just straight up not reading the words I wrote. Great job, have fun dying on this hill.

Dude, no. Attack the argument, not the person.

Literally 99% of what I know about the NFL comes from that time a couple years ago where that one player got caught on camera beating the shit out of his wife, and the football bosses decided to just suspend him for two games until there was a public outcry about it. So forgive me for having an extremely low opinion of them. You said this football guy was charged with misdemeanor. I don't know the specifics of this dude, but considering that's by default a less serious offense than a felony, firing probably isn't warranted. Unpaid suspension is probably fair until there's more info to make an informed decision, and I think it'd be good it if the NFL required any player found to be an abuser to undergo some kind of anger management or behavioral therapy treatment but I'm not holding my breath on that. Of course that's assuming this is a first offense and a player doesn't have a track record of violence that the company is just quietly putting up with because a guy do ball thing real good. But this is a weird tangent to go on that has basically nothing to do with Roiland, so I don't see much merit in continuing on down this path.

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I feel like if a famous, successful white man is getting hit with felony charges in California, there's probably some pretty fucking hard evidence that he did it. So like, yeah I think that's fair. But that's kinda beside the point. We're random schmucks on the internet, we don't have all the facts about why Adult Swim made that choice, and we're not entitled to that info. We don't know that they made a kneejerk reaction to fire him just because he got accused of something with absolutely zero further deliberation on their part, and there's no reason to assume that's the case. In my opinion, it seems a lot more likely that the felony was a flashing neon sign that made AS stop and think "Hey, this guy's pretty synonymous with our brand at this point and he's getting a lot of negative press right now. Maybe we should look into it and see if he's been a piece of shit in general?" And then they probably did, like, some absolute bare minimum amount of digging within the company and found enough evidence that yes, he is actually a piece of shit in general and they'd rather not work with him anymore. Is there any particular reason you seem to believe Roiland's been given a raw deal here and AS had no justification in cutting ties with him?