GuyBeardmane

Now he's cute and I wanna see the movie.

WHY IN THE HELL ARE THEY GONNA TEASE THE BLUE FALCON AND NOT GIVE ME THE FUCKING BLUE FALCON.

How did you get your knee up to your face?

It is a good version of the Garlic Junior Saga that links SU to SUF.

Because I'm in Scotty's van with Fiona.

I legit haven't eaten pizza in about two weeks and I'm dying.

Someone send me pizza at work. And breadsticks.

Hadn't heard of that one. You should be good.

Backpage is completely shut down because FOSTA-SESTA. If you're gonna escort, set up a premium snapchat to canvas clientele and advertise on Whisper. Don't ask why I know this.

That's probably not anything to do with the FOSTA-SESTA acts, but more because white supremacists feel emboldened to express their hatred now more than ever before.

The More You Know

I've done it twice before. The instant of ripping is just a quick pain, like... ripping a hair out, but in your nose... The feeling after is weird but holy shit it feels good to be able to breathe through your nose after that.

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Look man, you have no idea about how much shit I get for liking Creed.

And while we're on the topic of telling unpopular truths: I like the hell out of Creed and Smashmouth. Unironically. Jeff Epstein was murdered to protect rich pedophiles. I changed from a cat person to a dog person after I had the puppies, but that doesn't mean I dislike cats. It just means I prefer dogs because in general they are better at expressing affection in a way I can appreciate. No full time worker should be making less than $50K a year. Healthcare should be free and funded by taxes instead of being a for-profit industry. All white cops should be fired until they go through extensive training on what it means to protect and serve. White men shouldn't be allowed to have guns. Racists should be executed. No one needs those trucks with four wheels in the back. That's just stupid and you're not hauling anything, dipshit.

Ay gurl how YOU doin 😘

I don't have any nearby Jack's, but I always tend to get the same thing from McDonald's (20 McNugs, Large Fries, Large Sweet Tea) and the price hasn't changed much so I haven't noticed. Like, the nuggets went up 29 cents, but that's all I've seen. It's like how they said if minimum wage went up, all the fast food prices would have to go up to match. Only minimum wage didn't go up.

I've driven through Jersey. Didn't have a lot of problems. Sure, there were speedy people, but not "drive 80 to pass you on the highway and then immediately cut you off and heavily apply brake to slow down to 40 because that's how averages work" drivers like Ohioans.

Let's be real, though. Worst drivers are from Ohio. I mean I can't blame them, because I'd drive like a maniac trying to get away from that place too.

You say this like it's a bad thing. What kind of pasta?

Poor Butters. Kidnap him for a bunch of cuddles.

BK prices have gone up a lot. But man, do they still have the best fast food breakfast. Croissammiches are the bomb, and still only 2 for $4.

Isn't that the bakery's stance on making cakes for homosexuals? They don't have to do it because the way they feel about "the gays?"

You could've wound up like John Crawford III if cops had been around. I don't fuck with guns period. Or cops.