GuyBeardmane

So I'm inviting all demons and ghosts and skinwalkers and rakes and slendermen and Jeffs the Killer and any other supernatural being to stalk me and prove me wrong. I am also flipping them all off to taunt them, because that's what the nonexistent cowards. I will post updates as absolutely jack shit happens.

Are Sirfetch'd and Ponyta in the same game?

Lazzo killed the online community and he passed on Archer for reruns of American Dad and The Cleveland Show.

"Snake Eater" from Metal Gear Solid 3 is the best James Bond song ever, followed by "Nobody Does It Better" from The Spy Who Loved Me.

#NoFilter #ImAnEgg #AlsoSocialistProbably? #SocialistEgg

Not a fan. Glad to see him go. He made a lot of decisions that almost seemed to be only to spite the fans.

Question: Do you want to show me your boobs?

...so what you're saying is that I'm still in the running for runner-up. 😘

The ones who want to show me their boobs.

Now he's cute and I wanna see the movie.

WHY IN THE HELL ARE THEY GONNA TEASE THE BLUE FALCON AND NOT GIVE ME THE FUCKING BLUE FALCON.

How did you get your knee up to your face?

It is a good version of the Garlic Junior Saga that links SU to SUF.

Because I'm in Scotty's van with Fiona.

I legit haven't eaten pizza in about two weeks and I'm dying.

Someone send me pizza at work. And breadsticks.

Hadn't heard of that one. You should be good.

Backpage is completely shut down because FOSTA-SESTA. If you're gonna escort, set up a premium snapchat to canvas clientele and advertise on Whisper. Don't ask why I know this.

That's probably not anything to do with the FOSTA-SESTA acts, but more because white supremacists feel emboldened to express their hatred now more than ever before.

The More You Know