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No you

Nayru was malonloveslink and she was a doll. I ❤ her. Also @lunarnoodle, because she is fantastic and also a meme. "I'm lunarnoodle, man" is an iconic phrase.

But is the closing still Bowling for Soup's cover of "I Ran?"

So you get this shit instead. I'm sorry, I am a disappointment.

That's Sloth, brotha.

I don't play a lot of modern horror, but I've picked up quite a few pixel-horror and RPG-Maker style horror games from Steam that did pretty dang good at creepin' me out. Doki Doki Literature Club, The Crooked Man, Misao, and Mad Father are good. I actually haven't even completed The Crooked Man because I got killed in the hotel on the second encounter and was too unnerved to resume. I also have The Sand Man and The Boogie Man that I haven't played. Faith/Faith 2 both effectively creeped me out but I've only watched the Scary Game Squad play those. Also the Chzo Mythos games were REALLY creepy, and again I only watched a playthrough of each of those games by Lucahjin, but they were still creepy af.

Just the Chinese. Japanese vaginas are all pixelated.

Good times, those. Chilling around and waiting for the bomb squad to say that you're safe.

Fire dept. and police going into a house just a few houses down the street in hazmat suits because meth lab.

The U.S. gov't killed the Kennedys and covered it up.

Number 86: Spheksophobia – The fear of wasps. You panic and fear getting stung by it. That's not a phobia. That's just being a rational human being. Fuck a wasp.

Anything quick and non-self inflicted.

Nah, not even boobs. Just puppies, pillows, music, and drugs.

I just want to lie in a room full of pillows, take some ecstasy, listen to "Hook" by Blues Traveler, and cuddle with puppies.

I try to do the eye region thing. Like the eyebrows or the nose or the space right between the eyes if I'm gonna hardcore focus.

I prefer the barky and snuggly alarm clock part. Layla and Ebony were always good about letting me know they were ready to get up. I miss my babies.

Fun Facts: I'm about 15 years past my prime and I wake up daily regretting that I've woken up at all.

It's true.

- that Fiona and me do it in his van every Sunday - she lies about her church attendance - she fellates me

Upon reading the thread title I was going to comment about games where Link is the protagonist, but after reading the front and back covers I'm almost certain that's what the author meant.