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I deadass forgot we were getting a new show tonight so that was an actual fun surprise. Ninja- Techbro Douche here might have the most puncable face I've ever seen in an anime. Pay no attention to this truck with the big honkers painted all over it. Fuck off lady I'll be as angry as I want. Your identity has been thoroughly compromised at this point, you can get a less terrible haircut. "Ninjas can be very threatening," she says as I point-blank ignore whatever horrible bullshit is going on in Naruto right now. I like how that guy's mecha also gets giant hair. On the flip side those giant centipede things need to stay at least 400 feet away from me at all times. The dude does his own fight sound effects, kinda rooting for him here. Quick, shove one of those batteries up his ass! I respect this dude and his vibes. Look if that lady wanted her dream respected then she shouldn't have been such a shitty ninja. Girl you be nice to your work dad. Kinda wish he was my dad. Hey look, you know that guy! This is going way too well for them now. Zombie- Okay so the zombies regenerate when they eat prople, that's not a good thing. Oh false alarm it's just some nerd watching movies. I feel personally attacked by this opening scene. This girl is really cute, it's not gonna go well. Grown up jobs sure are depressing. This is deeply triggering. At least the cute girl is still here. Oh, that's gross. Why does this make me want to put a gun in my mouth? Show I'm really not a fan of this mirror you're hlding up to my own mental health here. Oh right, the show's about zombies. There's a door there, son. Hey, this means you don't have to go to work! Our boy's out here living his best life now. Now go find that cute girl and rail her! I am 100% on board with whatever this show wants to throw at me. Meanwhile, Truck-kun claims another victim. Ohhhh I really hope she's not a zombie. We stan a nerd king. AW FUCK. Hey why am I crying. Fingers crossed Woody Harrelson pulls up in a truck full of guns next. Licorice- Step aside, doucheag lesbians. Fuck you, robot. I love you, Tits McGee. Quick, go save your girlfriend! Meanwhile, furry loli casually solving the entire damn puzzle. Furry loli strikes again. Tits McGee is never getting laid. Where the fuck did this kid get a helicopter. God forbid you give these girls pants for their super elite secret mission. Oh I got a real bad feeling about this. Fuck ooooooff, douchebag lesbians. GO SAVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND! Definitely got a giggle out of the roombas trying to clean up the murder scene. Man, fuck this guy and his stupid robot sidekick. Ah shit now you're framed for murder. Whelp, you're fucked. THE ROOMAS BETRAYED US. Look I'm just saying if Chisato and Mika don't get a sweet little father-daughter reunion at the end I'm flipping a table. Look at her go. Oh this is such a fucking trap. SHOOT HIM IN THE DICK. Honey I know you're a pacifist but just use him as a meat shield. I haaaaate this guy. What is this echolocation bat horseshit. She's not gonna fuck you, bro. LESBIAN POWERS, ACTIVATE. One Piece- What factory? God I love Bartolomeo so much. Oh right, the tournament is still going. Toy Soldier is best dad. Usopp asking the real questions here. Not that fucking bird bitch again! King Riku sounds like a chill dude, what the hell happened. Yeah yeah sure grandpa, kid's still hungry. And then the flamingo nation attacked. This is why everybody fucking hates you, Doflamingo. Oh yeah I'm sure he'll really let you buy it off of him. Okay so from everyone's point of view the king just went bonkers and started robbing them blind, I can see why they hate him. Oh yeah, people hate it when you fuck with their money. King's a good dude. Plan B: it's a pipe bomb! Wow these people are waaaaay more understanding that I would ever be. Oh this is going WAY too well. Fucking flamingo piece of shit bastard what did you do. Ah hell. Okay yeah, now I get why everybody turned on him. If I had a nickle every time I heard that in hentai, I'd be a millionare. Meanwhile, Doflamingo's definitely getting off on this. I forgot that slimy fucker existed and now my night is also ruined.

I swear I wasn't in jail I was just too lazy to watch anything til the last second. Ninja- I'm pretty sure this obvious lesbian was just in love with your wife, bro. Demon Slayer- Y'lknow what I'm not gonna question why Nezuko can magically cure poison now because she fixed my loud big titty boyfriend. Licorice- Just let the adorable lesbian and her tired gay dad be happy, show. One Piece- I need to know if Toy Soldier's human form is a dilf, this is extremely important.

[Commentary TBA because I discovered my fuckass sibling stole my credit card so now I gotta start dealing with this bullshit tonight]

Toriyama's death was announced on the 7th and Toonami released the marathon schedule four days later on the 11th. This was clearly a sudden thing they put together on extremely short notice to honor the man who made Toonami a household name. It's not like they had a contingency plan in place for what to do if the old but (as far as anyone knew) seemingly otherwise healthy man were to suddenly die with no warning. It would feel a lot weirder if they'd waited 2-3 weeks to cultivate a marathon of specific unrelated episodes before acknowledging his passing. Plus, we know from One Piece that they have direct contact with Toei, and that mourning Toriyama has impacted their current shows in production; the studio may have actually requested they do a marathon asap to celebrate one of their most significant creators while the news is still fresh.

Ninja- Could you take a break from speaking in cryptic riddles for like 20 seconds? Wait you mean you chose to make your hair look like that, lady? I really didn't ask for your life story here. Look I'm willing to watch him die as long as he takes out that horrible dwarf in the process. Cop guy is really going through it. Oh hey, did he survive past his retirement? I feel like you maybe should have figured out the power source thing before you burned the ninja bridge and went on the run. Sorry your wife was such a shitty ninja. Todoroki confirmed to be the best ninja. No that's not a secret hideout it's just our underground weed growing operation. I do respect this guy's commitment to the look. Hey, she said the thing! Well no shit he won't wake up if you stab him in the heart. I didn't remember that was a mystery but sure, guess it's solved now. I hate this fucking guy. You keep the name of dilfs out of your creepy mouth. It's only funny when I'm uncomfortably horny for dilfs and he's infringing on my brand. For fuck's sake somebody kill him already. I need an adult. I feel like this is what Mineta turns into in a very bad future. Whelp, she's dead. Oh dang, the world's shittiest ninja actually did a thing. Demon Slayer- Previously, I killed everything I love and those hoes are gonna beat my ass. Remember you can always use Zenitsu as a meat shield. Tanjiro you really kinda suck at this whole demon slayer thing. Oh hey, Nezuko gets to talk for a change. This is what, like the fourth innner mind pep talk he's gotten from his family this arc? If Zenitsu dies I'll go ahead and take the L on all the deaths. You can always bond over your weird sisters. OWWWWW. Sounds like somebody's projecting here. Cheese it! Maybe the rest of the hoes can come in and help instead of whatever the fuck they're currently doing. Good job, throw a satchel at him. My back is currently hurting like a motherfucker so I'd take that deal in a heartbeat. Headbutt! Good job kiddo you didn't fuck up for once. Oh come the fuck on with the inner mind pep talk moments. Sometimes a good beheading is the greatest gift of all. Oh good, Zenitsu is unfortunately still alive. I'm fine with him dying for the greater good. False alarm, Tanjiro still sucks at this. MY BOYFRIEND! His tits are too fat to die. He is getting so laid after this fight. Who needs two arms when your dick has its own gravitational pull. Tanjiro do literally anything helpful for a change. OWWWW, again. For the love of all fuck just die already. Ah hell he's going super saiyan. MY FERAL HOG SON! This weird little bastard really dislocated his goddamn heart. Jesus christ fucking finally. Thanks for showing up and doing nothing, hoes. And then everyone died anyways. Inosuke standing in for the boar genuinely made me laugh. Licorice- I don't like where this is going. Quick, save your girlfriend! Whelp, we're boned. No, go out there and kill that bitch. No more poop snacks for you. Look buddy if you tailgate me I'll kill us both. That's the best way to deal with road rage assholes. Fuck off lady she's literally dying. What are you gonna do, fire her? No not the douchebag lesbians. Give her a break, her girlfriend's dying. Loli just let the sad gay dad have a moment. Sorry your ex is such a festering bag of cocks. Poor kid's got one hell of a case of boneitis. I never noticed he had a fucked up leg. Are y'all gonna make out for me or not. Congratulations, you're a dad now. Tiny Chisato is goddamn adorable. Happy birthday, have a gun. Yeah y'know, one of those helpful guns. I hate this robot shitbag. Awwww she's taking her on a date. Kiss each other on the mouth. Hey why am I crying? DBZ- Thanks for everything, old man. Hope you're up there enjoying it.

Or it's a well-meaning tribute to the creator of the series that literally made Toonami a success all those years ago, you cynical bag of unused toilet paper.

Ninja- What a douchebag. Maybe you should treat that girl to a better haircut next time. Is that guy supposed to be Jason Demarco's anime self-insert character? I just wanna have a talk with whoever suggested the weird horny dwarf for this show. Honestly this just feels like how every Twitter meeting probably goes. Joe is hot and normally that would concerned, but I'm betting on him surviving so that they can use him for a sequel. Happy new year! Meanwhile I continue to be very sure that this cop two days before retirement is going to get murdered to all hell. No offense but the list of 60-something year old men who I'd trust with my life includes Joseph Joestar and Monkey D Garp and absolutely not this normal-ass cop dude or my own father. I like to watch him fight. What a shock, the zillion-dollar shady company is in fact corrupt as all fuck. You killed Pacman, you bastards! I'm gonna need y'all to stop cutting away from the hot ninja man slicing people apart. Maybe after this you can get some therapy for that PTSD. Look it's funny when I say weird horny shit but not when this creepy weirdo does it. Oh he's got a real death wish, he's never gonna get to die. Please kill the weird horny dwarf. He's not having a good time here. Honey just stay down and then crawl to a hospital later. Oh yeah I'm real sure that our main character is about to die less than halfway through the series. Surprise, he's a good guy! In all fairness to Demarco, if I were in his shoes I would absolutely pay a show to insert a better-looking anime version of myself into the story but that's because I'm fully aware and supportive of the fact that porn would generate itself into the universe immediately. Demon Slayer- Somehow this arc really ended up as Invincible Incel vs Ultimate Chad. Seriously do you want a backup wife because I am very much available. The hoes are out here in their nicest formal graveyard lingerie. Oh I'll give you a tongue lashing alright. They're all thirsty and I would fit in perfectly with them. So uh, try not to get stabbed with the blender arms. No not the least obnoxious wife! Oh no he's two days from retirement, his survival odds just dropped like a rock. Tanjiro I'm pretty sure 90% of your organs are ground beef right now, just sit down. And then our good boy died. Remember you can always use Zenitsu as a meat shield. For the love of fuck please do not let Zenitsu wake up at any point. I don't think necks are supposed to do that. The fuck was that? Aren't there two more hoes running around who could be doing something to help? Okay yeah this one is definitely my fault. Lady you're kind of a shitty demon slayer. Inosuke's wall-eyed hog gaze in what's supposed to be a serious moment is unreasonably funny to me. I would follow that feral hog into hell, zero questions asked. Surprise attack, manual chainsaw! Well thank god that's finished-wait what do you mean the arc's not over yet. How the fuck are you still alive? NO NOT MY PIG SON. NOOOO NOT MY HOT BOYFRIEND. Tanjiro you're kind of a really shitty demon slayer. Licorice- Shut up and go fuck your ex you shady creep. I keep forgetting this show has an actual plot. Bad news we're broke. Girl can't budget for shit. I need her to control my finances next. Fuck you pay me. MY LEG. Now that's how you settle disputes. Oh that looks like shit. Now your'e getting known as the poop dessert cafe. Exploit your furry loli refugee. This girl sure gets a lot of physicals. Just make out alrady. HALLOWEEN. People pay good money for the cute pumpkin witch. No, not the money! Oh sweet we get a dishwasher. That robot slave seems like a bad idea. STONKS. Oh you found out about the poop fetish. Okay I kinda love that robot. Oh right, the show's actual plot. Everyone loves Die Hard. Yippe ki-ya, motherfucker. Bro you think she remembers every douchebag loser with a guy she fights? Oh, that's kinda terrifying. Sweetie the club might not actually be out to save the world. Parkour! Mika needs a hug and a better boyfriend. You're basically married already. Insert obligatory doge meme here. I'm with her, needles are awful. Do not trust that lady. Ah hell. Ohhhh that can't be good. One Piece- What factory? God I love Barto. Huh, it makes sense that there's a hospital down there. Sorry dude, grandpa's dead. MOOCY! I got a bad feel about this, Scoob. Tonight's theme is fucked up medical exams. Welcome to the Island of Misfit Toys. Surprise, Doflamingo is a douchebag. This guy's really embraced the wrestling heel persona. Rebecca's a good kid and I like that she's got two dozen random fighter uncles here. Luffy does not have the attention span for flashbacks. This guy's fine, he doesn't need bones. NO CAPES. Whelp, she's dead. I'm uncomfortable with this. Thanks, lady whose name I forgot! I like this lady she's nice. Well, that lady's dead. Look girl sometimes pacifism just doesn't cut it. Why do you even want that fruit if you're so opposed to the idea of hurting anyone in a fight? Oh right, Cabbage is here. I like him running in place like a Scooby Doo character. Meanwhile, more Barto shenanigans. YESSSS.

Me yelling at my screen as I watch those two middle aged men get within mouth distance of each other.

Honestly I'm surprised they even let Naruto end at all and it hasn't continued as increasingly-irrelevant filler to this day. Ninja- Never trust a douchebag with a voice changer. The phrase "ninja poem" is unreasonably funny to me. Who ordered the tragic backstory? Well hey, these two can bond over the sad dead kids thing. Ah yes the Dark Web where every page is decorated with a huge DARK WEB banner at the top. This girl with terrible hair annoys me. No offense but it sounds like your wife was kind of a shitty ninja. Meanwhile at Facebook headquarters, whatever the fuck this is. I respect this dude doing his hair in the middle of the evil villain meeting. Someone please kill that weird horny man. No don't choke him, you're only making him harder. It's murderin' time. Really, she just kept the ninja name she got from the murder cult they escaped from? No wonder they got found out. I dunno guys, this sure seems like an emotional connection you're forming with each other. And then they fucked. Third wheel incoming. Oh, it's that one guy. This cop is absolutely getting the shit murdered out of him the day before retirement. Oh sure, five seconds is plenty of time to do shit. You're looking for the most generic white man I've ever seen. Parkour! Great job, you blew it. I'm sure this will be a happy reunion between friends. Demon Slayer- I wish Nezuko got to be in the show. Oh right, the incel demon is here. Goddamn he's hot. I miss my other boyfriend. Your brother looks like a douchebag. He took the radical move of not treating his wives like shit. Ah hell he's dying. It's weird how this bitch went from a massive threat to a pathetic whiny brat. HOG SON, GO. Remember to use Zenitsu as a meat shield. Tanjiro half your organs are ruined just sit this one out. Lady you're dying, you also sit this one out. Good job Tanjiro you can count to two. He can be as obnoxious as he wants when his biceps are bigger than my head. For the love of god nobody wake up Zenitsu. She does have a point there, he is ugly as all fuck. Big deal you've got a hideous third eye now, I'm shaking in my boots. Tanjiro honey you kind of suck at this. Just let me fuck him once before he's violently murdered defending the kids. Kiddo if you break another sword I'm pretty sure you're fired. This could be going better. Oh damn, lady showed up somethin' fierce today. Uh babe what was your plan with getting yourself stabbed. MY LEG. Tanjiro don't fuck this up. Licorice- I hate these other lesbians. As weeb-tastic as that drawing is, it's not wrong. So does furry loli not have parents and I completely forgot that part or what. But what kind of underpants are you wearing? I hope that man's out getting laid, leave him alone. Y'all can make out any time you want. Tits Mcgee here is a mood. Dude's absolutely sporting one hell of a fight boner right now. I'm fine with that hideous lady getting attacked. Maybe you should give your guard more than just a single bulletproof vest for protection. Oh great it's this bitch again. Now I just feel bad for that one girl who's stuck as her partner. I hope she gets hit by a car next. Her outfit is so pretty. We're just two teen lesbians on a fancy date, nothing weird about that. He looks good in the suit. Everybody in this show is gay. Goddammit girl you're ruining their date. Okay furry loli with the fake ID got me. I didn't know I wanted these two middle aged dudes to make out but for fuck's sake let these two dudes make out. Really should have shot your ex when you had the chance. Get it, Tits Mcgee! There has to be one straight man in this town who will plow Tits Mcgee into next week. Oh right, the plot. One Piece- I'm sure this Kaido guy won't be important at all later. Don't tease me with it just give me the tragic backstory already. Goddamn Law is hot. Eat fish, douchebag! RIP fish. Don't worry Chopper I'm sure Law will be totally fine in this fight. I love Brook so much. With Zoro's tits all over the place, sometimes I forget that Sanji is also really hot. You okay there, Momo? It's okay kiddo you're just suffering from a metric assload of PTSD here. Uhhh kid if Doflamingo caught him then I'm pretty sure your friend is dead. Aaaaand there goes Hot Mode Sanji. Violet says fuck this TV in particular. I wonder if this man-turned-horse that Violet's riding is enjoying it. Bartolomeo is having the best day of his life. This man is an absolute mood. That is also how I'd react if Zoro yelled at me. He's so happy. Meanwhile meanwhile, oh right there's a fight going on. We call him Rolling Logan because his name is Logan and he rolls people. Maybe if Rebecca wins this match they'll let her have some pants. I really need to know if Soldier's real form is hot. I think it's debatable that she's never wounded anyone when her primary method of fighting is forcing them into the moat where they'll be attacked my murder fish.

Yeah, I would absolutely be fooled by the Superman just puts on glasses trick. Ninja- And then these guys were murdered, crashed and exploded. I could go for some steak. This weirdo's got one hell of a murder-boner and I can respect that. He's got some real Hisoka-style horny violence vibe. Look I get that he's wearing a mask but the muffled voice thing does make it harder to understand. Man it's gonna suck when this old cop guy gets violently murdered 20 minutes before retirement. Meanwhile, PTSD's a hell of a drug. NO NOT THE DUCK. Ninjas, not even once. This isn't whiskey, this is stale, warm Red Bull. I am now emotionally attached to that duck and am rooting for its safety above all else. And now an interlude for a tacky romance movie. People who care constantly late, I need you to know that those of us who are on time hate you with every fiber of our beings. I'm sure this shady tech monopoly here is a fine and upstanding company. Fucking techbros. And then sword. Quit blowing holes in my car! Truck-kun strikes again. Maybe that guy can get isekai'd into a fantasy realm where good cops aren't killed right before retirement. I can't say the plot of this show is really grabbing me but damn if the fights don't make up for it. Oh you know the creep is gonna be jacking off to this video later. Demon Slayer- I'm glad Nezuko finally gets to do something but not happy that she had to turn into a thirst trap to do it. Nezuko can be a little unhinged, as a treat. Meanwhile, Tanjiro's really going through it today. You're doing amazing, sweetie. I support my berserker murder daughter with all my heart. Look if this lady is dumb enough to stand there bleeding right next to a demon fight then maybe she deserves to get eaten. Nezuko honey put on some clothes. Tanjiro let her go kill the hot murder bitch. Hey, new husband. My dude she's like 14. Oh damn that was quick. And now, Inosuke time. Oh good Zenitsu's still asleep, he'll be tolerable now. Sorry Tanjiro you're gonna have to go take your sister out back and give her the Ol Yeller special. I'll also have a mental breakdown if I think too hard about my dead mom. So why can't Nezuko talk? Put her back in her box, she's done enough. Stab her in the tits and go. Bitch why won't you die. Wait what. Well this got weird. Ah hell am I gonna get this one killed too. Oh don't let this guy know how many women you're railing in your free time. Tanjiro just stay back, let my feral hog son handle this. "I'm hot and get sucked off three times a day" is probably not the smartest thing to tell the incel demon. Hey you have four wives now, don't forget about me. Start carving up the tombstone for this one now. Licorice- I'm still not entirely convinced that hideous man is actually a woman. Will you two just kiss already. Wait, do they not just live at the cafe? Her pajamas are really cute. Oh y'all can rock paper Scissor alright. I could go for some watermelon. No one likes you, robot douche. And now, nerds. Oh that's nasty. Oh yeah breaking into the trained killer orphan hideout is going to go just great for you guys. My window! Y'know it never occurred to me that there might be a boy version of the super orphan task force too. Of course she's not interested in boys, this is the super teenage lesbian show. MY DOOR. Kill that douchebot and save yourself some trouble. Well you're all wearing the same uniform it's not that hard to spot you. They'll never recognize you dressed as a giant marshmallow peep. My door, again! This is all your faut. furry loli. Tonight's theme is getting hit by trucks. POCKET SAND GUN. Did she shoot his eyes out? This is not going well. I'm a simple woman, I hear someone yell out MY LEG like the fish from Spongebob and I laugh. Lesbian rescue, go! Boobs Mcgee is a good getaway driver. Drone to the face, motherfucker! We gotta turn furry loli into the cops now. Douchebot's door getting kicked in is a running joke I can get behind. Oh no, he's got a crush on her. Kiss each other on the mouth already. One Piece- No offense to Sanji but I have very little faith in him not getting his ass beat. And then he got his ass beat. Wel lbuddy the important thing is you tried. Can we just throw this lady off the boat already. Law used LOG, it's super effective! You can just throw Caesar overboard. Now cheese it! What factory? No don't take Caesar with you. I'm sure this Zou place won't be significant. Yes the loyalty is admirable but you should probably just run while you have the chance. Oh right, Fujitora's still here. Use Caesar and the fat lady as meat shields. Thanks Law. Fujitora is a good dude. I can't believe we were betrayed by clouds. Use her immense fat to protect yourself from attacks. Meanwhile, Barto's having the best day ever. Fanboy that's nice but we're kinda looking for actual answers here. The strongest force in this series is whatever double-sided tape Rebecca is using to keep that bikini in place. I'm here for the wholesome gladiator buddies. I'm not sure what she just did but good job. Guys you don't understand Usopp's committed some pretty serius identity theft and needs to flee immediately. Thank god Law has a hostage or else that man would be fucked. It's really sweet that he has so much faith in our idiot crew. Yeah I'm sure this alliance is ending soon and isn't gonna last another decade. Ooooh I sense a tragic flashback ahead.

I can't hate Cabbage, he's just as much of a hilarious dipshit as everyone else around Luffy. Ninja- They do everything for peace, says the gang of child-murdering ninjas. This show asks the deep philosophical question of whether a man still counts as a dilf if he's been rendered childless via violent ninja murder. Kitties! Oh no he used the forbidden jutsu. I'm always up for some good revenge fightin' so I'm cool with this. Stab him in the dick. This is some mid-2000's edgelord dialogue but he's hot so I'll allow it. Oh this guy's about to retire, he's definitely about to fucking die. This lady's haircut is so awful. Sir you take that baggy hoodie off right now before I lose interest. Oh boy, time to watch some small-town douchebag cops get their shit kicked in. Fuck it, I'll be your new wife. I find this cop lady deeply irritating. Well this omnipotent technology company sure doesn't sound shady and ominous as all fuck. Yeah so fun story about his face, buddy. Cop dude you are about to get murdered. Uh I don't think that's the Doordash guy. Surprise, he's hotter now. Fuck you and your extra arms, buddy. JOE used FLAMETHROWER, it's super effective! Oh that old restaurant guy is gonna be pissed. My stream shit out after the building exploded so I have no idea if anything happened after that. Demon Slayer- I would let this bitch kill me. Try not to chuck your sword uselessly at the demon, kiddo. This is also how I react when I hope a hot man's about to show up. Sorry random schmuck, you're gonna die. Well Tanjiro you may have sucked and failed but the important thing is you tried. What inside, there's no walls left. Hey, garbage dilf! I could fix him. Tanjiro may be bad at his job but he's a sweet boy. Was his dad a hashira, did we know that? I want Inosuke to befriend the muscle mice. I'll get on my knees for you, baby. The women have spoken, go to work. Being a demon is great, you eat for free and don't have to wear pants. It's a crime to call Tanjiro hideous when Zenitsu is just around the corner. It's fine, his organs will explode later. There he go. And then Tanjiro died. Nezuko time! You got this, sweetie! Uhhh Nezuko may not got this. BEAT HER ASS. Nezuko honey put some clothes on. Is this like some kind of hornier version of that time Gon turned into an adult? Licorice- Yeah it sure is suspiciously lucky that the empty train crashed in a completely empty station, nothing weird about that. You still wearing boy's underpants? Well that's depressing, y'all are on a Make a Wish request. I don't trust Steven Hawking here. Huh, cyborg heart. Y'know what I can't even snark at this, it's genuinely sweet. Meanwhile, surprise the train got hit by guns. Cheese it, it's the feds! I have no memory of these cops being in the series before. Surely this won't be plot-relevant later. Chisato the man is dying there ain't gonna be a second trip. Uh shouldn't at least one of you be guarding him inside the boat? Lesbians. Silent Gene has to be the funniest name for a hitman I've ever heard. Hey you shot my robot.Hey don't kick the hot lady. Aim for his dick! Hot lady to the rescue. His coat may be bulletproof but dicks rarely are. How the fuck do you lose track of an immobile old man in a wheelchair? Get out of the open, idiots! This old man's final request is violent revenge and I support that. Hot lady is having a rough day. Grandpa, shutting himself off life support when he can't commit vicarious murder. Well that's a weird twist. The fuck is your deal, bro. I know this is supposed to be serious but watching that random girl get nailed by a car with zero warning made me laugh. Just fuck already. One Piece- I miss Vivi. Throw that lady off your boat before she forces you into another art exhibit. Brook might be my favorite Strawhat and that's impressive when his competition is both Nami's and Zoro's tits. Why would you make them take Caesar, that's such a mean thing to do to them. Yeah sure lady just go ahead and run your mouth here. Thank you, Momo. Meanwhile, tournament arc continues. I'm rooting for that random lion. Okay so it's not just Rebecca, I guess all the lady gladiators have to wear the ridiculous chainmail bra. Cabbage is doing surprisingly well here. Oh no we've got a fight between two Handsome Squidwards. You fool, only Cavendish is allowed to be that much of an attention whore. The fangirls are losing their minds. I like that all the gladiators are rooting for Rebecca. Now, back to the thrilling adventures of Law Regrets Everything. I didn't know you could just get kicked out of the Douchebag 1% Rich Asshole Club. Fujitora, still a good dude. Go ahead and crush that heart to double-check if it's Caesar's. Well RIP that random schmuck. I like that Law made sure to take his hat with him when he warped. Oh right, the murder fish are here too. Quick, feed the hag to the fish! Law it's really cute that you think any plan with the Strawhats is gonna work. And right on schedule, the plan fucks up. Quick, throw the fat lady at him and run! Hey look, Sanji's helping instead of being cringe!

I can't think about anything I care less about than a sneak peak of Rick & Morty: The Anime. Ninja- Alright the fights look cool I'm on board. Well that's a lot of blood. CORN, again. Not now, child! Hello there, milf. Mommy can take me out too if she wants. Well this sounds like we've got an ominous backstory ahead of us. Surely nothing terrible is going to happen to this happy little country family. Okay yeah this dub sounds weirdly cheap. Show I don't got all night, get to the tragedy already. That ominous red light is probably fine. I hope that kid's a heavy sleeper. Owww throat. Were they robots who just bleed a whole bunch or what? Show me his dick you cowards. Surprise, you're immortal now. Hey guy with a large breathing tube shoved down his throat, you wanna talk to us? Bro's just straight up not having a good time here. Well this could be going better. Goddamn hospital ninjas popping out of nowhere. Aw fuck it's a shadow clone jutsu. Sir you're a black guy in a horror setting, you need to leave the building for your own safety. And now, someone who deserves to get murdered. No seriously are they robots? Oh so he was the hot guy from the trailer all along. I'm just gonna guess ninja cyborg shapeshifters until otherwise corrected. If nothing else, at least we know I can't kill this guy. Demon Slayer- Hey you found one of your wives. Lady you kinda suck as a demon slayer. My dude if you want another wife who didn't get tricked into drinking poison I am available. Awfully empty street considering it's the sex block at night. Tanjiro just keeps failing at using those swords. I enjoy Inosuke being dumb as all fuck. Hi there, random dead boyfriend. Hey, look at him do a thing! False alarm, he is not good at this. Don't call Shinobu, she's scary. This show's sense of comedic timing is so inconsistent and off. Like, Tanjiro was doing the funky little dot-eye face, so that scene was supposed to be funny I guess? Inosuke continues to be a delight. The boar child is now a snake. Congratulations you found the titty magazine hideout. You can go ahead and just leave Zenitsu here. I'm here for Inosuke fatshaming this weird belt demon. Titties ahoy. Zenitsu gets to be useful exactly one time per arc and he's cashing that in now. He's right, stay asleep forever. Stephanie Sheh is here as the big-tittied shy ditzy one, never seen that one before. Thanks, disturbingly buff mice minions. Seriously dude I am begging you to consider an extra wife. Our husband has given us permission to have feminism, thanks. Can't stop staring at their boobs. I also have more tits than brains, I'd fit right in with this family. Licorice- GUN. No you're here for wacky shenanigans, did you not read the memo? Man I suck at video games. There will be no survivors in thsi cafe. Eat shit, douchebag lesbians. Weird underpants subplot, go. This got weird. Meanwhile let's see what furry loli is up to. Is this entire episode just a thinly-veiled excuse to show the cute lesbians buying underpants? This got real weird. I'm with her, keep the desserts coming til I go into a ooma. Why is hacker loli the only one doing any kind of work this week? Just make out already. What is she looking for her real family or something? The guy who gave you that is evil and you're going to have to kill him, calling it now. I like that all the background characters are supporting the lesbians on their date. I'd like to go to penguin island. Man you are literally radiating out evil douchebag energy. Hey look, the plot's back. Fuck this train in particular. Lesbians, attack! Yes there's a national emergency going on but we've gotta go home and show each other our panties. This episode is really weird. Oh great the robot asshole is back. One Piece- Law, still having the worst fucking day. Surely this history lesson won't be relevant at any point later. Oh hey, that's Vivi! Of course this flamingo bag of dicks is part of the biggest group of dicks. Meanwhile, Brook is best Straw Hat. The skull jokes never get old. Sanji you know goddamn well that no one here can follow a plan. Guys those bars are huge, you can just step through them. He can cut it quietly. Bartolomeo is my spirit animal. It's okay Brook, you tried. Meanwhile on the Sunny, things were going better until they weren't. Somebody help we're trapped in the world's shittiest abstract art museum. In a surprise twist, Giolla is defeated after receiving a DMCA takedown notice from Roham Kishibe for the unauthorized use of the term Heaven's Door. Hey it's my wife. That guy's head just exploded. Violet is cool and I like her. Goddammit Sanji. But can you see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch? She looks like a witch from a bargain-basement Soviet era knockoff of Madoka. Good job, again .OH MY GOD JUST DIE ALREADY. Surprise assist from Momo. Oh no lady it's fine, we like it when the ship is hit by lightning.

Demon Slayer- Wasn't this lady evil last week? Is this a completely different lady? Y'all can just let Zenitsu die offscreen. I love my dumb bastard pig son. Oh look, a reason for me to care about this arc has appeared. I hope Zenitsu is dead. Baby I'll be your new wife if any of them got killed off. Who the hell is this kid? Where did this ranking thing come from? No seriously, y'all really don't have to try and rescue Zenitsu. Absolutely do not trust this unnaturally kind lady in the fuckhouse. Genuinely surprised there's exactly one person smart enough to figure out they were boys. Look if there's a rich guy willing to pay my bills and marry me I would not give less of a shit about everybody else here. I'd be on board with these two as lesbians. Inosuke is using all three of his braincells here. I am deeply disturbed by the muscular rats. Hello there future husband. He's hot enough to get away with doing the stupid Naruto run. Honestly wouldn't mind dying like that. Maybe that man with fat tits and massive arms could simply seduce this woman. Nezuko time? Maybe you should just let your stronger demon sister help you fight more often. She's got a nice rack but she's annoying so I'm waiting for her to die. Dr Stone- Time to go to space, Kars. Well duh, he's not gonna use himself as a guinea pig. Ah hell that douchebag overused it and now it's busted. Taiju is a good boy. Awww, everybody. Welcome back, Kars. You heard the lady, get it girl. Goddammit Senku. It's cool, it's not the first time he's gone to space. I think they're all regretting the decision to revive Ginro. Hot man fight, go! Damn that was quick. Why did we bring back Officer ACAB. Joke's on you, Senku doesn't give a shit. Aww cute, they all put their scars back. This is gonna be one hell of a fetch quest. I need a hypercompetent French butler to bake me infinite bread. We've all played Oregon Trail, you can't wait too long to head out. These two teaming up is terrifying. Holy shit they made a wholeass planetarium. I would also choose the giant robot city. Shut up, Officer ACAB. It's fine, Kars can just punch people to death. Oh he's gonna fucking kill you. We stan a pansexual king. GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU...CORN. I'm so sorry you have to go to Iowa. Tiny Senku finally gets to live out his dream. Licorice- Any character will look significantly more adorable if you put them in pigtails. Loli have you even gone to bed at all yet. Oh sweet, board games. I'm banned from playing multiple board games because of various anger issues. I could go for some candy. Fuck off, girls. This girl is ugly and she sucks. Everyone in this building is terrible. Wait, that hideous who looks like that one fanboy douchebag in AOT is actually a hideous woman? Hi there, obvious lesbian. Obvious lesbian is a bitch. I hate all of you. Punch her in the face. Superpowered orphans love fountains. Surprise, it's a conspiracy! Now kiss. Get yourself a cute girlfriend who will bash in someone's face for you. GUN time. Wow that girl is dumb as shit. PUNCH. Good job girls I'm proud of you. Seriously y'all can kiss any time you want. Meanwhile Sniper Jesus is having a good time. One Piece- Someone give Rebecca a hug and some pants. Well at least the other gladiators are nice to her. Oh hey, thanks Cabbage. It seems slightly unfair that he gets to bring his horse into the fight with him. Fangirls are brutal. You're a good dude afterall, Cabbage. Bye horse! Me too Luffy. Everyone is horny for him. The attention whore has finally gotten enough attention, it's all good now. Oh shit it's a lion. Meanwhile, Law continues to have the worst day. Do not hand over that clown, he's your only bargaining chip. Oh right, I forgot Fujitora's still here. You're a good dude, Fujitora. Meanwhile meanwhile, FOXBUS. Okay so we got half the Strawhats back together. I love that literally everyone hates Doflamingo. Goddammit Usopp. Meanwhile meanwhile meanwhile, Zoro's trying his best. You gotta fight the weird Picasso lady. Wicca is so cute. Oh hey, the others. Oh hey Violet, again. I enjoy Wicca just chilling there in Zoro's cleavage because girl, same. Oh neat Rebecca's got some moves. The strongest force in One Piece is whatever double-sided tape is keeping these women's tits contained.

I hope we all enjoyed that Rebecca flashback because we're definitely not going to see it about 97 more times. Demon Slayer- Hey I'm pretty sure one of these hoes is a demon. This random schmuck is definitely gonna try and bang one of the boys. This girl's got a real great rack. I wouldn't trust Zenitsu to find his own ass with a map and two sherpas, that hot wife is absolutely dead already. It's fine, Detective Inosuke is on the case with all two of his brain cells. Goddammit Inosuke! Meanwhile Zenitsu also ruins everything. You can go ahead and kill Zenitsu. Meanwhile meanwhile Tanjiro continues to be the only good boy in town. So is every woman in town blind or just too dumb to realize these are dudes? Maybe if you weren't such a bitch, the other hookers wouldn't keep killing themselves. Stab her, granny! Sorry granny, the important thing is you tried. Mark me down as scared and horny. Weren't you a ten-year old kid like a week ago? Lady everybody is begging you to stop being a cunt for like 20 minutes. I have no idea is this is the same hot bitch demon who just yeeted that old woman off the roof and was simping for the big bad or if this is an entirely different hot bitch demon in another house who looks just like her. Thanks show, you made me hate Christmas. Dr Stone- SPACE. Unfreeze all the thing! I'm glad this hot man is having a nice day. Oh, bald guy is staying here I guess. Congratulations, you're king now. Lotta manual labor ahead, y'all. My first order as king is that everyone be friends. Taiju just casually lifting a tree, no g deal. Uh hey Senku you okay there buddy? What is that a bomb? Luking French kid wandering around in the dark. Science is so cool, I wish I could understand any of it. Ah, the old noodle trick. Step two, everybody gets glasses. You're a good dude, bald guy. Here, have this violent lesbian to aid in your quest. Good, we're taking the hot new guy with us. Launch the fireworks! Yeah those fireworks are a real scientific miracle until it's two in the goddamn morning and you have to be up for work in five hours. Awwww, baby Senku. Oh is it time for me to cry again? Ryusui is our heartwarming douchebag king. Oh my god I hope we have a punchfight on the moon. I hope Nikki wins and gets to go to the moon. Oh shit, they're bringing back Kars? Look if somebody wants to shove Ginro off the boat i'm not gonna complain. He said the thing! Yeah because it went so well the last time somebody sent Kars to space. Licorice- Oh no, it's gamers. I don't trust that shady guy. Nah, there's always time for food. Welcome to the lesbian train. I want to punch this douchey-looking redheaded guy with bad hair. I think we should let her drive, even if she probably goes right into a tree. Good news your Furry Uber is here. What's in the box, your extra fursuit? That robot douche hacked our shitty uber! GUN. Fuck your drone, loser. Quick, you gotta save his spare fursuit! Have fun beating the shit out of these trained mercenaries, girls. Well that dude's dead. Duct tape and vaseline, the key to any medical emergency. Thanks, nice mercenary dude. RIP furry, you were a real one. Oh look, the shady guy is in on it. Furry surprie! BEER ME. I kinda love this lady. Plot twist, the furry was an adorable little girl all along. He has a point, give me snacks and all will be forgiven. Furry surprise, again! Don't tell the shady guy about the small child hiding in your closet. One Piece- He'll be fine, Franky's with him. So how many people in this country are banging some kind of hideous clown toy? It's fine, five-second rule. Oh no, tragic backstory! War were declared. Goddammit Steven Tyler! I don't remember if they've explicitly said Toy Solder is Rebecca's father or not but if not, I'm pretty sure he's her father. Remember kids, if you get hungry your parents will die and it'll be all your fault. Here sad child, your mother's dying wish was to give you this ham. We got a real Lion King moment on our hands here. Everybody hates Doflamingo. Look you'd be fully justified in backhanding that sobbing child. I'm sure this isn't a shady ploy that Doflamingo was heavily involved in staging. Toy Soldier is a good dude. Forget everything else, I just want this giant nutcracker to be happy. Obviously this flashback is going too well, something terrible is going to happen. Something bad, right on schedule. BEAT SOME ASS. Why don't y'all just leave Dressrosa? Rebecca your mom told you not to fight and then she died. Shit, why does everybody hate her? Oh, that's why.

I imagine you have to say the title with an exasperated groan at the end. Demon Slayer- Date me you obnoxious motherfucker. Shut up Zenitsu. Well then y'all better start running and catch up. Sorry large man they're all idiots. Take a look at the hookers, boys. I hate Zenitsu so much. Wives plural? Aww, he's a good husband. DO YOU WANT A FOURTH ONE? Keep punching the annoying one, it's doing things for me. Oh dang they're hot. This sure is an attempt at humor. Inosuke is already freakishly pretty, how did you mess that up. SHUT UP ZENITSU. "My customers have a fetish for ugly chicks." Be the best whore you can be, Inosuke. Well at least he can jam. We all just wanna get railed by the large hot man. Joke's on you lady, Zenitsu sucks. Meanwhile Tanjiro being a good boy...girl...whatever. Goddamn window demons. Catch my ass skipping out on my student loans like that. Oh no his hot wives are kidnapped by demons aren't they. Sweet, free candy! That's definitely a demon ain't it. Man she got to that Top Hooker position in record time. I volunteer to be your substitute wife until your regular ones return. Meanwhile Inosuke is suffering. I know this is supposed to be a serious moment but I can't stop staring at her enormous cans. Dr Stone- Aww, he unfroze Chrome first. I love this. Did you really not think to make a charger? Ah hell now that's ominous. I forgot about the divorce thing. Please wake up best girl Nikki immediately. I love crafter grandpa. You really don't have to wake up Officer Acab. Oh right, our twink was dying. He's okay! Tonight's theme is titties. Awww hugging. Sorry, Senku's only love is science. And now we party. Why do I feel like something bad's about to happen? The what now? Oh that's ominous. You asshole! WHAT. I'm just gonna guess timetraveling evil Senku from an alternate universe. Taiju is a good boy. Ryusui is a gift and we don't deserve him. Fucking Vocaloids. Bro what is with your memory. Cat fight, go! I sure hope you're not reviving the village idiot. Oh hey, he's kinda hot. This is going well. Oh no don't give Ginro any ideas. FUCKING ALIENS. Science, out! Oh shit this douchebag's in space? Oh fuck yeah guys we're going to the moon! Licorice- I am never gonna remember how to spell this show's name. GUN. This is going well. Stairs, the greatest enemy of all. What's up with Sniper Jesus here? Boobs ahoy. You're a loose cannon, turn in your gun and badge. Owls? Lady I find it hard to believe you can't find a man. Hey there, Sniper Jesus. She's got a point, that sounds fucked up. Welcome to the Wacky Shenanigans Team. I like them. I'm sure none of this conversation will be important later. I already hate this douchebag. Here, have some orphans. I hope it's a sandwich. Coffee, close enough. We're the Random Menial Tasks Division. That asymmetrical jacket design is gonna annoy me for this entire series. Oh good, a creepy middle-aged man. I'd trust them with my life. Maybe they're just jealous of your hot boyfriend. Oh shit, a clue. Guys if you didn't immediately decide to murder this random instagram lady, you wouldn't be attracting all this suspicion. I miss having sleepovers. GUN TIME. This is going well. Update I would die for this ditz. Oh I immediately don't like this shady fucker. Lady don't be a hater. Somebody's absolutely about to blow up a building nearby. One Piece- Previously and to everyone's surprise, the main character won. Fuck you,, Jesus! Calm down Cabbage Boy. Hey you shut up about his hot dead brother, random guy. Barto is a gift and we don't deserve him. Remember the time Buggy got hit by lightning? I love Fanboy Barto. Fuck off, Cabbage. We stan a fanboy king. It's fine, Douchebag Santa is your friend now. I desperately need Bartolomeo and Hancock to meet and be best friends. Tonight's theme continues to be titties. Constantly wondering how Rebecca manages to keep her boobs contained in that top. Aw fuck it's Blackbeard. Even his snail phone is hideous. You shut up about my hot dead boyfriend, asshole! Hold up, snack break. Oh no there's definitely a tragic backstory coming up. Who the fuck is that guy? I find it very hard to believe Luffy can't get out of that chokehold. Damn y'all, let a dude finish his lunch first. You suck, Rebecca. You buy this boy a Baconator and he'll destroy your country's government for you. That's rough, buddy. Rebecca honey put on some clothes. Still waiting to see if Soldier's human form is hot.

I'm not big on Demon Slayer but I do appreciate that it keeps throwing in hot men to keep me interested. Demon Slayer- Last time, I killed another fire man by getting him fisted through the chest. Could somebody just throw a tarp over his corpse already? Tanjiro's gonna need a new sword. Meanwhile, enjoy this random child with a book. I don't know if we're supposed to know who those people are and I just forgot them or not. Your kid's a demon, buddy. Oh what the fuck YOU GET OUT OF HERE. Dimestore Pride is displeased here. We're 20 minutes in, where are the hot men. Fuck off, Zenitsu. And then Tanjiro died. Someone hug his adorable little brother. Oh no, his dad's garbage....oh no, his dad's garbage. Look I'm not proud of myself but we all know I can't resist a shitty dad with fire powers. Punch his hot garbage dad in the face. Maybe I can get him killed next. Tanjiro is a good boy. Huh, well that's new. You can put me in my place any time, other garbage dilf. Boy howdy I hate myself. Maybe that headbutt to the face sobered him up. I could fix him. Well kiddo your brother got fisted through the chest and died painfully. Somebody hug these two good boys. Did he get drunk and spill booze all over it? Stop making this angry man suck so much, I can only get so horny. Tanjiro you never could have saved him, he was doomed the minute I saw him. It's okay kiddo you don't have to fight. No, let Tanjiro keep headbutting people. Cool, free swag. I'm gonna fuck this terrible drunk man. And some say garbage dilf's heart grew three sizes that day. And then Tanjiro died, again. I have no memory of this man. He's got a point, you did fuck up. Feed my feral hog son. Zenitsu, still the fucking worst. I'm uncomfortable seeing the rest of them that ripped. Show are you gonna give me that pretty man with the fat jugs at some point or was this whole thing just a trap. Nezuko time! It's okay the important thing is you tried. Uh hey kid maybe don't look in that shed. TITS AHOY. Me next, sir. I'm gonna fuck him. I volunteer to go with the hot man with buff arms and fat tits. Please don't take Zenitsu. Slap my ass next, please! I'd follow this man into hell. I kinda hate these annoying little skits at the end. Dr Stone- I always wonder how everybody manages to walk in those platform shoes. I'd follow our smug science king into hell. Alright Senku spill the beans how'd you escape. That's a good idea...nevermind it's not. I can't stop looking at Nikki's boobs. I'm glad everyone trusts Senku so much. The real superpower in life is doing math at the speed of light. Real good fuckin' thing that worked. High fives all around! Oh right, extra-rapey Jafar is still here. Senku x science is my OTP. You did what now. The first hit-and-run in nearly 4000 years. Well fuck that was going too well. Quick, run him over again! This could be going better. Whelp show's over, it was fun while it lasted. God he's cool. SURPRISE BITCH. Drone attack, go! HIstory's tensest fight, a game of tug of war between an old man and two nerds. Eat shit, grandpa. FUCK, again! We're gonna need more glue for Ryusui. FINALLY. Now throw his body off the cliff before any other plot twists happen. I'm proud of him. I forgot about those unimpressed monkeys at the beginning. Wake someone up to hug this boy. Oh hey, Ruri. One Piece- It's times like this where One Piece's excessive recaps come in handy. Y'all gotta finish this fight already so we can get that cow some medical attention. Great job staying undercover, Luffy. Douchebag Santa, continuing to suffer from crippling depression. Dude what the fuck is your skull made of. This place is what Nami dreams of every night. Man, middle-aged Garp could get it. Garp destroyed that old's man dreams and his skull. There's a stellar dick joke hiding in here somewhere but I'm too lazy to think of it. I'm surprised Luffy stood there and listened to all of that. I miss Ace. Fuck you and fuck Blackbeard and the horse he rode in on. He used that old man like a beyblade. You shut up about my dead boyfriend! Cry harder grandpa, he used to punch Luffy then throw him down a hole to climb out. His skull dick came back. It's a total surprise that the main character won this fight! Now please get Moocy to the nearest vet. Bartolomeo is a gift.

I could fix him. 🥰

Look I'm just as disappointed in myself as you are.

Update I finished it and this might genuinely be the best show I've ever seen.

Cue me whistling the Steamboat Willy song as I happily continue pirating from Netflix.

Maybe this white-haired pretty man with fat tits can fill the newly-vacant hole I have thanks to Rengoku getting a hole through his chest.

Rengoku dying the exact same way Ace did is the inverse that balances out me getting Avdol killed goddamn twice. I'm not sure yet if that white-haired pretty man with fat tits can fill the newly vacant hole in my boyfriend list but that sound you hear is his survival odds dropping like a rock. Boy howdy I really can't think of a better night for my stream to repeatedly crash every five minutes. Titan- I have zero expectations for Levi's survival in this. I like Packmule Titan. Good fucking luck, Armin. Not now, creepy little ghost girl! Oh hey, the guy whose name I can't spell is still alive. It's cool guys, Mikasa can handle this on her own. You heard the man, rush for the ass. Oh that can't be a good thing. Packmule, out! Bye Packmule. Y'all are not doing a good job on this. Meanwhile, these schmucks are maybe about to help do the bare minimum. I could watch Levi kill things all day. Armin is not having a good time here. Correction, nobody's having a good time here. Hey Levi you okay there? Mikasa's so fucking cool. Did we always have a giant hideous bird monster on the team? Oh hey it's our good boy Falco. I vote we throw Gabi off the bird. Sorry Mikasa but we kinda gotta kill the dude that's triggered global armageddon. Fuck's sake you're all about to die, can you not cut the racism shit out for five minutes? How the hell did the titans get armed!? Fuck yeah, Packmule! Mikasa calling any of those things "the weird one" ain't gonna narrow it down. Look for the weird ugly cow thing! Goddammit stop giving Gabi a gun. Levi might be the one man I respect for entirely non-thirst reasons. Again I ask why Annie's titan is specifically the Female Titan when all of the titans can be manifested by women. This could be going better. Meanwhile Armin's out of body experience is going fucking awful. Big deal that's just my inner monologue every morning. Oh right, the giant monster apocalypse is still happening. No, we have to save the giraffes! Well hey at least that baby will live long enough to be stomped to death instead of falling off a cliff. POCKET SAND. Get out of here Zeke nobody asked for you. Evolution happened and we've been paying the price for it ever since. Ymir's kinda fucked up, my dudes. Goddammit Zeke quit speaking in cryptic riddles and say something useful. Zeke, still the fucking worst. In a surprise twist, maybe the point of all this is just to find some sense of happiness in life. Protect Packmule Waifu at all costs. The fuck? Oh sweet, the zombie titan friends are rebelling. Fuck off, uncomfortably ripped naked Zeke. Scratch that, begrudging thanks to uncomfortably ripped naked Zeke. THANK YOU LEVI. Is it over, did we win? Definitely feels like there's too much runtime left for that to be it. Well that giant monster centipede thing is fucking cursed. BEAT HIS ASS, REINER. Oh right, I forgot whatsherface was pregnant. Mikasa honey why would you want to save him. Enjoy this brief happy moment of family reunion before shit hits the fan again. Oh my god somebody kill that fucking thing. Wow Eren you look like shit. Uhhh hey I don't think this ominous fog is normal. FUUUUUUUUUCK. And then everyone was titans. You can go ahead and kill that Gabi titan. I just want Mikasa to be happy, show. Oh so this is the AU where they fucked off and lived happily ever after. The good version where Eren's not an asshole and is actually kinda cute. Mikasa honey you could do better. Levi is in full Local Man Too Angry To Die mode and it's a joy to watch. That awkward moment when the creepy ghost girl watches you make out with the disembodied head of the boyfriend you just had to decapitate to save mankind, we've all been there. And now a childhood inner mind theater interlude. The Geass plan but turn it into a nuke. Ymir had a lot of issues, kids. Ladies, get some standards. I would trust Mikasa with my life. Bro you fed your own mom to your dad's monster ex wife. I'm all here for Armin bullying Eren. Cry harder, bitch boy. Good for you, having a genuine emotional realization and growing as a person before you die. Goddammit Eren why do you suck so fucking much. Genuine props to this series for turning its C-tier protagonist into an A-tier villain. Armin it's not your fault he was a dumb bastard through and through. Are y'all gonna make out? Bye Eren. Update, everyone is no longer titans. Is Packmule Waifu okay? Aww, Annie gets to see her dad again. Genuinely shocked Levi survived. Awwwww Levi gets to have his Mufasa moment. 😭 SASHAAAAA. Falco sweetie find yourself a girlfriend who's not garbage. Hey maybe we can get Reiner some therapy now. She's right, I'd dropkick that boy's head right into the nearest outhouse. Aw fuck it's more racism. Armin's had enough of this shit. Go to sleep now, creepy ghost girl. Aww, whatsherface's kid is cute. Oh yeah you know the entire damn planet's got PTSD. Wow we learned fucking nothing from all this. Reiner no that's weird. Okay Jean got kinda hot. Conney with that much hair looks objectively wrong. I'm glad Levi gets to have a surprisingly happy ending. For the love of god just let Mikasa be happy. Someone hug our best girl. Well that sure is an ominous scene playing over these credits. Oh no kid don't go in that mysterious tree vagina!

It keeps happening!

So hey, why do you think Luffy's brother's fire fruit is up for grabs in One Piece right now?

It's like Rengoku was created intentionally to speedrun how fast I can get a man killed. Demon Slayer- This is not going to end well for me. This douchebag is right, you can't die here. He'll be fine. BEAT HIS ASS, BOYFRIEND. My dude control your fight boner. This is a really pretty fight. Did he win? NOT AGAIN. If I had a nickel for every time I watched a hot guy with fire powers got fisted through the chest by an enemy at the end of an arc, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but how the fuck has this happened twice. Oh good it's time for a tragic backstory. His mom was hot. At least take this douchebag out with you. Tanjiro I don't think you're gonna help much here. Y'know I actually forgot the demons can't go out in daylight and that's why Nezuko has to stay in the box. way to puss out like a bitch, demon guy. Yeah just throw your only weapon that's a great idea. Okay admitidly that was a great shot. Hey kid maybe stop shouting and get that man some medical attention immediately. You were a good dude and I'm not allowed to have nice things. Tanjiro honey this man has a whole damn arm sticking out of his chest. I'm gonna go fight your shitty asshole dad. Everyone loves Nezuko. I'm not even that sad over this one, mostly I'm just flabbergasted that it happened like this. Aww his hot mom is here. Well I'm getting a shitty present this Christmas. Could have used Zenitsu as a meat shield but nooo. Even my feral hog son is crying. Does somebody at least wanna throw a tarp over his body or something? I don't remember half these people. Maybe this man with buff arms and fat tits can fill the new hole I have. I have no memory of this guy. Dr Stone- Gen is having a bad time. Gun Magma is having a great time. It's fine Gen, he would have gone the murder route even without the gun. Nikki continues to be best girl. I love Gen's bullshit powers. Oh that man is angry. Officer ACAB, go! Never trust a cop. No don't kill this one, we like this one! Dude how are you not thirsting over the hot buff girl right now? Get him, Senku! What's the plan, blow up the boat? Oh hey it's that guy whom I definitely remembered existed. I like that he noticed Ryusui's fancy hat. Gen broke. God I love Nikki. Oh no don't let these two be friends. Ryusui is a gift we don't deserve. I can't remember if this guy is secretly ugly or not. Beat his ass! Y'all could just leave Magma here. Well that was quick. Surprise, your boss is an asshole. Aww he was a good dude. Taiju using his screaming powers. Well sucks to be that girl. GUN. Officer ACAB doing what he does best. Hey maybe give the thing to someone who's not dumb as all hell. I can't wait to watch Moz get fucked at the end of all this. No Senku would definitely run if that's the best plan. You can always use Magma as a meat shield. "Wait, I don't hate them?" Mecha Senku! Yeah sure go ahead and make some lube. Oh no don't trust Magma to do something. Oh hey, Magma did something. I don't remember if he could always do that but it looks cool. Is it the nuke, are they gonna build a nuke next? I love our science dork. Goddamn that's cool. Meanwhile, YOU DUMB FUCK. How the hell does this thing actually work? TAIJU SCREAM. This could be going better. Taiju continues to have zero competition for best boy. Aw fuck. CHEESE IT. Alright Senku how are you gonna science your way out of this one. No not my melon child! In a surprise plot twist, everyone died. Great job douchebag, you're stuck on the island with literally no one to help you survive. I have several questions. Someone left a baby! This random lady for MVP. I can't wait for somebody to kill this guy. That's a very good question, how the hell did Senku of all people outrun that? This is one hell of a cliffhanger to leave off on for the year. One Piece- At least the Tontotta fairies are having a good time here. Well at least you don't have to go on the bridge again. Oh my god look how cute they are. When the catbus isn't enough, take the fox bus. The fairies just ride around in people's tits, got it. Oh dang we're getting some serious lore here. Everyone hates Doflamingo. Oh hey, Zoro. Goddammit Usopp. Meanwhile, Angry Santa turns into a Beyblade. Meanwhile, they're all idiots. Fuck you, Jesus! Law is still having the worst fucking day. Caesar you're not special, Law stole all our hearts. We gotta get Nami's tits back. Hey I wonder if this toy-making fruit user is the one who keeps turning people into toys. His hands are bunnies. I love Brook so much. Sorry guys Law's kinda busy right now. It's hilarious that Doflamingo thinks he can make a plan against Luffy.