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It's a Christmas miracle, everybody kept their clothes on in the kitchen. Mashle- Which is the dorm for dumb bastards because that's where I belong. I love Mash so much there is not a single braincell rattling around in that skull. It's always time for cream puffs. Oh it's the lolicon. That mandrake is a mood. Give it a cream puff. Plan B, punch the shit out of it. Hey get your Food Wars out of my magic school. How did you turn it into a cream puff. This show is a gift. Hey look, a new punching fight boy. Uh guy what's up with the freaky puppet. I hope you're gonna fight a unicorn out there. He's so obnoxious. Hey now leave the hot dudes alone. Magic scorpions, good enough. Who the fuck are you? You've got it all wrong, Mash doesn't think at all. Oh we gotta fight this jackass now. It's all good, cream puff is fine. SLAP. What is wrong with all you kids?! Aww, he does have some redeeming qualities. You got this, kiddo! Well, this has to be a trap. You don't got this, kiddo. Sorry girl, Mash's only love is cream puffs. Don't worry were were already gonna put him in the hospital anyway. Dude's definitely got a Hisoka fight boner for this. MY CREAM PUFF. He has to die now. Exorcist- Rin still sucks. You two should just fuck already. Get it, Yukio. Bitches be crazy, Yukio. Remember, we're killing billionaires now. Oh right, cooking is the one thing Rin's not garbage at. Kitchen's haunted. You guys really kinda suck at noticing things. So how do I get my house possessed by the food demon. Okay that grandma joke actually got a laugh out of me. That's a pokemon. Never leave Rin alone he'll fuck it up the moment your back is turned. And now they're bros. Look at you acting cringe in public. These girls are awful. He literally said his borther does the cooking you dumb bitches. They deserve to die. We didn't deserve Priest Dad. Bitches be crazy, Yukio. One Piece- Fucking children of the corn little brat here. I hope he drew another derpbirb. I like when Usopp gets to be cool. Y'know what I respect these random guys charging into battle with their push brooms. Law by now you should know better than to ask Luffy about his plans. Fuck you, child! Listen to Law for once and just ditch the creepy little brat. This is all Kanjuro's fault. Oh goddammit Luffy can't resist free snacks. Now would be a great time to shoot, Usopp! Aw shit we're fucked. At least Luffy gets to be a cool toy. Meanwhile everyone behind him doing the absolute shittiest job of holding back the mob. Oh neat, he leveled up and learned haki. MISSION STATUS: SICK. He gave her PTSD. A couple of those nutcracker guys are definitely dead. Who the fuck invited Trebol. I now he's evil as all hell but Doflamingo's just so cool.

I only remembered this wasn't a holiday marathon week about two minutes before Hogwarts Fight Club started. Mashle- I have zero doubts that Mash will figure out how to fake it at quidditch. I love this dumbass bruh. Aaaand he immediately shattered his arm. Fangirl is a mood. You gotta jump up there and fuck 'em up, Mash. Oh my god. This is some real Loony Tunes shit and I'm here for it. The ball is now a boomerang. I desperately need Mash and Saitama to hang out. And that's why Mash isn't allowed to play quidditch anymore. Mash is a good boy. I like his mandatory girlfriend. Lance Crown 100% sounds like a OnlyFans name. Joke's on you buddy he's gonna shatter your ribs. Dude he is literally not thinking at all. Meanwhile Large Man and Old Dad bond out in the woods. Oh hey, a spell actually worked on Mash. My dude this boy genuinely could not give a single yodeling fuck. Hey look you dropped your shitty necklace. Holy shit I'm crying. He's right, the answer is cream puffs. I like to think the author saw that one gross creep from Black Clover and agreed he needed to die. Y'all know you can just get a sharpie and call it a day. I'd die for you Mash. You should throw him off the cliff anyway. Exorcist- I'm just waiting for that lady with huge boobs to show up. I'm sure the kids who are actually trying don't mind that Rin gets to skate by on nepotism. Just shut up and measure your dicks already. I'm rooting for the frog. In a surprise twist, everybody hates Satan. That was the night Satan fucked your mom. Thanks for the exposition dump, Charlie Brown. Incompetent Nice Girl vs Total Bitch. Piss off kids, teacher's gotta go get laid. I hate you, kids. Rin you literally didn't know about Satan until like a month ago. I have zero memory of that guy. I forgot they're apparently brothers. Just fuck already. One Piece- My favorite running gag in this arc is Law's constant look of regret at how this has turned out. Obligatory fuck you, Steven Tyler. Rebecca really should have just sat this one out. I KILLED MUFASA. Okay Rebecca it's really important, try not to suck and fail at something for five whole minutes. I'm still amazed her boobs are managing to stay in that top. DILF AHOY. I hope this is a nice father-daughter bonding experience of murdering an aging rock star. Goddammit Rebecca you could at least meet them halfway on the stairs. Law finally gets to do something again! Law, regretting his life slightly less for probably the next five minutes. I like it when Law gets to be cool. Jesus Law what are you doing. Oh right, he got shot in the liver. Law you know damn well this boy is not gonna listen to a plan. Oh fuck no you go right the hell back to sleep you creepy little brat.

Happy early Thanksgiving, I brought the violence. Mashle- I assume he just ripped that entire damn tree out of the ground and only grabbed the root. I love this kid so goddamn much. NYOOM. Eat shit, douche boy. And now, King Douche graces us with an appearance. Joke's on you Mash has zero fucks to give about this. Oh shit, cream puffs. Fuck of dude he was busy baking. Mash kiddo you're probably gonna wanna grow a fuck to give at some point. Sorry Mash I'm gonna kill your roommate on your behalf. I can't wait to watch our boy knock this douchebag's head off. BEAT HIS ASS, SON. Never underestimate the power of just fuckin' wailing on a dude. Mash my dude ya fucked up. Can we punch this man next-YES GOOD. Oh my god what the fuck. Okay so our boy's kind of prone to murder. "You buried the vice principal" is a sentence they've probably never had to say before at this school. Thanks, Dimestore Dumbledore. That sound you hear is his tiny little pea brain rattling around in his skull. Mash, your job is to keep wailing on terrible people. Mash is a good boy and everyone loves him now. I respect the fangirls. DO IT BRUH. Exorcist- It's funny how much of this show rings literally zero bells for me. Yes you're stupid now read your kids books. Did he always have a tail? Rin continues to fucking suck. Oh right, the girl who's cute but incompetent. Oh yeah your legs are fine they're just haunted by plant demons. So like, how did this minor demon get through the demon-proof barrier around the garden that you said was there five minutes ago? Just go the fuck inside for like 20 minutes you dumb brat. It's okay lady it's not your fault that your kid sucks. Girl you've got like $14 and some pocket lint in that purse. Yeah sure you never talked to anyone in the garden except for the fucking talking flower who told you that you'd never leave the garden. She died doing what she loved, being crushed to death by improperly-secured yard structures. It's a plant, just set it on fire. That's what they shot JFK with. One Piece- God, Sabo's hot. Somebody get that horse some medical attention. Oh no Leo, Rebecca is absolutely going to fuck this up if you leave her alone. Hey show thanks for the reminder, for a minute there I forgot about Rebecca's tragic backstory. Aw fuck it's Steven Tyler. Meanwhile Barto continues to have the best goddamn day. Wait, you could make stairs this entire time? Holy shit you killed him. Cut to my boyfriend, seen here trying to immolate an elderly blind man. Joke's on you Fujitora doesn't give a shit. Sabo's so cool. Doflamingo can't destroy the country if this Gravity vs Fire fight destroys it first. I don't know enough about gambling to understand this metaphor. Fuck you, Steven Tyler! I like how Kyros is speedrunning those stairs with only one leg faster than kids half his age. I hope that horse is okay. Law, continuing to regret every decision he's never made. BARTO NO. No you idiot don't die, we'll lose those stairs! Robin can slap me next. I like how we have scenes of all the others working hard and then there's just Franky and Senior Pink doing a choreographed ballet together.

Tonight's theme is apparently magic schools. Mashle- I'd die for you, muscle boy. Stealth. It's fine we drew on him with sharpie. I immediately feel the overwhelming need to punch him. Mash is a good boy and I love him. Ain't this the test from Naruto? This is fantastic. I hope the next test is just violence. Aww she likes him. She is not having a good time here. Oh fuck you, girl. I love my strong muscle son. Hey look, a sphinx. Just let her die. You're right, you suck and deserve to get killed. PUNCHBOY GO. Who needs magic when you have the power of fist. I think my favorite part of all this is his complete indifference to everything. Okay I like her. Fuuuuck yoooou. Why didn't anybody in Harry Potter ever just try that? Don't fuck this up for us, Merlin. He's a certified good boy. Sir I will eat my hat if anything here's stronger than this kid. Nooo, old dad! Joke's on you, old man. Welcome to Hogwarts, Mash. I'd snap your neck like a pretzel without a second thought, grandpa. Jesus christ Mash. I hope the doors are just a running joke here. He's already lost interest, my dude. Exorcist- Priest Dad, still too cool for this show. I'm pretty sure that's the same car my Barbie had 30 years ago. Piss off Rin, not everything is about you. Rin fucking sucks. Mephisto totally isn't a demon, my dude. I have no memory of any of you people. Just a talking dog here, nothing to see. Surprise, your brother's cooler than you. Shut up Rin. GUN. Your dad wouldn't have died if you weren't such a shitty son. Meanwhile the rest of the class is out in the hall wondering what the fuck is going on. One Piece- Yes be sure you stay in stealth mode as you soar through the air on an extremely conspicuous rope of insects. I love Barto so much. We're saving three pricesses in the same arc I bet that's a new record. They're right, why would you give them a plate if they couldn't break it. Horse no! If horse dies we riot. Oh good, the giant nutcrackers are posessed. Not now, Samurai Pennywise! This child has Usopp-related PTSD. Luffy's about to get turned into a Stretch Armstrong. Let that poor derpbirb rest. Meanwhile, MY WIFE. Uh lady you gonna do something here? This is the second time today somebody's accidentally fumbled his way into a girlfriend. I love you, Unmedicated Grandpa. I'm so here for this Old Man Fight. Eyes on the prize, Bartolomeo! He died as he lived, simping for Luffy. Robin I've seen you grow giant wings and fly before. Law, still having the worst day. Oh hey thanks Barto. Ah fuck they gave the key to the one person who's not here. You heard the woman, cheese it!

Black Clover but give it a MC who isn't dogshit. Mashle- Is this a version of Asta I don't immediately hate? Why does everybody have Dr Stone marks on their face? He's dumb as all fuck I love this kid. I would also disobey any order for some good snacks. I am not immune to a terrible large man voiced by Seitz. MY SNACKS. Remember Mash, ACAB. This is my son now and I would die for him. Hey he fixed the door. Awww he brought him snacks. That bird may be cursed and evil but it is pretty. Squirrel. Oh no, the door! Choke me next, I mean wait what. It's too early for a tragic backstory please don't kill his dad. Someone left a baby! This entire situation could have been avoided with a $2 sharpie. HEY KOOLAID MAN. Mash is a good boy. Who needs magic when you can just punch things really hard. Oh my god this is fantastic. This fucking rules. I've trusted worse men over less. I'm so fucking here for Fight Club Hogwarts. Exorcist- I don't remember specifics but I'm pretty sure this doesn't go well for Priest Dad. I hate it when I'm possessed by demons and forget I got my ass beat. Here kiddo have a sword. Y'all should have fortified that barrier against trucks. Demon demon demon demon mushroom mushroom. Somebody whips out a shotgun and shit instantly gets good. Oh right, that's why I hate this kid. This is all your fault, Rin. Priest Dad was too cool for this show. This is the most anime-looking motherfucker I've ever seen. One Piece- We have a new pricess to save. I love Franky's theme. How many Straw Hats have had their tits used as a transportation service during this arc? Tiny Grandpa still cracks me up. I've had several managers in my life that had this exact same vibe. i need Senor Pink and Franky to be best friends. The Care Bear strategy is a bold move, let's see if it pays off. Wicca no! Franky's about to get a visit from HR. I've had several managers in my life I'd like to do that to. Bro what. So what are we? Sooooo manly. This arc has a lot of issues but I goddamn love these two fighting each other. Meanwhile I'm glad Kyros is having a nice time babysitting. Barto continues to be an absolute mood. Usopp, not having a good time here. Viola they will absolutely hand your dad over to die to save their own shit. Oh hey, Kinemon. I'd die for you Derpbirb. Goddammit Pennywise! I don't remember if we know what her power is or not. Hey maybe she's hidden in the creepy dungeon where we send princesses to suffer. Oh my god she's so cute we have to save her.

I have zero interest in Fight Girl but I hope whoever's watching it enjoys it. Exorcist- All I remember about this show is there's a lady with huge cans so let's see how much else rings a bell. Oh, I remember I hate this kid. The moral of this story is that teens are monsters. Is there an exorcist you can call to remove a deadbeat sibling from your home, asking for a friend. Retail sucks, kiddo. That's still better than any Black Friday when I worked at Walmart. Thank you for saving my idiot dipshit toddler, random teen. Y'know just the secret sword armory that all priests have. That teen's not even possessed that's just how teens are now. Surprise, your priest dad is cool. Well son you're adopted. One Piece- I love One Piece animals so much. Oh right, these giant nutcracker monsters are here. Meanwhile Pica's voice is still cracking me up. I'm here for more of Zoro's trash talk. Barto, still having the best day. Zoro's so damn cool. Hearing that giant man scream in that tiny little voice killed me. He sounds like a fucking muppet. Zoro has the best theme music. Me too, Barto. Meanwhile, oh right the factory. I like Tiny Grandpa here, he seems like a good dude. I have no room to talk when sitting my fat ass in front of a screen with a bunch of cake is my favorite past time in life. Stop tricking my idiot little friends! That'll do, pig. Aw but the snail looks so good with that outfit. We've been smeckledorfed! That sign won't stop me because I can't read. This is a trap. Meanwhile, a fight that's 50% crotch shots. I need these two to be hardboiled man friends forever. That's also how I feel about my managers. Defeat via vacuum cleaner has to be the worst way to lose. I know I just said Zoro's theme is the best but Franky's music also slaps.

In a pleasant surprise, the Toonami original didn't have the worst ending on the block tonight. That counts as a win! Uzumaki- Alright in the grand tradition of Toonami originals, let's see how bad this shits the bed at ths end. Oh for the love of uck why would you go INTO this town. Okay the Tornado Rodeo Cowboys is a thing I wasn't expecting. Shuichi's having a real bad time. It's time to accept that your dad's gone completely bonkers and ditch him. Goddammit it's just more snails! Oh that's nasty. Noooot a fan of where this is going. I don't know enough about dragonflies to understand this reference. At least those guys I hate are dead now. This is why you should never volunteer to do nice things! Your mom is definitely about to die. This must be the work of an enemy stand. Dude don't tell them that, they'll never let you in. I'm sure it comes off more suspenseful in the manga but blowing air twisters at each other just feels really goofy. Oh, that's not supposed to happen. Girl give up on your weird nutso dad. Well, this could be going better. Mmmmm fresh sneople meat. Shuichi broke. Brother's definitely a snail now. Thanks for nothing, asshole! So why don't the blaring sirens activate the twisters? Surprise, you're stuck in a giant spiral! Maybe you should try not following the path. Good news we got dinner. Ewwww don't eat it raw. Shuichi deserved better. Hey you leave my weird misshapen hunchback brother alone. Sorry gang I don't think there's any hiding this one. Yeet that child. Man, that new lady is really handling all this bonkers shit like a champ. The poor building codes of the past will bhe the death of us all. This feels like a bad idea. It's been a rough couple of hours for that guy. Ah hell the dramatic music's kicking in. I'll give 'em one thing, this amorphous blob of once-human souls is a hell of a construction worker. Could y'all not just climb on the roof? Might be time to find a snerson and chow down, just saying. Whelp, she's dead. Oh I got a real bad feeling about this. Shuichi is the boyfriend none of us deserve. Now you've got spiral rabies. Never trust stairs. Well, that's weird. In a surprise twist, your crazy parents are dead. Oh honey you're going to die in like five minutes. So hey, what the fuck? Ah hell here we go again. I feel like this last episode was better than the middle two but the entire show would have massively benefited from slower pacing and probably like two more episodes. Honestly though, it shit the bed way less than most Toonami originals and we can probably thank Junji Ito entirely for that. Demon Slayer- Is it too late to be consumed by bone-shattering spiral curse instead of sitting through an hour of this? This show really seems to overestimate how much I enjoy watching whiny cowards run away. I miss my loud obnoxious boyfriends. The longer it takes them to deal with this annoying little fucker, the less respect I have for them. It's fine, Tanjiro will have a dramatic flashback to a loved one that gives him a last burst of determination to succeed. Who the fuck invited Zenitsu to this arc. Nyoom. I mean we got like 45 minutes left there's definitely an escape. Oh for fuck's sake Tanjiro! I do like when Nezuko gets to do things. If you're going over the cliff say hi to that snail kid. How the shit are all of Tanjiro's bones not completed obliterated. Is he losing another sword again. Look if you're gonna be a side character and dumb as shit then you deserve to die for it. Sword! Shut the fuck up guy just let this end already. I swear to all fuck if this doesn't behead him I'm jumping out the nearest window. Oh right, Nezuko can't get in the sun. He's not dead yet, you idiot! Oh this is some bullshit. And then Nezuko died. Maybe that minimally-injured shitty child could help. Nezuko's had enough of your bullshit. This is why vampires wear capes. Oh yeah I'm sure she's really super dead for real. I'd like to state for the record that this is the point where my stream spend five minutes endlessly buffering, I assume out of protest for having to play it. in a surprise twist, this guy sucked and died pathetically in his human life too. I'd ask what I missed and what's happening but I really can't bring myself to care. How in the fuck? Is this some Wizard of Oz "you always had the power to go home" bullshit where they could have purified her in the sun at any point? Oh right, all his organs are liquefied. I wonder how Boobs Mcgee is doing. I know I literally just asked but man that's a disappointing end to her fight. Oh right, the bad guy is still a 10-year old sometimes, for some reason. Searching for the what now? Shit's kinda too little too late for some crumb of backstory on your main villain, show. So he really just became a demon out of nowhere for no discernible reason, got it. Maybe you shouldn't have killed that guy, you dumbass. Maybe we should get Tanjiro some medical attention now. This show answers the age-old question, can a man be so annoying I actively want him to die despite being hot? I'm glad Nezuko's actress finally gets to earn a paycheck. I forgot all about this doctor lady. I have no memory of that cat but I'd die for it. So hey maybe you guys should move now that your town's location has been totally compromised by demons. I wish everyone in this town had died. I know I've complained about the show a lot in the past but this arc was some real dogshit through and through.

I assume the Blue Exorcist rerun was either dirt cheap, or maybe even outright free if they also picked up the sequel. Whine about it if you want, but that's a smart budget move if they did essentially get two shows for the price of one and locked in a slot for most of the year. I've heard good things about Mashle and from what I know this is basically the plot:

Is every other show ending next week? Is November just gonna be six episodes of One Piece at a time? Uzumaki- Oh shit what now. Oh no, take that poster down! Bro there doesn't have to be a separate curse involved, mosquitos are a curse all on their own. I got a real bad feeling about all these suspiciously pregnant women. And now your dad's making haunted pottery. Fucking mosquitos, again! Great job poisoning the pregnant girl with toxic spray, buddy. OH I DON'T LIKE THAT. Just an entire squad of crazy pregnant vampire bitches running around the hospital, great. Where the fuck did they get those drills anyway? Thank god for that toxic spray. Fucking centipedes! This episode is gonna kickstart my period purely out of self defense. Meanwhile, things are not going well for your batshit crazy mom. For the love of god do not tell her about the ear spiral. This poor lady is having the worst time. OW FUCK. Correction, Shuichi is having the worst day. You know every single one of those babies is fucking cursed. Those mushrooms are haunted. OH THAT'S NOT RIGHT. I'd like to get off this ride now please. Hey boy who just lost his entire family, come party at our house. Oops, all spirals! Shit's haunted as all fuck. You could just leave town and not come back, you know. Man those spirals really did a number on that dumbass hair girl. I'm no meteorologist but I'm pretty sure it's not good when a storm starts sinisterly whispering your name. My leg! Y'all really should have just fucked off out of town when you had the chance. Everything else in this town may be cursed and evil but Shuichi is knocking the World's Best Boyfriend challenge out of the park. Don't worry about it, it's just or neighbor Quasimodo. There is no way this is gonna go okay. Well at least the creepy stalker pervert is just normal fucked up and not extra fucked up. RIP rat. Y'know I completely forgot about this stupid weirdo from last week. Demon Slayer- I'm rooting for Boobs Mcgee here and no one else. Oh right, I almost forgot the show's need to shoehorn in ineffective attempts at comedy between every action moment it has. I do think the whip sword is genuinely neat. It's a trap! Tanjiro you could have mentioned that at literally any moment before this. Honestly, great job at tanking that hit. It's fine, her boobs took the brunt of the attack. Literally fuck off, random dude. Aww, she's adorable. Now what horrible tragedy befalls her in this flashback. So you gonna explain how her hair suddenly turned pink when it was naturally black in the last scene? Girl there are so many people who would kill to have you suplex them through a table. Aww, the weird snake boy likes her. BEAT HIS ASS. Eat shit, drum boy. I'm here for the ribbon dancing. Tanjiro's not even using his super nose, you can just smell this guy shitting himself in terror from half a mile away. Use the teeth, they're nature's scissors! Wait what, how long as that been a thing? Tanjiro really does suck at his job. Shut up you ugly little bastard I don't care. One Piece- I enjoy that all of Doflamingo's crew is just various shades of weird and dumb as hell. Horse is the real MVP here. I love my bitch wife. Come on let the grandpas fight. There is no stronger force that unites people than just really fucking hating the same dude. Not this time, gay boy! It's a rock, the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles! Good news we found Samurai Pennywise. That lettuce don't look right, bro. That's a big paint brush. Oh, he's got some kinda fruit. Derpbirb is suffering. I absolutely love this stupid bird. I don't trust those ladders. Constantly impressed with the kicking power of this little twink. Cabbage you know damn well Luffy's not paying attention to this. Doflamingo's just here to have a good time and I respect that. I love them they're so fucking stupid. Hey guys I think something's coming. The hell are those things? Ah hell why do I feel like that little toy brat's awake.

This cult of crazy pregnant mosquito vampires is gonna kickstart my period entirely out of self defense.

If I had a nickel for every anime I've watched where people inexplicably turn into snails against their will, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't much but it's weird that it's happened twice. Uzumaki- I got a real bad feeling about this slow kid here. Are those snakes fighting or fucking each other. Yeah I'd probably vote we stop cremating bodies after that shit too. Fuck off dude, you're annoying. Whatever bonkers curse is going on can go ahead and kill this guy. Somehow this is gonna be a worse outcome for the tragic star-crossed teenage lovers than Shakespeare. Meanwhile, your mom's still nuts. Damn hair curse. OH, THAT AIN'T NORMAL. Uh hey it's probably time that you stipped bullying the abhorrent freak of nature there. Start crossing your fingers that you look good bald. Girl this is not some kind of attention whore contest. Ohhhh that's real fucked up. Oh good, the asshole boy is also cursed now. Meanwhile, this obnoxious jackass. Play stupid games win stupid prizes. Maybe the abhorrent freaks of nature will kill each other. Girl fuck off. What kind of weird Jojo fight is this. No stop you're gonna get tangled! Please tell me her hair gets caught in the power line and kills her. They're giant snails how the fuck do you lose them? WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK. No, you let him destroy every one of those eggs right now. Literally everybody should be trying to get the fuck out of town right now. In a weird way, this isn't the worst way this love story could have ended. Look on the bright side at least your new hair is cute. I feel like I've done that while I was drunk at least once. For the love of god do not go to that lighthouse for any reason. SHIT IT KEEPS HAPPENING. Look you've just gotta let your stupid idiot brother die. You stupid idot children! Aw hell nah that's fucking Sauron. Catch me jumping out that goddamn window. MOVE FASTER YOU STUPID CHILDREN. I love my siblings but make no mistake I will absolutely leave them for dead if needed. JESUS FUCK. Demon Slayer- We get it nothing can break his sword-sharpening focus can we please move on already. He's in the zone, auto zone. Can confirm, there's no stronger force than just really fucking hating a dude. Guy you're the one with the stupid creepy little baby arms. Not a fan of this bland trash talk. Still rooting for the fish monsters, those little bastards crack me up. Tonight's theme is apparently fucked up snakes. Well at least he upgraded from the baby arms. So his ultimate power is to generate fish, that is less than impressive. Oh that shit's nasty. Oh, make windchimes out of his ribcage! POV I'm caught in the produce section of the grocery store when the misters go off. You're dead, bro. Shut up shut up shuuuut uuuuup. Alright I'll admit that was a solid post-fight one liner. I constantly forget that guy exists with the fucked up face. Not now, bumbling excuse for comedy! Of course the annoying child survived. Hey, why's my obnoxious boyfriend here. Again, why does your dad look exactly like Tanjiro? Speaking of Tanjiro, I forgot he's fighting a hydra. All of you should really be dead by now. Shit is not going well, gang. Whelp, you're boned. BOOBS AHOY. I like that she fights with ribbon dancing. MY FERAL HOG SON I MISS YOU. One Piece- Fuck off, Bellamy. Take your cues from Doflamingo, if you're gonna be a festering bag of dicks at least have some good style. Dellinger's just out here having a great time and I respect that. Surprise, gored! I'm rooting for you, Angry Santa. Those are Pica's nuts. I knew morbid obesity can kill but not like that. I vibe with Unmedicated Grandpa. Date me, gun wife. Meanwhile, oh right this birdcage thing is pretty fucked up. Thanks, broom army. I hope the navy imports in some therapy after this. I trusted you, Random Mustache Hat Guy! Meanwile, Kinemon is best at stealth. Oh no my tiny little friends! Show I can't read Japanese please gimme a subtitle. FUCK 'EM UP, LIL DUDES. Let the grandpas fight it out. God I love my wife. Potato Sack Law continues to crack me up. Oh hey Kyros where'd you come from. That poor horse. Fuck you, Steven Tyler. Thanks for the assist, my dudes. Teamwork makes the dream work.

I'm counting Uzumaki as a late birthday present to myself. Uzumaki- Oh boy I can't wait to piss my pants in fear. Even if everything else turns out to suck, this show already looks damn beautiful. Don't just to conclusions maybe he's just whacked out on something really good. This girl is really cute. That is not the dad ass I wanted to see on this block. Oh yeah he's probably fine here mentally. No big deal just your run-of-the-mill cursed scar that makes men fall in love with you. Our dude's not having a good time here. Want it or not you're still gonna have to pay for that. OH HEY THAT'S NOT NORMAL. RIP to this guy who's about to get murdered. Uh hey girl you might wanna see a dermatologist about that scar. Boy this sure escalated quickly. Fucking stairs. I got a bad feeling about that large, out of place tub. Hey what the fuck. I'm no meteorologist but I'm pretty sure the sky's not supposed to do that. HEY WHAT THE FUCK. Mom broke. I'm sure the ominous twisters are nothing to worry about. Girl you really should get that scar checked out by a medical professional. I bet you could get rid of him if you showed him your creepy gross forehead. I don't know where we're going with this weird kid but I don't think it's anywhere good. Teens are the fucking worst. Ohhhh that's not a good omen. Oh that's real fucked up. I'd like to get off this ride now please. Bro you better start running. This would be the exact moment where I pussied out and skipped town forever. Demon Slayer- I completely forgot he was poisoned. I can't stop laughing at those stupid fish monsters. I don't care if he was a lumberjack, was he hot? Eh, looks too much like Tanjiro for my taste. Man, real rough show to be a mom in. This backstory seems unnecessarily tragic to the point it feels hollow. I'm pretty sure Garbage Fire Dilf is the only parent we've seen who's survived to present day. Here, have this unlikable asshole child. "You might attract boars" he says as I sit here hoping Inosuke comes barreling out of the forest. Am I supposed to know who this is? Your brother sucks and I hope he dies. The kid's like ten with zero fighting skills and yet you only managed to cut off an arm, you useless bag of shit demon. I'm not lucky enough for this little bastard to have died. Genuinely how the fuck are you still alive. I'm glad he died. Oh right, that annoying child is bleeding out. Oh right, the surprisingly attractive one is here. This may be my fault. Okay the sword sharpening bit is getting old real fast. Heart disease, the most powerful demon of all. Fuck you and your stupid vase, guy. So why did this guy have amnesia anyway? One Piece- Doflamingo just went through all that trouble to set up his own ass beating. He may be a bag of shit but by god does this man have style. MOOCY NO! Oh we gotta kill him now. Meanwhle Law sits there and continues to regret every decision he's ever made. Come on give me the tragic Law flashback already. Oh hey, those dudes. Well that was ultimately pointless. Save our cow at all costs. I hope Franky builds Kyros a cool new cyborg leg after this. Thanks, random old man! Fuck you, random old man! Honestly surprised that these two dumb bastards managed to be any help at all. Instant shortcut just add punching. Can we please get Moocy some medical attention. I love that Angry Santa is so happy now. Please save my cow. Meanwhile, shit's still on fire. Sabo's doing surprisingly good in this fight considering he's had his power for all of like, fifteen minutes. Pantsless fight, continue! What factory. God I fucking love Barto. He's gonna piss on everything. Bold move whipping your dick out while being shot at. Obligatory fuck you, Bellamy. Oh boy, tragic backstory time! Tiny Law did not fuck around.

Thanks y'all! I treated myself to a new little guy to celebrate:

For my birthday I get my favorite thing, an attractive man doing cool things while on fire. Demon Slayer- Tanjiro's kinda just really bad at his job. How the fuck many of these bastards are there!? I'm pretty sure I already made a joke about this being a hydra situation but that's a literal damn hydra. Nezuko is here to do her once-per-episode support work. With your powers combined, I am Captain Planet! Is that demon just here to fill the show's quota of Annoying Pissbaby Coward while Zenitsu's away? So are they ever gonna expain why that kid suddenly started looking like a demon or nah. No, YOU'RE stupid! Meanwhile let's see what Creepy Baby Arms is up to. This dude's been holding his breath for like 47 minutes. Wait if he has mist powers couldn't he just control the water? Why is Inner Mind Tanjiro here. Fuck off buddy this is my dilapidated shed. HEY GIMME ATTENTION. Oh hey this one's hot I have a reason to care now. What the shit kind of motivational speech is this. Honestly I'd rather just die than deal with this kid again. Okay that fish monster genuinely made me laugh with the stupid can opener claw and mustache. I don't think mouth to mouth is supposed to work like that. Who the fuck is that? Y'know with most of the characters this arc wearing the exact same stupid mask, I genuinely didn't realize the surprisingly hot guy was that one dude we already knew. One Piece- Shut up and show me Law's tragic backstory. Speaking of hot dudes hey look it's Sabo. This is going too well. Once again, GET OFF MY COW. Cabbage, an attention whore I can get behind. Guys don't fight you're all stupid and hilarious. Yo, shit's on fire. Date me Sabo. My dude you realize their boss is Luffy's dad right? Hey look, somebody actually smart enough to realize when bullets don't work. BEAT HIS ASS, BOYFRIEND. Sabo's so cool. Sabo can commit a little arson, as a treat. It's okay just blame the pirates for all your unfathomably property damage. What else them fingers do, baby. And then Fujitora killed everyone. Fun story Sabo's actually a little bit batshit crazy. I miss Ace. Oh come on it's my birtday don't twist that knife. Sabo's a good dude. I'd die for that cow. Don't you shoot my cow! Oh hey Cabbage where'd you come from. Oh hey everybody, where'd you come from. I love Moocy so much. Oh right, it's the guy who turns into a jacket. Oh this is an obvious trap and I say that having immediately forgotten the episode title. Never trust a man who chooses to become a jacket. Law, still regretting every choice he's made in his life. Well at least we got rid of these particular dumb bastards. Barto still being an eternal mood. I got a bad feeling about this. They're about to yeet Usopp across the city aren't they. Uh guys is anything supposed to be happening. Oh yeah I'm sure the Jacket Fruit user really stands a chance here. Those beetles are adorable. Leo sweetie you realize there's a size problem here. And then everyone died. I love Barto. Oh hey, it works. Well hey we're technically not dead. Robin's just showing off now. Oh right, that factory. This is the crotch shot we deserve. I genuinely love the vibes between these two. Pica's voice still cracking me up. I am here for Zoro's trash talk in this fight. It's a trap! Moocy we gotta get out of here right now. Guys you know you don't have to just stand there and wait for the reveal right. Joke's on you buddy, this is literally the fight Luffy came here for.

In this house we stan Moocy, no exceptions. Demon Slayer- Oh no he's got rabies. Why will you fuckers not just die. Try aiming for their dicks instead. Bro nobody fucking cares there's like twelve other hashiras. Oh right, we're in the middle of a fight. Nezuko gets to do things! I completely forgot about this whiny sack of shit. Nezuko sweetie fix your shirt. NO MY BABY. Meanwhile this guy gets waterboarded. Local boy too wholesome to die. To the right, take it back now y'all. No seriously what the hell is wrong with this kid's face. GUN. Cue the sad trombone noise. Of course this thing is immune to both swords and guns. I don't care about his tragic backstory, show. Is he gonna get PTSD about his tiny mom from this tiny demon? A garbage dad, you say? Sorry kid your mom's dead. Oh these are the fucking Children of the Corn here. And then everyone died. Congratulations your mom's a demon. Wasn't this basically Tanjiro's backstory? Honestly if my mom snapped and just started killing everyone I'd probably assume they did something to deserve it. We can't blame me for that garbage dad's death. So why the fuck does your face look like that? It's fine, Tanjiro's here to do everything. This is like the fifth time this dude's died in this fight. One Piece- Still laughing at his squeaky little voice. And fuck you too, random citizens. Protect Moocy at all costs. GET OFF MY COW. These random mooks are having a rough day. Usopp accidentally starting a cult is genuinely one of my favorite things in this entire show. Hey there Cabbage. They're all so fucking stupid I love it. Hearing Pica shriek "I'LL KILL YOU!" seriously has me laughing out loud. New plan, cheese it! Moocy for next Strawhat. Again, get off my cow! Joke's on you our boy's immune to blunt force trauma. Well that guy's gonna need a facelift. Fujitora made the rookie mistake of underestimating a cult. I really hope that snail didn't get blinded just to match its owner. Kyros hopping across the street is still unreasonably funny to me. You can do it Dilf I believe in you. Bartolomeo continues to be an absolute goddamn mood. You can just let them take Rebecca. Meanwhile I guess we just have this decapitated titan in the middle of the street forever now. Guys maybe we shouldn't trust Zoro to be the one to locate something. Don't hurt Moocy! God Zoro's so cool. What factory. I don't know what it is but somehow One Piece is the only show that can really pull off the "loud idiots bickering with each other at the drop of a hat" trope. MY WIFE. I would take a bullet for that cow. In case you forgot, Law's still here regretting every moment of his life. I like that Franky is the only one who actually remembers that factory. Pantsless Fight, continue! Kyros has some ridiculous balance to stay upright on that one leg. Date me Kyros I'll get your daughter some pants. Don't underestimate Zoro like that, dudes. He's so goddamn cool. Law's seen some shit. Tell us about your PTSD, Traffy. Barto, still having the best day ever. Oh hey, Viola. Amigo look around the criminals are the only ones doing shit around here. Always remember, fuck the government. Your highness, meet our lord and savior Pinocchio Jesus. The tontotta are so precious I'd die for them. For fuck's sake don't trust Rebecca to do anything. On the flip side I would trust Bartolomeo with my life without a second thought. Everyone loves Luffy. One day the mooks will collectively learn that bullets are useless against a kid made of rubber but today is not that day.

I am not immune to a basic "this big guy has a silly voice" joke. Demon Slayer- Still kinda rooting for the fish monsters here. We need a sword immediately so let's stand here chatting for five minutes before we grab the sword. Never trust shit from the Pottery Barn clearance shelf. Boobs, finally! I don't think that guy coughing up blood is doing okay. Wow these guards are a fucking embarrassment. Ooh cool whip sword. I change my mind I'm rooting for Boobs Mcgee entirely in this arc and no one else. Oh right, Tanjiro was doing something. I hope the rest of this fight is just the siblings trading off who gets to be unconscious and who gets to haul the other one around like a sack of potatoes. This could be going better. Hold on bro let her cook here. Yeah sure I got time show me your shitty art. Your art is ugly! Are we supposed to know who literally any of these people are with identical masks? Oh, it generates those ugly vases. Those fish are really going through it. Fuck off nerds. Poison spikes, never seen that before in this show. I hate all his creepy little baby hands the most in this design. So now that Nezuko's good and pissed off y'all can actually do something. EXPLODING BLOOD SWORD does sound cool as hell. I mean that one guy also had a strong desire to bone three women at once and I support that more than the saving lives thing. Eat shit, douchebags. Alright that final attack actually was cool as hell. We beat them with the power of friendship and this gun I found. Congratulations your new friend's a demon and you're gonna have to put him down like Old Yeller. Not really an appropriate time for after-credits shenanigans, guys. One Piece- What factory. Fujitora's a good dude. I like that he just drops Law like a bag of dirty laundry. Who's that? Oh my god his voice. These henchmen have way more willpower than I do, I'm already cracking up. MY WIFE. God I love Baby 5. That's a hell of a backstory, my dude. That's surprisingly heartwarming coming from him. Usopp's not having a great time today. I need to know what kind of glue Rebecca's using to control her tits. Me too, Barto. Doflamingo's gang doesn't get to have any fun here. Oh right, Franky's still doing stuff. The tontottas dropping Usopop is never not funny to me. Bartolomeo is genuinely the best character in this arc. That was close, Rebecca almost had to do anything in this fight. Meanwhile I have zero memory of what Kinemon is doing here. Fuck these buildings in particular. I'm pretty sure that's a titan. Alright gang:D remember you gotta aim for the back of the neck. That voice fucking killed me. Oh no you hurt his feelings. The Gay Agenda there skipping down the street is also hilarious. Law, still having the fucking worst day. Luffy you're made of rubber you literally can't be squashed. I wonder how many times Usopp's broken his nose throughout the series. Fujitora's blind ass has to be so fucking confused about what just happened. Law's fine he only wishes he was dead. Oh hey Harry Styles. I swear I'll stop trying to kill y'all now. HAT! Oh hey thanks Cabbage. You give that boy a 10-pack of McNuggets and he'll destroy your local government for you. "Cabbage, his parents really named him that?" Oh yeah random schmucks this'll go great for you. For the love of god don't let Zoro go off alone. Oh hey Angry Santa. My guy just tell him you're friends now. Oh hey thanks Angry Santa. Oh hey thanks giant man. Oh hey thanks egg king. Oh hey thanks random guys. Everyone loves Usopp. There are zero brain cells in this scene. Here you go, have some dudes to fight. MOOCY! I love that cow so fucking much. They're all so goddamn stupid. Pica's having a mental breakdown, guys. That voice is genuinely ridiculous. They helped!

Between Garp, Kuina's dad, and now Cobra, can confirm that Dilf Piece is real.

Genuinely never thought we'd see the end of Naruto on Toonami. I mean I'm 100% not because I jumped ship years ago, put props to anyone who stuck around. Demon Slayer- Still rooting for the child-eating fish monster here. Okay so the fish monster is also immorta- oh wait guess not. Not now kiddo we've got shit to do. Yeah sure he's got super amnesia. Meanwhile Tanjiro is dying, again. How does this boy have any organs that aren't shredded beyond function anymore. This is the old "Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or a hundred duck-sized horses?" conundrum at work. Nezuko in her contractually-mandated five minutes of screentime this week. That guy's not having a good time. GUN. Can't fight if you've got your sword stuck in my organs, huh? Seeing that pistol in action around all these swords is endlessly funny to me. I feel nothing for this guy. Local dumbass too angry to die. Ride the lightling, bitch! NO MY BABY. Well now you've just got her pissed off. I forgot she could do the fire thing. I'll give this show one thing, at least it's equal-opportunity with its violence. Are the bullets magic or is he just constantly reloading offscreen? That seems like some surprisingly accurate bird science. And then Tanjiro electrocuted himself trying to free his sister. I wish Nezuko didn't have to turn into some weeb's big titty waifu to do anything cool. Whelp, they're dead. That's a lot of fish. BOOBS AHOY. Girl how are you not falling out of that top. They managed to do an entire episode without doing the poorly-timed painful attempt at comedy. I don't even mind the stupid gag bit here at the end. One Piece- Seriously Robin you can just leave Rebecca there. Law do you think this boy ever knows what he's doing. Joke's on you Luffy will fight literally anyone if you give him a 10-piece box of nuggets. Meanwhile nobody's having a great time here. You're a doctor you can just cut off your own hands to get the cuffs off, don't be a baby. YEET. Law regretting the choices he's made is my favorite running joke. Sorry boss I got turned into a marketable plushie. I love Koala so much she's adorable. Girl's got some moves. Yes some of those are cries of rage but no dude I'm pretty sure a lot of them are just cries of terror. Well gang let's all sit back and have some wine. I appreciate that everyone hates Trebol. Unmedicated Grandpa still cracks me up. I may not understand these bitches' thirst for this large baby man but game recognize game. Stealth Franky doing a surprisingly great job here. Hey do y'all see an inflatable lunatic carrying a man who's 99% regret? Zoro getting lost is my other favorite running gag. "Some weird swimming man baby grabbed me!" The ultimate attack, a man in a leotard being hideously obese. I genuinely like Fujitora I hope he doesn't end up being an asshole.

Franky's cannon hair continues to be delightful. Demon Slayer- That solves our sword problem, arc's over. This show has such a weird, tonally inconsistent, and poorly timed sense of comedy. What in the fuck. This is supposed to be funny, I guess? I have zero memory of this guy. I truly hate this child. I told you we already have a Bakugo and he's dressed like a feral hog, we don't need a discount version! Tanjiro kiddo what the hell is wrong with you? Nezuko time! You're a sweet kid but that guy fucking hates you. I miss Tits McGee. I'm sure that vase isn't some kind of trap. Aaaand you're dead. Oh right, these weird jackasses are in the plot. We get it, he's a certified good boy. Looks like Nezuko is gonna be the single bright spot in this arc. For the love of god just kill each other already. Hey look, the plot's happening. Bro you're the one who crawled in here to fight us. Every time Nezuko gets to do something I smile and clap my hands like a small, delighted child. Well that was easy. Cut his head off and he develops a new personality. Fingers crossed that these two are less annoying than their original form. GUN. Okay the super gun is a genuinely fun idea. Ah shit we've got a hydra situation. Alright Nezuko time to grow wings. And then everyone died. Meanwhile, fish. Yeah sure go ahead and let it eat this shitty child. I said let it eat the shitty child! One Piece- Whelp, we're fucked. This is why nobody likes you, Doflamingo. I like Fujitora he's a good dude. What factory. Kinemon no she's like sixteen. Me too Barto. Holy shit, Sniper King is Usopp? Y'know what I'm genuinely happy for Barto here having the best day of his life. Hey everybody looks like you owe Riku and Rebecca an apology. On the other hand I do like money. Uh hey guys you forgot to turn on the subtitles. Alright boyfriend let's see how well you can use that new devil fruit. Fujitora must be so goddamn confused right now. Holy shit good job Usopp. I can't believe this cult is already falling apart. There he go. Yes Doflamingo is an absolute bag of dicks but he's so cool. This random guy's right, it might be bad to violently murder your king who you just found out was innocent of the heinous crimes you blamed him for. Yeah sure bring them in alive so Doflamingo can personally torture them to death. Oh hey, somebody remembered the factory. "Talk loud get plowed" genuinely made me laugh for a solid 30 seconds. Great job at the stealth, Franky. Trebol continues to be the most viscerally disgusting character I've ever seen. Great plan leave the factory unguarded, nothing can go wrong with that. Robin you know damn well asking Zoro for his location is a moot point. Good news Rebecca your dad is hot as fuck, I'm your new mom and we're gonna get you some pants. New objective: put that flamingo on the endangered species list.

I completely forgot about all of that so thanks for the recap. Even at my most weeb I'm not gonna care about Rick & Morty. Demon Slayer- Don't all the hashira know about Nezuko? Is this guy a hashira or am I confusing him for a different character with a near-identical design? Oh, he's a douche. If you've made Tanjiro hate you, you've really fucked up. I don't know what's up with this show constantly going into Wonky-Eyed Silly Mode all the time. He absconded with our village sex doll. Obviously he has six arms to jerk off six dongs at once. Tanjiro every face in this show looks damn near identical. Oh, I fucking hate this crow immediately. Thank god I'm never having kids because I wouldn't wanna saddle my descendants with any of my memories. Y'all better bring back the boobs before I lose interest. Fuck off, guy. This bitch bird has the exact same vibes as that bitch fairy from Black Clover and I hate that I remember anything about that show. Surprise kiddo, it's a training arc. YELLING IS SHORTHAND FOR COMEDY RIGHT? Oh great he turned into a Twitter comment feed. Am I supposed to like anybody in this arc at all? God I miss Inosuke. What the fuck is going on. I swear I'm really trying to give this season a chance but to my core I am a hater. Stop breaking all your swords! It's a pinata full a swords. Oh that sword's definitely possessed. One Piece- Thank god he's hot because I am contractually obligated to simp for Luffy's buff older brother with fire powers. We've activated Law's PTSD. Time for some well-deserved violence, gang. Obligatory fuck you, Steven Tyler. There are definitely characters I hate more than Trebol but none give me such a visceral feeling of unwavering disgust. Ah hell now there's two flamingos. No seriously what the hell is going on here. And then Luffy died. Okay new plan let's get somebody with a giant pair of scissors in here. Well clearly Doflamingo's real power is triggering everyone's PTSD. Don't ask questions just take the excuse to skedaddle. Oh this isn't gonna go well. Law, still chained to a chair and having a Vietnam flashback. Whelp, we're boned. Quick somebody start digging a tunnel. Fujitora says no to whatever the hell's going on. Good fucking luck, random civilians. Hey now running off with the entire damn castle is cheating. I don't think cities are supposed to move like that. "Eat shit, citizens!" Neat, let's kill a dude! Oh fuck you, guy.

Thank god somebody hot got the fire fruit because my love is contractually obligated to go with it. Demon Slayer- I have zero memory of what happened besides that large man with fat tits and three wives. So do we know what happened to this guy's face? Hey didn't you kill my boyfriend that one time? I hope everybody's impressed by this sweet elevator animation. Oh I don't like whatever this snake weirdo is. I hate all of you already. I take it back, cautiously optimistic that this one I might fuck. Oh hey, is our main villain actually going to do something this season and also wasn't he like twelve last time we saw him? The who and/or what now? I am deeply uncomfortable with whatever this baby-handed freak is into. Just show me his face is this one fuckable or not? Oh nevermind, I can't fuck that. Hey who wants to join my cult. Is this a flash forward to grown up Tanjiro or a flash back to his dad, I can't tell. What the fuck is happening here. That's a hell of a long nap, kiddo. Show me my loud idiot son. MY FERAL HOG SON. Show I don't care about this jackass. Wacky faces and shouting are the key to comedy, right? I have zero memory of any of these people. Oh thank god, Zenitsu's not here. Legend has it he's banging those wives nonstop to this day. MY FERAL HOG SON, AGAIN. Inosuke continues to be the single bright spot in this show. Y'know what I'll allow this random honey badger explanation. Should we know who this cat is? I wonder if Nezuko gets to be in the show this week. God I hate Zenitsu so much. Maybe you should stop throwing swords during your fights. This seems unnecessarily secretive. Yep this sure is a generic village alright. Hey boobs. This old man is already annoying me. I could have just watched an hour of Forged in Fire with my dad, show. Boobs ahoy. Shut up. Do we know this guy? Sorry dude we've already got our Discount Bakugo and he comes with a fun pig mask. Oh hey, Nezuko exists. We do all love Nezuko. I respect a girl who can eat. Okay she's a mood. Is the secret weapon another sword in the swordsmith village? The dude you're looking for is dead, calling it now. Who's this asshole? We have the same earrings, we must be related. Words cannot express the pure sense of dread I feel at the realization that Inosuke isn't in this arc. MY FERAL HOG SON, LAST TIME. One Piece- For the love of god show me if this man is hot already. You can just drop Rebecca in the water. Koala! Meanwhile Usopp accidentally starts a cult. Dismantle the oppressive establishment board by board! Fuck off, Jesus. Fuck off, Steven Tyler. Joke's on you he doesn't have bones right now. Oh hey, that guy. No don't have him put more clothes on. Barto is a gift we don't deserve. HE'S HOT YES GOOD. Or as I like to call him, my replacement boyfriend. Just twist that knife, show. They did remarkably well for themselves as three kids wailing on grown men with pipes. Tiny Ace, before he grew up to be buff as shit and then died. He may be my new boyfriend but I am 100% shipping Sabo and Koala. FISH PUNCH. Guns are bad, y'all. Oh right, shit's going down on the street. Meanwhile, Franky. Meanwhile meanwhile, Zoro's lost again. Every time Kinemon shows up in that outfit it cracks me up. Me too, Koala. I forgot Robin spent the time skip hanging out with the revolutionaries. Barto, having the best day ever. Holy shit, Sniper King is Usopp!? And mow, more dilf action. Snap my neck and throw me out a window next, I mean what. My wife! Law, still having the worst fucking day. They're all idiots, I love it. Oh, that's not good. Well that sounds ominous as shit.

1. Calls self Toonami Guy 2. Is a constant, unrelenting killjoy about everything related to Toonami at all times 3. Playing the role of Internet Tough Guy on an extremely niche cartoon message board is cool and doesn't just make you seem like an annoying chore to interact with, right guys? Anyways, cut the bullshit and bring back Perfect Hair Forever.

"One cock to save the world" is a slogan that I need on multiple pieces of merchandise. 10/10 this looks hilarious.

How many times must I watch an attractive man with fire powers be fisted through the chest on this block?

TFW you black out from the extra spicy hot sauce and wake up as the leader of a brand new cult. One Piece- I wonder how many times Usopp's nose has gotten broken in this show. Eat shit, small child. Thanks for the focus on Robin's tits and ass returning, I'm not even saying that srcastically. Lot of Pinocchio moments going on here. Man that guy with the arm really lucked out at the last second there. I genuinely enjoy Senior Pink. I'm glad Doflamingo is having a shitty day now. Somebody get Usopp some water asap. That guy's shirt cracked me up. Oh right, Zoro's still here. I love these dumb little bastards so much. He is not One Poco! Lot of fights going down right now. This entire country's gonna need some therapy after today. Everybody hates Doflamingo, but for real this time. Oooh that is one angry flamingo. Meanwhile Law, having a slightly better day than before. DILF DILF DILF DILF DILF DILF DILF. Man that dude has some incredible balance with only the one leg. I hope Franky hooks him up with a cool new cyborg leg after this. He's so cool. Well damn that was easy. Date me I'll buy your daughter some pants. Luffy's just mad he didn't get to punch him. I really wish I liked Rebecca more but I'll put up with her for her hot dad. Sweetie get up you're in the middle of a life or death fight. SHOW ME YOUR FACE ARE YOU HOT. I love Bartolomeo so much. Goddamn he's cool. Koala! Oh right, the murder fish. Not now, Steven Tyler! Maybe y'all shouldn't have put the fruit on the chest if you didn't want somebody eating it. Save Barto he's the best. Please be hot and fill this Ace-shaped hole in my life. Stop teasing me, show! Can somebody kill Trebol now? Boot. I hope you're taking him to a hospital. Have you heard of our lord and savior Pinocchio Jesus? Fucking fantastic timing with that spotlight. And that's how Usopp accidentally started a cult. No but seriously please get our boy some medical attention. What factory.