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Sometimes a post is so stupid it leaves a permanent imprint in your memory. The real reason they nuked the old boards was to hide all the dumb shit we said 10-15 years ago.

Remember kids, any company that refuses to discuss unions doesn't care about their workers.

Ranlsa had a lot of nutbar posts but my favorite will always be finding out that she truly believed Bleach's universe was centered around Christian theology and Soul Society was just purgatory where everyone was there to work off their sins. 10/10 bonkers theory right there.

All I know about Genshin is that there are so many horny fans throwing money at it.

I never thought a character would make me miss Shippo and yet here we are. Yashahime- Okay I get that Setsuna is a violin prodigy but how does Towa know that song on flute? I'm not lucky enough for this demon to kill them. Well that was anticlimactic. Towa you stupid fuck. I agree with Setsuna for once, just go the fuck home. Oh fuck me not Takechiyo. I miss the old show. Moroha, still zero competition as best girl. Buddy she's not gonna give a shit about her zombie niece. Wow what a surprise she's still an evil bitch. Is this other batch of demon slayers Tanjiro's group? Takechiyo makes me miss Shippo and I fucking hate that. Yes we all know Towa sucks. Give Sango more screen time I'm begging you. Oh hey Hachi. It's nice that this season actually gives a shit about the parents. It's okay Moroha I'm your mom now. Really, her inability to retreat is her ONE weakness? I appreciate that literally no one trusts Towa to do anything. I love my idiot daughter. Oh good, the rock things are back. Oh what the fuck now. "Yeah Towa can't do shit and is a load on everyone." Lupin- Hiiiiiii Fujiko. Oh hey, she has a friend. Number one simp. So are we just done with the whole cop lady getting murdered by Lupin's friend last week? Now I want lollipops. I like this girl she seems fun. Get in line asshole we're all horny for Fujiko. Girl you're gonna choke on that sucker at this rate. We're gonna join a cult, ladies. Wait up I don't trust her. Haa, Lupin's jealous. Aw fuck she's gonna try and steal Fuji's organs isn't she. I can't stop staring at her tits. Nun Fujiko is definitely smeone's fetish. Oh is this the same guy with the weird brand thing from earlier? God I'm gay. Yep it's that same guy what a surprise. I'm still not sure if this girl is playing dumb or actually this stupid. I know this is a serious moment but GOD I'm thirsty. Now would be a great time for Lupin to show up and help. SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKER. You got me on that, she's good afterall. Hey Lupin! And then they murdered a dude. Oh shit. Awww, that's nice. Congratulations you're technically a dilf now. One Piece- Speaking of great tits, hi Zoro. Nothing to see here, just some dude's disembodied lower half. This is weird even for One Piece. Legs, join the crew! Right in the nuts. Sweet, free lunch. Centaur Luffy. What is up with this island? And now, some kinda giant bird thing. It's a lady bird! Meanwhile, SCIENCE. I don't trust this guy but his theme slaps. Alright Brook you're gonna have to rescue the rest of the crew. I love Brook so goddamn much. Can't Franky just shoot his way out? I love these idiots. Oh hey, I bet this head goes with those legs. Well this is different. This is exactly how I feel in the heat. Centaurs, everywhere. What in the hell. Oh cool she's a harpy. He has no ass but you can still kick it. I want Nami and Fujiko to be friends. I sense this head's got a tragic pirate-related backstory for us. Guys, Franky's literally got guns built into him. So cool. Bring the head with you. Surely this guy's mystery son won't be important at all. Hi there, random kids on the freaky science island. Those are some biiiig kids. It's nice that Luffy made a new friend. Brook is having way too much fun here. Brook murdered the shit out of those guys. I love Brook's little skull teacup. Oh no they're not friend anymore. Maybe you can make a better friend, Luffy. Dr. Leggingston. I'd also like a snowcone. The hell is this guy? Hiiii Smoker. This shit ain't adding up, folks. AW FUCK IT'S THAT LAVA ASSHOLE WHO KILLED MY BOYFRIEND.

Yashahime- Oh, Towa finally figured out she needs sleep. This girl is terrible and I want her to die. Didn't she organize some kind of death game last season because Towa bumped into her one day? Oh what the fuck. Y'all fuckin yet? How's your hot mom doing, kid? This is painful. On the other hand, I'd rather sit through those lessons than hang out with Towa. What, you're only allowed to have one monk per family or something? Kohaku sure did get generically attractive and that is the best compliment I can give this week. Yes, he suffered the deep tragedy of getting minor cosmetic damage across his face. Just let her die. Towa, still the fucking worst. She's right, where is Moroha and why aren't we watching her? Oh they fuckin. She deserves to be murdered by the tentacle monster and you should let it happen. Oh hey, it's their other kids. Anybody else wanna see her violently murdered or just me here? Oh great, now she's thirsty. Oh she wants to ride something alright. Kilala deserves a better series. Be a parent, beat her ass. I also have a lot of pent up aggression after experiencing this episode. Fuck off, TOWA. Yeah your mom is rapidly dying from the curse you reactivated but sure you've got all the time in the world for shenanigans and mournful violin solos. Lupin- Alright Lupin you gotta break Pops outta jail this week. So y'all fuckin yet? The plot, it thickens. Whelp, time for the sidekick to get his ass beat. Your girlfriend's a badass. Oh they fuckin. Oh hey, she's another tutor kid. Damn bitch that's cold. So you didn't think that maybe the lady who was being explicitly threatened by a group you were investigating was murdered by the group you were investigating? I kinda love these two bozo cops trying their best here. BAH GAWD SHE HIT HIM WITH THE CHAIR. Pops is shipping it. OH THEY FUCKIN. Oh no there's only one bed. Ah hell he's gonna get herself captured. I don't know where this is going but I got a bad feeling about this. Oh no is the nice flower girl the killer? Don't trust that cake. "I bet you could easily hop a fence" is a hilarious comment if she's not the killer. Oh, I don't like that. Okay so how's all this gonna resolve itself. One Piece- Eat that time with five minute recaps, Toei. Uh I don't think islands are supposed to look like that. It's fine, the ship's fireproof. What in tarnation? The snail cries as a distress signal. Did you say samurai? Brook is a delight. I'm surely this Wano plave won't be important to the story at all in the future. Oh hey, Thriller Bark flashback. Hiiiiii Smoker. I appreciate how many dudes in this series who are willing to go tits out at all times. Alright who's gonna babysit Luffy. Usopp is suffering. Oh no why would you give the food to Luffy. MINI MERRY! I love Nami. Titties. Welcome to Punk Hazard. That won't stop Luffy because he can't read. Look, Zoro made you a door. Hellooooo Zoro's tits. Hellooooo Robin's tits. The floor is lava. Uh guys I think you just wandered into hell itself. Luffy cracks me up. I love these idiots so much. DRAGON AHOY. I hope you like excessivley long opening recaps because boy howdy are we in for it now. I hope they befriend that dragon. Oh hey it talks. Y'all might wanna get out of the way. Luffy's having a great time. Zoro's got great tits. Goddamn he's cool. And then Luffy broke half it's ribs. Whelp, they're all dead now. Meanwhile Sanji's having a great time. Uhhh guys I think something's up here. Someone get Chopper an ice pack. Oh I don't like that. And then the rest of the crew was murdered by toxic gas. Brook you don't even have lungs. Zoro you're looking really hot and sweaty you should take the rest of your clothes off. Somebody get this boy some oven mitts. What in the what. I wonder if that's the samurai they were talking about. Awww the dragon doesn't actually talk it's just the weird disembodied legs. Dragon buddy no you're chewing on your own tail. Usopp gets to help! Uh hey shouldn't that thing have like, blood and muscles and things inside it? Alright Sanji you're in charge now. Whelp so much for Sanji. Well that's freaky. Hey you forgot Brook.

Neat, can't wait to pirate Monster again.

My mom was dying from aggressive lung cancer. Keeping up with cartoons was the absolute least important thing in the world for awhile. Yashahime- I don't trust this kid. `Oh good, she hates her dad. This dude can kill all the demons he wants I'm still gonna hate him. NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU. No shit she's a ghost, girl's goddamn transparent. Okay but we've literally seen him in the future and nothing seems to be that weird. At least if you die you don't have to be in Yashahime anymore. Towa you're so fucking stupid. You're grounded, ghost child. Oh what the hell is this. Meanwhile, Sesshomaru continues to dodge his child support payments. It sure is nice for Towa that someone else did all the work and then just handed her the stick she needed. Show you can throw in as many characters as you want, Moroha's still the only one I care about. I hate Towa so much. Sesshomau's here to earn his Worst Dad Ever mug. I mean she didn't really meet him as much as she briefly glanced at him while being flung through the air. I hate you all. Okay so that whole subplot about her traveling with you was completely worthless. She's tired you dumb bitch. Lupin- I like this niice flower girl. Aww he bought all the flowers. Hey that's Jigen's sleepin' newspaper. Who's that lady? Oh hey, the flower girl's here. Sometimes a man just wants a good kebab. The world is dying and everyone is depressed, sounds about right. I like this lady. FRIDGE GUN. Hey lady do you know my semi-dead sorta mom? Window flash drive, go! Aw hell now you're involved in an international political scandal. Oh hey Pops. Are these two sidekick cops fucking or what. SKATEBOARD LUPIN. Maybe bringing this nice flower girl into whatever this political minefield is might not be the best idea. Significantly older brother. Oh they fuckin. What are y'all up to with Pops now? Oh, he was the asshole all along. Aw shit she's dying. Oh shit is she his real mom now? Well that ended well enough...wait what do you mean this is a two-parter. WHELP. Well now we gotta break Pops out of prison. One Piece- Life is too short to rewatch movie tie-in filler, see ya next week.

That's true. I'm sure circling back around for the rights is an option on the table. I'd actually be pretty surprised if Toonami didn't have right of first refusal with Uzumaki. Why would Uzumaki default to CR? I've literally never seen them mentioned being involved with it, just Toonami and the Japanese studio. Unless I missed them being co-prouducers on it too, there'd be no reason for it to go to them.

I know literally nothing about TV production., but I'd assume that being a co-production with a studio outside WB's bubble complicates things for them. It could very well be the case that breaking the contract and paying off their partner would cost significantly more than whatever tax writeoff they'd get for shitcanning it.

Yashahime- How's Towa gonna fuck it up this time. I don't rmember if we ever got to see him in the real series but Inuyasha's dad was hot. Show I can bring myself to care about exactly one of your characters and Moroha already has that spot locked down permanently. I miss Naraku. I still don't know what the fuck this woman's deal is or why I'm supposed to care. Wow, that is one stupid origin story for this guy. He's going to protect his kid by putting her into constant danger. It's Moroha time, bitches! Oh greatt it's time for cryptic riddles. I hope these two die offscreen. Let my feral idiot daugther save the day. Oh hey, your fucking paretns. LET MY GIRL MEET HER PARENTS. Get out of here with your cryptic bullshit. Hey maybe this Kirin guy who sounds exactly like Kirinmaru might be connected. Not now, Kikyo! Please stop showinh me the teenager that Sesshomaru knocked up. Look letting Rin die would just count as a mercy kill. Who gives a fuck about the twins, go rescue your parents. How dare you remind me of the better series whose coattails you're riding. Oh what the hell now. Lupin- Disguise time! Oh yeah I'm sure this security system is uncrackable and he'll never get past it. Wow elaborate facial recognition, never heard that one before. Oh he's gonna have fun with this. Hiiiiiii Fujicakes. Catsuit Fujiko is the reason I can never be straight. I love these idiots. Okay that ad is annoying as shit, I hope they lose just because of that. Hi Pops! Okay the unquenchable thirst part is new. Not the hat! This was all according to keikaku. Oh, the annoying ad is a clue isn't it. As if anyone doubted the whole team would show back up. Yes she's crazy but as someone also unfathomably horny, game has to recognize game here. Haaaa, that's brilliant. The different jacket colors are a nice touch. I hope there's at least one Zenigata cosplayer here. THAT FUCKING AD AGAIN. Great job lady this is was your own damn fault. She's gonna go home and jack off. One Piece- I'm a sleepy bitch and not bothering with movie tie-in filler.

Nah, I can watch Vic and his cringey fans get dunked on about this endlessly. Catch me scrolling through twitter like a raccoon digging through a dumpster.

Please, please don't suck this time 🙏

I know they're making an anime out of their Pretty Boy Villain Isekai game* and they have a handful of other titles they've announced to stream at some point, but I think Star Wars is the only one on the service now. *I don't know how much money it costs to get Catboy Scar to love me back but by god I am gonna find out.

Yashahime- Moroha has done nothing wrong ever in her life and you will not criticize her. Now here's Sesshomaru and his comatose teenage bride. Oh sure, it's totally fine that the child he helped raise was all of 18 when she gave birth to his kids. I also hate them for entirely different reasons. Look, offing her should be considered a mercy kill. So the punishment here is that she'll live a perfectly normal life but just be ugly? Oh honey, you think he gives a shit about those kids? Could he not just easily explain that they shouldn't kill this one bitch until they undo the curse? So then, it's Sesshomaru's fault Moroha doesn't have parents? Goddammit Kikyo. This explaination sounds like complete horse shit. Congratulations Towa, I guess you've been accidentally trying to kill your mom for an entire season now. Oh what the fuck now. Not this asshole again. Evil Crispin is still too good for this show. Moroha, still zero competition for best girl. I still don't know what the fucking deal is with these rainbow pearls. I refuse to respect anyone afraid of a tree. Okay so he's just a spare chunk of his body like a bad Naraku ripoff. Lady nobody knows what the fuck you're talking about. Shit's on fire. Who the hell is this? Lupin- Seal. Fuck you, ice! Nothing says fashion like arctic whales and seals. Kitty! That is an oddly specific pet peeve, sir. Hiiiii Fujiko. Brb gonna go steal some clothes. #1 simp. Okay how the hell did Goemon get roped into this. Dog! He's trying his best. Goemon possesses zero chill. Dude just take a break. Y'all fuckin yet? "Inner magma" is cracking me up. I'm just assuming Jigen took one look at this plan and spent the next week sleeping off a hangover. Hiiiiiiiii Fujiko. I'm losing it at that ridiculous hat. Camel Lupin is best Lupin. And then it was Cats for a second. This is bonkers, I love it. SHE WANTS TO BANG YOU. That's a lot of clothes, Fujiko's gonna be so happy. Goemon no don't cockblock him! I love Fujiko so much. Nooooo she earned those clothes. Come on Pops you won't arrest a guy in his underwear. It's okay Fujiko I'll console you. One Piece- I love you, hot shark lady. Shirahoshi's so goddamn cute. Sanji's gonna die again. Brook is a gift. Boys don't fight, Zoro's objectively hotter. He's right, maybe we'll get lucky and the thing won't explode. Cool, super compass. I'm already lost, buddy. Don't let Luffy know about the neelde that's going bonkers. Nami is suffering. Oh hey Franky. Those dingbat princes crack me up. Bye, Uncle Fish! It's okay Brook I still love you. Awwww the little mermaids. Protect Shirahoshi at all costs. I need her and Vivi to meet and be princess buddies. It's okay random kid, Uncle Fish will get you a straw hat. Nice, Franky brought some floaties. Shanks is hot and I miss him. HIIII ACE--AW FUCK. I hope you like seeing scenes of Ace dying because that's the only screentime he gets from now on. Let Brook see that whale asap. I'm here for Showr Nami. Chopper has no idea how lucky he is. Y'know what that's still worth it. Oh no what are these idiots doing. Poor giant blobfish. That is one giant terror fish. Sweet, free murder fish. Don't worry it's just the East Australian Current. Robin's having fun. LUFFY NO. And then everyone died. Brook, still an absolute delight. Oh hey, they're alive. WHAAAALE. I wish I could speak whale. I miss Laboon. Brook needs a hug. It's not the first time I've cried over a cartoon whale and by god it won't be the last. Aaaand this song's in my head for the next three weeks. I love it when Ian gets to sing. Awww the whales like his song. Aw crap it's the navy.

I hope everybody likes seeing Ace's death because that's Toei's favorite footage to reuse, and I'm yelling AW FUCK NOT AGAIN every single time.

Well that sure is a dark horse.

Yashahime- How's Towa gonna fuck it up this time. Neat, fish people. Aw fuck not this guy again. I hope they just ditched Towa because they know she'll fuck it up. They're looking for a what now? Oh right, that thing. Totosai, out. Moroha, still zero competition for best girl. Aw hell, somebody''s about to get taken as a sea demon's bride aren't they. Fuck you, Ursula. Towa she's not even here maybe focus on the people who might actually need help. Terrible news, Takechiyo's still alive. This freaky nun is definitely the water bitch. Joke's on you nobody here's a human. I hate that guy. Oh hey it''s a Medusa. I'm not gonna ask why Takechiyo's suffering I'm just gonna enjoy it. No, we want to kill you because you're a loony bitch who murders people. Suddenly Little Mermaid. I mean, that was kind of on you for showing up as a freaky giant snake. Okay I get the turning people to stone thing but why are you targeting long haired women now? That is an unsatisfying answer. Okay the entire group showing up with fucking blindfolds on is cracking me up. Towa, still the worst. I swear to god if she sees her reflection in those shitty sunglasses and dies I'm throwing a chair. Oh sure let this douchebag save the day why not. Hey lady remember your boyfriend that you killed? That sure was a thing that happened. Lupin- Why do I hear Real Folk Blues playing in the distance? Jigen always looks so wrong without his hat. Oh shit is that rich asshole marrying Jigen's girlfriend? GASP she's commoner. I'd date her. Who's this douchebag? Well I know which evil schmuck is getting killed in the next twenty minutes. Jigen's such a good dude. GET IT, FLASHBACK JIGEN. And then they fucked. This lady is so nice I kinda love her. Hello there criminals it is murder time. Damn Jigen that one was brutal. Not to go full Fujiko but shit I'd marry this guy just to get that necklace. I got a bad feel about this, Scoob. So go get a job you whiny rich bastard. SURPRISE JIGEN. Aww, she still loves him. Give that thing to Fujiko immediately. NOOOO THE FANCY NECKLACE. Could this franchise just let Jigen get the girl for once? One Piece- Sweet, free treasure. Y'all can go ahead and just kill Caribou while you're here. Oh no why are you asking Zoro for directions. Oh my god Pekoms looks like a giant stuffed animal I love him. LUFFY NO YOU''RE NOT HELPING. And then Luffy caused an international pirate war. Aggressively French. Now that's a deal I can appreciate. Sanji no. Dude we just stopped this island from being destroyed don't make us do it again. Oh, she's terrifying. This mutant girl with her is cute though. You destroyed the Baked Goods Kingdom? YOU MONSTER. I always like how the snail phones are personalized. Luffy o don't answer that. It's probably not the best idea to piss this lady off, let's see how that goes. She has a point, you can't eat gold. Hi Kid. This bitch wants candy and by god she's getting candy. Ohhh Nami's gonna be so pissed they got in a fight with an emperor. Shirahoshi's so damn cute. Why do we still let Caribou exist. Uncle Fish is the best. Don't worry she's got a new target for her anger. Okay so we accidentally gave Big Mom a giant bomb, that'll go well. And then Nami murdered them. Please kill Caribou while you're here. I can only understand about half of what this French guy says. GUN. He's not just a lion, he's a turtle lion. THANK YOU, FINALLY. You know I've never thought about how they're supposed to get back up to the surface. Meanwhile, some other people. Oh hey, that one girl. She's blind as fuck. Hiiii Smoker.

As the resident pervert, I've seen multiple people concerned about them suddenly throwing all the adult stuff in this hidden shack out in the woods. The porn store's not even open yet and their FAQ says it won't be for weeks; that's just poor planning at best or sabotage at worst. This shouldn't have been announced until the sister site was launched and its store ready to take orders. There are people with orders in limbo who now have to wait god knows how long for the individual items to be split between two companies (that's not going to be a quick or simple process, I'm sure), who can't even cancel and get their money back because this new place didn't get the chance to port over those transactions into their system before this was announced, and no word on how long that will take. Throw in the fact that adult sites have had issues with getting payment processors to work with them, and this site could easily die off before all the dust has settled. I've seen people worry that it's an excuse to ditch all the adult content, wait for it fail, and then just shrug because it's not their fault the customers didn't show up. Sidenote, really not sure how much Crunchyroll is actually gonna help with any staffing issues. "Come work in a bluray warehouse in the middle of Bumblefuck, Iowa!" is gonna be a tough sell no matter whose name is on the paycheck.

Yashahime- Oh boy I can't wait to see how Towa fucks it up this season. Oh right, Setsuna's dead I guess. Evil Crispin deserves a better show. Sesshomaru appearing for ten seconds and then fucking off before they can catch him for child support. Moroha deserves a better show. You're never gonna convince me they didn't just steal that butterfly from an ambien commercial. Reminder that Rin would have been like, fifteen when Sesshomaru knocked her up. Sometimes Totosai's cow shows up and gives me a brief flicker of nostalgic happiness. Is it just me or does Jaken sounds less grating than he used to? I love my feral urchin daughter. Oh hey, Towa's doing something without fucking it up. Just make Moroha is the only one I care about just make her the main character already. Show you're just wasting your screen time I have literally zero attachment to the twins. In a surprise twist, Towa continues to be a failure and the worst. Oh hey, she actually managed to do a thing. Genuinely surprised Sesshomaru is doing literally anyth8ing to help his kids. Wow what a surprise, Setsuna's alive again. I don't remember half demons just being able to use up all their demon powers and getting turned temporarily human but it looks like it's not going to be any kind of a problem. Moroha continues to have zero competition for best girl. Lupin- Oh good, the nice flower girl's okay. I love watching these three bicker. Now can you explain why all of them look exactly alike? So how does this lady know Lupin's mom? Wait how old is Lupin supposed to be anyway? He would later rebel against that lesson on not trusting people by basically developing a lifelong threeway with two other dudes. That's a nice story, now how does it go horribly wrong? I like this cop lady she's pretty. TANK. Honestly kinda rooting for these bitches they brought a tank. Thanks, Fujiko! Aww dang it, a buncha them are dudes. It's a trap! It's funny you think the dark is gonna stop Goemon. Haaaa, that Lupin was Jigen. It's a trap, again! Hiiiiiiiiiii Fujiko. I know you're not gonna shoot her but you can at least pistolwhip her a bit. We stan a king. Fujiko's having a great time. Oh shit. One Piece- Happy ending for everyone! Or they understand that this one dude in particular was an asshole and don't take it out on the rest of the country. Sweet, free jobs! Get that boy some meat immediately. Heroes have to share their booze. Surely it won't take like 400 episodes for Jinbe to join the crew. Come back, we still owe you a party! Oh right, Hachi and Camie are still back there. Hordy, still the fucking worst. I love that kraken. This may just be sufficient amounts of meat and booze for Luffy and Zoro. I love the adorable tiny mermaids. Call 'em hereos all you want they're still not sharing anything. This sure is a lot of stuff that isn't food and booze. Let Brook sing. And then Sanji died, again. Just let Zoro get hammered goddammit. Sanji needs to be sedated. Less talking more drinking. MEAT. Get it, Brook! Goddammit Sanji. Neptune never gets to make his speech. Reminder that Nami can keep pace with Zoro's drinking. King is drunk as fuck. Joy Boy, you say? Surely this Joy Boy fella won't be important to the story at all. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Oh hey, that thing. Oh not this gross bastard again. WHy do we keep letting Caribou exist. You know damn well Luffy's not aware of shit. Oh no not Akainu, i HATE that guy. FUCK Blackbeard and the horse he rode in on. How did he steal that devil fruit anyway? Hiiii Shanks. Surely the rest of these guys won't be relevant at all. Unce Fish is gonna have an aneurysm dealing with Luffy one day. Something ominous is about to happen. OH HELL NO YOU GO AWAY. I need an adult. BEAT HIS ASS. The best part of this is Luffy not giving a single shit. Yeah that was definitely the robber and not Zoro. Nami/treasure otp. This is just how it feels being over 30 and sleeping in a bad position. Remember kids, don't do drugs. Y'all can just go ahead and beat the shit out of these old men. Oh hey, Big Mom time. Oh no this isn't gonna go well.

Still not the weirdest comment he's made.

Anime fans once again failing the Quit Being Fucking Weird challenge.

I swear I'm trying my hardest to get Garbage Dilf killed