GuyBeardmane

I have an idea in the very early formative stages that this makes me think of. So instead I will ask "what defines a waifu," so I can get a good idea of molding this idea into being.

It's a poll, goddammit. Let me make a fucking poll you stupid fucking message board why do I have to have content and title on this page too when I just want to post a question and choices

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Lol you assume I go out in public instead of being a shut-in whenever I'm not working.

This is absolutely astonishing. I think this is Oasis's best song, but this cover is just so much fun I adore it.

One of my favorite things was the VH1 Behind the Music episode about Weird Al where he says that his parents got him an accordian as a child, because they thought it was important for there to be TWO famous accordian playing Yankovics. Also an old friend of mine got to see Weird Al in concert in Nashville in the early 2000s. Said he did a cover of "Stairway to Heaven" that was INSANELY good. I'm very envious to this day. So now I share a fun song that I never heard the original version of until like 25 years after this parody.

Those were the duck shaped Goldfish crackers, right?

Sorry, wrong person.

Gonna summon the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

Stardew Valley gets close to your limit, needing a 2 GHz processor. It should work.

Good news is that fat is more buoyant than muscle. Eat up, you'll float. Just like me! WE ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE. Down here means the Fat People Pool.

Happy poofiversary <3<3<3

Building a full lego set is always fun. You should do it. Find a neat Castle set.

Buy some Legos.

Gadget. Gadget Hackwrench. And who didn't? Rebecca Cunningham is the name of bear single mom from Talespin. Peg is Pete's wife from Goof Troop. And all three of them are the introduction to furry fetish for an entire generation. At least as an Xennial I had Cheetara from Thundercats to ease me into it.

Talespin was supposed to be a spinoff from Ducktales starring Launchpad McQuack, but the people behind it figured that Launchpad wasn't a strong enough character to carry his own show. So they worked in characters from The Jungle Book and that's how the show came to be.

Remember the early- to mid-aughts when everyone thought he was hilarious because he couldn't keep a straight face on SNL?

On a related note, someone buy me this

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YouTube should ban him for his casual racism and his "I'm a white supremacist loljk you guys but seriously I'm okay with Hitler's message" attitude.

I can masturbate ambidextrously. I was also told by my orthodontist to warn any girlfriends that I had the world's strongest tongue.