GuyBeardmane

"Weirdly meaningful" is how I live my life.

How does one get a title?

Twatmongler is one I've said in the recent past. But profanity always depends on how you're using it. Like, whenever it's just a sudden thing, like stubbing my toe, shit and fuck always come to my mouth first. But if I'm insulting someone, I'll go with things like Johnny Pisspants, Jimmy Cockswallow, or some other combination of a name and random term.

"Shame?"

Mom's Spaghetti is one of the greatest songs ever.

Mom says I can't talk to you anymore because you're too bad. And that's why I'm totz gonna hang out with you in secret now.

Do you also listen to music with swears?

I should start doing that "libertarian tip" thing and say "this isn't a tip, it's a non-taxable gift."

I LOVE CAPTAIN FATTIE.

Right? You should see the 2015 update starring Captain Jack Sparrow.

Nope. I try to tip between 20% and 30% in general since wait staff gets fucked by wage laws.

If you're good enough at it you'll finish before "Simple and Clean" is done playing.

See, I was gonna reply earlier and say that it was a shame that there weren't any Thanksgiving songs and then

CAUTION: The video linked here is super adorbs and reminiscent of a Studio Ghibli movie and it'll make you smile.

NumberKuwanger was the most annoying boss in Mega Man X.

That's the kind of inspiration I need to get through this life.

NOW how am I gonna fuck a russian bot?

Aren't all the user names white, though? Or an extremely light grey, at least.

Yeah man, that's fucked. Like, mega fucked.

Naturally.

Look, man, if this russian bot is dtf, then it's gravy under the bridge.

Why the kink shaming, though?

Good talk.

Why shop at all, then?