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GuyBeardmane

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  1. "Snake Eater" from Metal Gear Solid 3 is the best James Bond song ever, followed by "Nobody Does It Better" from The Spy Who Loved Me.
  2. #NoFilter #ImAnEgg #AlsoSocialistProbably? #SocialistEgg
  3. Not a fan. Glad to see him go. He made a lot of decisions that almost seemed to be only to spite the fans.
  4. Question: Do you want to show me your boobs?
  5. ...so what you're saying is that I'm still in the running for runner-up. 😘
  6. The ones who want to show me their boobs.
  7. Now he's cute and I wanna see the movie.
  8. WHY IN THE HELL ARE THEY GONNA TEASE THE BLUE FALCON AND NOT GIVE ME THE FUCKING BLUE FALCON.
  9. How did you get your knee up to your face?
  10. It is a good version of the Garlic Junior Saga that links SU to SUF.
  11. Because I'm in Scotty's van with Fiona.
  12. I legit haven't eaten pizza in about two weeks and I'm dying.
  13. Someone send me pizza at work. And breadsticks.
  14. Hadn't heard of that one. You should be good.
  15. Backpage is completely shut down because FOSTA-SESTA. If you're gonna escort, set up a premium snapchat to canvas clientele and advertise on Whisper. Don't ask why I know this.
  16. That's probably not anything to do with the FOSTA-SESTA acts, but more because white supremacists feel emboldened to express their hatred now more than ever before.
  17. The More You Know
  18. I've done it twice before. The instant of ripping is just a quick pain, like... ripping a hair out, but in your nose... The feeling after is weird but holy shit it feels good to be able to breathe through your nose after that.
  19. THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
  20. Look man, you have no idea about how much shit I get for liking Creed.
  21. And while we're on the topic of telling unpopular truths: I like the hell out of Creed and Smashmouth. Unironically. Jeff Epstein was murdered to protect rich pedophiles. I changed from a cat person to a dog person after I had the puppies, but that doesn't mean I dislike cats. It just means I prefer dogs because in general they are better at expressing affection in a way I can appreciate. No full time worker should be making less than $50K a year. Healthcare should be free and funded by taxes instead of being a for-profit industry. All white cops should be fired until they go through extensive training on what it means to protect and serve. White men shouldn't be allowed to have guns. Racists should be executed. No one needs those trucks with four wheels in the back. That's just stupid and you're not hauling anything, dipshit.
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