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Boobs. Oh shit I spoiled the wrong thing. Because

I haven't shared my glorious mane in a second.

Hope to be dead long before then. Akira didn't happen either.

Ninja Brian is more animated in this video than all other NSP videos combined.

I still have a crush on Dolly Parton and Elvira because of BIG AMERICAN TITTIES.

Take the dog to the Ren Faire.

Battery is at two percent. Put baby in sleep mode to extend battery life.

Fuck her ex that she cheated on you with. IT'S THE ULTIMATE REVENGE. But srsly, it's a hard thing to get over and it's easy to get hung up on. Only time can really help. Eventually you'll stop thinking about her and you'll trust again whole heartedly. Also get a puppy. They are good friends and always bring joy. They will help you open up again.

I'm in the wake up camp. If I'm not in bed until 2 am, that's still the same day as far as I'm concerned.

I'm sorry for doing the thing I hate. I just trolled myself.

Michigan, mostly. Growing up there then moving south and meeting people who basically think of indigenous people like mythological beings, there's a lot of celebration of their mystique and their "closeness to nature" and etc, but it's basically just that. I spent many of my formative years in Tennessee so I know the chop, also. But it's like a level of hypocrisy I can't wrap my head around. People talk about how they're 1/128th Cherokee or whatever but then they bitch about how the Washington Redskins and Chief Wahoo aren't racist. This is a bit of a tangent, but related. Scoob covered a lot of it. In a lot of things in the fantasy genre, books, games, shows, and all, elves are mysticized beings who often live in tune with nature and seem to have a higher state of consciousness. The same mysticism applied to elves in fantasy is applied to indigenous people by a lot of white people.

OH SHIT I had the best idea for cheap, quick costume. All I need is a red marker or brownish lipstick and I can draw a lightning bolt on my forehead and be "Past-his-Prime Harry Potter."

It's an inactive virus. It's possible to exhibit symptoms of a cold after a flu shot, as well as soreness in the arm or swelling at the injection site. These are things that are incredibly more manageable than being a carrier for a disease that can get others sick even if you don't get sick yourself. Don't be a carrier. Get the flu shot.

Native Americans are to elves as white america is to the fantasy genre. Meaning, the way white people talk about indigenous people is with all this reverence to their history, but then when encountered with actual living indigenous people they treat them as outsiders. Discuss.

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the Inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious Anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers And you will know my name is the Lord When I lay my vengeance upon thee

I'm going to dress up as a well-adjusted member of society ha ha ha joking about my mental health while simulataneously stating I'm not going to wear a costume. I'm HILARIOUS.

Need to see witch poof plzkthx

I'm sorry I said that. That was a reactionary statement. I never meant to say anything bad about your mom.

Gurl I'll fite you 😘

I've never watched YuGiOh but if I get a white cat with blue eyes I'm 100% using this name.