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GuyBeardmane

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  1. Fresh out the shower early on Sunday evening and looking like a Metal God because I am the King of Lazy.
  2. JANEWAY DOESN'T HAVE A SONG
  3. No interest in it. Won't You Be My Neighbor was the best coverage of Mr. Rogers. Biopics aren't necessary when that documentary exists.
  4. Also, since Die Hard is widely recognized as a Christmas movie, that makes this song a Christmas carol also.
  5. Because Picard is best Captain.
  6. My brain was on auto-pilot the other day and I started singing the chorus of "The Real Folk Blues" in Japanese, even though I haven't watched Cowboy Bebop in at least a decade. What's some surprising nerd shit you can do?
  7. I donated but didn't read far enough in the thread to do anything else mentioned. So I'm all for the ASPCA. Also new custom rank kthx
  8. And I said "Project Mayhem."
  9. Try to pay as much as possible to kill the principal off. Alternatively, Project Mayhem.
  10. This thread's about to become a tiddy gif thread.
  11. No one wants to know about your sex life.
  12. YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
  13. This article was an Xennial mother watching Mr. Rogers for something she was writing and her Gen Z kids sitting there and enjoying Mr. Rogers and her coming to the conclusion that Mr. Rogers is pretty much universally beloved by children of any generation because they can tell he's genuine. It kind of inspired me to be more genuine too, so here I go. I am a perverted horndog. This is trufax. I love tiddies. But also, I am just a really chill person and I legitimately like being nice and doing good things for people. I like feeling helpful. I play up the self-deprecation and sarcasm angle a lot as a defense mechanism because I'm afraid to disappoint people and I don't like to be disappointed either. What it really boils down to is that I just want to be a good person and I want to be surrounded by people I love who love me.
  14. Pics or it didn't happen
  15. I mean if they wanted to play up how edgy the adult swim is, they could've just run headlines about the Mulan McNugget sauce.
  16. No. I think it's just a bizarro thing. Like dude is legit a bizarro version of me and I hate it and don't want to be around him or deal with him ever.
  17. It's not a conspiracy, I just don't like being bothered by one particular person at work who makes it a point to bother me when I can't get away.
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