GuyBeardmane

Because Picard is best Captain.

My brain was on auto-pilot the other day and I started singing the chorus of "The Real Folk Blues" in Japanese, even though I haven't watched Cowboy Bebop in at least a decade. What's some surprising nerd shit you can do?

I donated but didn't read far enough in the thread to do anything else mentioned. So I'm all for the ASPCA. Also new custom rank kthx

And I said "Project Mayhem."

Try to pay as much as possible to kill the principal off. Alternatively, Project Mayhem.

This thread's about to become a tiddy gif thread.

No one wants to know about your sex life.

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

This article was an Xennial mother watching Mr. Rogers for something she was writing and her Gen Z kids sitting there and enjoying Mr. Rogers and her coming to the conclusion that Mr. Rogers is pretty much universally beloved by children of any generation because they can tell he's genuine. It kind of inspired me to be more genuine too, so here I go. I am a perverted horndog. This is trufax. I love tiddies. But also, I am just a really chill person and I legitimately like being nice and doing good things for people. I like feeling helpful. I play up the self-deprecation and sarcasm angle a lot as a defense mechanism because I'm afraid to disappoint people and I don't like to be disappointed either. What it really boils down to is that I just want to be a good person and I want to be surrounded by people I love who love me.

Pics or it didn't happen

I mean if they wanted to play up how edgy the adult swim is, they could've just run headlines about the Mulan McNugget sauce.

No. I think it's just a bizarro thing. Like dude is legit a bizarro version of me and I hate it and don't want to be around him or deal with him ever.

It's not a conspiracy, I just don't like being bothered by one particular person at work who makes it a point to bother me when I can't get away.

wut

Go fuck yourself. Or alternatively, have a good night! You can pick the sentence that you feel would be the most appropriate in this scenario.

What is this, an interrogation? I kid it's store bought. I mean the bread and cheese and meats. I know how to make a sammich though.

That's some ol bullshit.

Chicken and turkey with cheddar and Colby jack cheese.

I looked up information on student loan forgiveness last night. If you've made 120 payments and are currently actively employed, you can apply for it.

Yeh, one hour lunches. Bitch it might be

Cold cut sammich with fishie crackers.

AMA

I am in! I want to be Neko's secret Santa so I can send myself to give smooches 😘😘😘