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Had a family tragedy for the past month and a half but we're crawling back outta the gutter, babey Lupin- Hello there, gang of murder women. Jigen is the best housewife. Hiiii Fujiko. Steal it all! Hey maybe you'll find the devil's skeleton again. Somebody stole my grandpa's stolen loot! Oooh is it your grandma? Oh good, Pops' boyfriend got to come with him from London. One of these days the obvious disguise voiced by Tony Oliver won't be Lupin. This girl is cute. Lupin/Jigen is the real otp. What's your angle here, Lupin? I'm glad Pops has finally learned to check everyone's faces for masks. Hiiiiiii Fujiko. Okay so who's this mysterious lady. Oh hey Goemon. THE FLOWERS WERE BUGGED, YOU GENIUS BASTARD. Mustache Lupin is unreasonably funny to me. Oh shit they faked the robbery to go in and do the real robbery, that's brilliant. That WAS a brilliant plan until this bitch got in the way. Knife shoes! Since when does this show have so many women who aren't just Fujiko in a wig? Dangit flower girl just move! What does that mean? OH SHIT. One Piece- Hordy still fucking sucks. Now boys don't fight, just measure your dicks already. I love Robot Franky. Oh hey, we won while I was gone. Oh right, the damn boat's still falling. FUCK THIS BOAT. Uh hey everybody y'all might wanna run. Oh hey, Whitebeard! This definitely won't be relevant at any point in the future. Okay y'all can stop screaming STRAWHAT any time now. It's fine, just ask Franky to build you a new boat. I'm sure this Joy Boy fella won't be important at all. Say what? Oh hey, monsters! It's cool, they're your friends. Aww good, a happy ending. Aw hell Luffy's dying again. Oh hey,, that boat is the perfect size for them. Maybe don't let the government know about that power. Yeah, capture the villains now that all the hard work of beating them is done. SURELY THIS WON'T BE IMPORTANT LATER. Sure just drop that thing in front of Tom's brother and let him patch it up. Oh goddammit I forgot fucking Caribou is still here. So hey guys, sorry we accused you of kidnapping and plotting an assassination and all that. I love Uncle Fish. I love Franky's hair. Chopper is so goddamn adorable. You can just go ahead and kill Decken, please I'm begging you. Just give him some meat he'll be fine. Honey you're gonna drown him in your tears. Robin is the best. Hey maybe ask all those humans you've got captured. It's red, close enough! Just stab somebody and take their blood by force. Uncle Fish to the rescue! And now the narrator will read a heartfelt essay he composed over the commercial break. Remember to give blood, kids. Now get that boy his weight in meat immediately.

I mean, if they can get that $30 million per episode budget Stranger Things had, the effects might just look decent.

Oh no, I want that 1:1 translation. It's not fair if the anime-only audience doesn't have to spend three entire months sitting through a weird, baffling clown fight.

I nominate Top Gun or PokeNirvash

They signed off on Food Wars.

The other day I was watching something on CR and the audio just went completely silent for 30 damn seconds, and there's comments about it since the day it was uploaded so it's definitely something wrong with the actual video and not on the customer end. Funi's player had its share of issues but I straight up never saw a problem like that before, so I'm guessing FuniRoll's just not doing any quality checks anymore as a way to cut costs.

We're on a mission from Tom. Lupin- Hiiii Glasses Fujiko. Who's this douchebag? I don't trust this guy. I don't know enough about archaeology to know if any of this is bullshit so I'm just gonna assume it's legit. "Thanks for curing my tuberculosis, doc, have this weird bird rock I found." That sure took a long time for him to get to the point. How many men will she have to seduce to get that fossil? Jigen's too old for this shit. It's okay Fuji I'd help you for free. I always love the super realistic latex mask ploy. Well that sure is weird. Shoutout to that guard looking at porn instead of watching the cameras because I'd be doing the exact same thing. Uhhh this ain't normal. How does she fit all that hair in that cap? Just fuck already. This definitely feels like some kinda elaborate trap. Uhhhhhh hey Lupin you okay there buddy? What the fuck is going on. Hey, who spilled Angel's Egg in my Lupin episode? One Piece- Fuck you, Hordy. I can't believe we can't just let Decken bleed out here. Sea Hagrid cracks me up. Eat some balls, douchebags! You suck, evil Zoidberg. Nami being menaced by yet another invisible asshole. Goddammit Brook. Cut that out you're ripping his jacket. I am always down for more Mecha Franky. They are all idiots, aren't they. Meanwhile, Chopper being the only one doing any work here. Man Usopp got cool. Aw hell where'd Chopper go. Stop taking drugs! I just want shark waifu to make it out of here. Okay that was definitely a pregnant lady there, how the fuck does that work? And then everyone else got stabbed. Uh hey Luffy you know what water does to you right? I agree with Hordy, Decken should just fucking die already. Look I know we need to keep him alive so the giant boat doesn't crush-murder the entire island but I really wish he'd just die. God I hope he's dead and not just knocked out. Oh right, the ship. Well this could be going better. Oh, so it's a special phantom mystery ship. I don't think I'm lucky enough for Decken to be dead. No, he is not alright. Man that is one strong bubble. Sweet, free shark teeth. Dude it's not a flex to be smarter than Luffy. This is a real rough day for Shirahoshi. I don't like Fukaboshi's odds here. She died because you shot her, you sack of shit! And then he died. Spoiler alert he's doing this because he's just as MASSIVE bag of dicks. Owwww that's gotta hurt. I have no memory of these guys. Okay I would rather just be crushed to death than lose the air conditioner. Dude no that's SO MANY drugs. Hordy is the fucking worst.

My mistake. I thought that "I Enjoy it but It doesn't seem like we're gonna get much of that moving forward...." implied that you believed the block would be getting fewer shows and thus there'd be fewer voice actors hearing themselves live. I didn't realize it was referring to voice actors having a strict pre-midnight bed time that hasn't really been an issue in the past. My apologies for misunderstanding the one time you weren't panicking about the health of this cartoon block you seem to be obsessed with. Pictured: me logging in and opening threads I know are gonna make me be a bitch

Silly me, thinking we could see one thread where you're not doom posting.

At this point I kinda just shrug and show up ready to be surprised. Lupin- Oh great, ominously glowing Jesus statue can only bode well. Is Lupin dressed up as that old lady in the wheelchair. YO HO HO HE TOOK A BITE OF GEM GEMS. Everything is shiny and I want it. Hiii Fujiko. This old man is totes not Lupin. Hi pops! Wait, granny's doll! Aww, he brought back her doll. This is totally not a devious plot, not at all. Hiiiiiiiiii Fujiko! I understand completely I'd also fork over a priceless diamond to nail Fujiko. That's a super cute dress. Granny's copping a feel there. I'm not gonna question why Goemon was riding a giant squid I'm just gonna accept the little things that make me happy. Hiiiii Fujiko's tits! Okay what is granny's deal. I don't trust granny. Goddamn I'm gay. Oh this flashback is gonna get depressing. Oh he was a sexy pirate I get it. Lupin is now a better pirate anime than Fena. The treasure is rare nuts. I take back what I said, I'm rooting for granny now. Goddammit pops not now! NO MY DIAMOND. I would be so pissed. One Piece- Clearly tonight's theme is pirates. Decken, still the fucking worst. Shirahoshi is a good kid. YEET. Awww, they're all trying to help her. Hordy sucks. Bubble Luffy, go! Whelp so much for Bubble Luffy. That's it, show's over. Oh hey, her brother. Can someone please punch Decken's entire spine out now? I dunno man maybe she doesn't like you because you're creepy and gross? Oh good, her other brothers are here too. WHAAAALE. Fuck those random fish in particular. Don't show me sad flashbacks now. Remember kids, drugs are bad. Look we could just let Hordy murder Decken and solve one of our problems for us. Thanks, Hordy! I hope this episode is just 20 straight minutes of watching Decken painfully bleed out. Oh fuck you Hordy we can't have anything nice. I like watching Decken suffer. Well boys you failed to help your sister but the important thing is you tried, I guess. Nooo not the whale! Oh hey Luffy. Meanwhile, shenanigans. No don't give sea Hagrid drugs! You suck, evil Zoidberg! Nooo not the kraken! It's fine, Uncle Fish is here. Whelp you hit Nami now you have to die. Now Zoro gets to do things! Zoro isn't drunk enough for this. Aw hell the drunk octopus went into druggy berserk mode. He is gonna beat your ass and then steal whatever's left of your booze. "That is way too many swords" is Zoro's cue to come play. Finally, a worthy opponent! Meanwhile, the damn boat's still in mortal peril. Fuck off, Hordy.

This was a better pirate anime than Fena.

Yeah, if there's a family history that's more significant than "Pop pop worked in the ol' town asbestos factory for 40 years and then randomly got cancer" then it's worth it to push for earlier testing. I have a half-sister who got stage 3 breast cancer when she was only 31, and that's another one that they basically call you a hypochondriac for worrying about before your 40's. I started getting ultrasound exams at 22 and mammograms at 30 to hopefully nip it in the bud if they do catch anything one day.

Ass Class- I'm not emotionally strong enough for this. Karasuma is a good dude. They're all good kids, even the one who looks 40. Can someone nail that principal in the dick with a 2x4 please. He has a dad? Don't do it bro that bitch is crazy. Awww even these assholes got to do something nice. Aaaaand I'm crying. I'm glad the principal suffered. Alright kids new lesson, let's get drunk. Oh god what did they buy together it's gonna break my heaert. Fuck you, moon! I don't know enough about moons to know if that's legit. Dude don't send your wife. Good lord woman. Tiiiiiiiimeskip. Awwww he called them their kids. .I still don't recognize 2/3 of these kids. Awwwwww they bought the mountain for him. Are Karma and Nagisa just fucking somewhere offscreen during all this? I'm proud of these kids. The old-looking guy looks exactly the same. I still hate that vocaloid. Karma is now president. Oh shit is she knocked up. At least he got to cut his hair. And then Nagisa killed a student. Lupin- RIP gun. Hat with the save. Aww that one boy likes her. Well this is adorable. Aw hell, what now. I am disappointed this is not really a butch woman with huge tits. That is the worst alias. Lupin being a top-tier wingman to this random kid. Ohhh this is going to go badly. Aw hell the theacher's in on it too. Meanwhile, Jigen being the best babysitter. Congratulations, Jigen is your father now. "You can trust me" says the guy who just shot two dudes in front of you. His license is written on his gun. CHEESE IT. Jigen's so fucking cool. You don't understand he loves that gun like a wife. PLOT TWIST. I love this kid. Jigen/Gun is my OTP. Oh hey the teacher's not evil after all. Oh thank god, the gun's gonna be okay. Goddammit Jigen you were too cool now he's gonna grow up to be an assassin. One Piece- That HONK sound is never not hilarious to me. Time for Zoro to fight another swordsman and take his booze. Chopper is having so much fun in that little tank. We just got that tank, Franky's gonna kill you if you break it! They're all so goddamn stupid I love them. Oh my god what does it do next. THIS IS AWESOME. Nami, somehow, is unimpressed. WE STAN A LEGEND. Oh my god Franky. Meanwhile, Nami defeating people with the power of meteorology. Oh my god look at Usopp he's all grown up and fighting on his own. Oh shit look at Chopper go. LEAVE THAT KRAKEN ALONE HE'S A GOOD BOY. Well now Luffy's gonna beat your ass twice as hard for upsetting his new kraken friend. I miss your hot dead brother, Luffy. Eat shit, fish boys. Oh right, that lunatic sent a fucking ark after her. Just in case you forgot Decken is the fucking woooorst. .Gee this "intended day" thing doesn't sound ominous or important at all. Don't do drugs, kids. Let Surume join the crew. GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT. Uh hey y'all there's a giant fuckin' boat floating over to jkill everyone. I love Robin. Oh hey it's the big guy. THE WOOOOOOOOORST. "Incel fish dude" isn't a character I would have expected pre-timeskip but yet here we are. Oh hey, she grew a spine. Shirahoshi is a good kid. AGAIN, THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOORST. I'm okay with Hordy killing Decken, I don't mind if they take a break to do that.

Christ, he was only 35. I'm pretty sure they don't even recommend colon cancer screening until you hit 40, this must have come totally out of the blue. All I can think of is his part on Cells at Work where his character literally fights off a cancer cell. It's going to fucking hurt watching that.

Because the last Junji Ito anthology anime worked out soooo well.

Hell, I remember weirdos tweeting death threats towards a voice actor's child (I think it was Laura Bailey, maybe?) because she played a villain in a game that did bad things. And like, yeah sure a couple of gross weebs screaming insults at you isn't the most concerning thing in the world. But still, if you're not actually required to deal with that shit, and it's because of this optional thing you choose to do in your own free time, it's totally reasonable to just take your ball and go home. That's exactly what happened with Hero Academia's manga translator; he got fed up with people bitching because the official version wasn't exactly like the shit-tier scanlations, and being accused of having a bias against certain characters (no, you really don't have to be biased against Endeavor to make him look bad, he does that enough on his own) that he junked his twitter.

Good. Random schmucks dissecting every sentence he writes to figure out some secret hidden meaning or how to blame him for everything is getting hella old.

We get it, you hate live action. Must you drag it into every vaguely-related topic you can find?

Would y'all quit tempting fate, that's how we got Food Wars!

It's funny because doesn't this kick off an extended filler arc that's gonna sned TG into a depression spiral? Ass Class- It's fine you don't have any boobs anyway. Oh lord he gave her bigger tits. Ohhh this is gonna hurt me. Please don't kill your squid dad. Aaaand I'm already crying. Did anyone expect Nagisa wouldn't be the one to do it? Bitch-sensei doesn't need the money she's already got the best reward she could ask for, dick from a hot dude who will treat her right. Stop dragging it out you're just making me suffer more. I have no memory of 2/3 of these kids. I didn't think there were that many kids in this class, jesus christ. That roll call sure seemed excessive and like an excuse to pad out the episode. Aaaaand I'm crying again. Bruh how do you expect him to not feel anguish at this? "I thanked him with my knife" is such a raw fucking line. Ohhhh this hurts me. Everyone needs a hug and I'm 100% including myself on that. THIS IS PAIN. You're gonna be reading that yearbook for the next five years. Lupin- Are we back to the main plot now? Oh hey Lupin's old friend. Sea captain Jigen is kinda cracking me up. Someone give this little girl a hug. Aw crap what is up with this kid. Meanwhile, Holmes endagering some other random child he doesn't care about. Gottem. Watson looked like a real nerd. And now for drunk cops. Pops' new boyfriend is cute. Hey Lupin. Who the hell is this? Pops quit sticking your head out in the open. Oh this is the old ugly version of one of my hot pretty boy boyfriends. Oh hey are we finally getting an explanation on what happened to Watson? I'm guessing it didn't go well for this random schmuck he's talking about. Okay that kinda seems like it's on Watson for bringing a toddler along with him. Sherlock is a good dude. So then, he stopped on the way to the hospital with his sick kid to run down this shady guy because that's not much smarter. This is so Raven. If they bring Moriarty into this as an actual character expect me to constantly bring up the pretty boy Moriarty anime and Great Mouse Detective. Oh hey Sherlock. So then it's all Sherlock's fault. Team up! Uh whatcha talkin about Jigen? Play the pretty boy Sherlock show next, Toonami. One Piece- Okay 50,000 to 10 is a much better number. Fuck you, evil Zoidberg. Oh hell yeah time for Bandana Zoro. I love Brook so goddamn much. I like it when Sanji gets to act cool. Please snap my neck next, Robin. Brook what the hell are you doing. Don't fuck with Chopper. I like seeing all the crew getting to show off. Show us the weapons! Oh fuck you Hordy. Uncle Fish is here to save the day. Don't fuck with Uncle Fish. Oh hey Zoro. Oh hey Mihawk. Back in the timeskip days wheen Zoro had both eyes and fought sword monkeys. Swordnado! God Zoro's so cool. Why are those sea urchin guys so funny to me. GODDAMN THIS DID NOT AGE WELL. Oh cool he can air walk now. Show us the new weapons! Oh you two don't fight, just grab a ruler and decide who's bigger already. Hordy, still the fucking worst. Show Chopper the weapons he's so excited. PLAY FREEBIRD. Brook what the fuck. Brook's powers are so fucking weird and I love him for it. Oh the giant legs are definitely someone's fetish. Meanwhile, FRANKY TIME. Franky get out there and help your wife. Sweet bike. Aww he's trying to show off for her. I love that funny little honk sound the turtle tank makes. You had them at free food and booze. Joke's on you the kraken's our friend now. He's a nice kraken don't threaten him. Dude he's made of rubber stomping on him's not gonna work. Awwwwww kraken friend. This is adorable.

Nah, there was a movie in between seasons that ends with the boys being reinstated after a series of hijinks in which they save the city.

For most those, they'd still have to go through the trouble of reacquiring the broadcast rights. Like, it's not as if they've just kept Wolf's Rain and Death Note in a random storage closet for the past 10-15 years ready to go whenever they remember it.

Adapt the masterpiece that is My Balls, Toonami.