GuyBeardmane

Still have another 7 years before it rolls off my credit entirely, but still. Victory is sweet.

Been in debt so long that it's now time-barred and the debtor can't sue to collect nor can they attempt to garnish my wages. 😎

IT'S AFTER THANKSGIVING I'M READY FOR SANTA PAIRINGS

Nah, man, they subcontract the cleaning crew. I ain't doin that to those folks. I'll just shit all over the manager's desk instead.

Because some people celebrate Thanksgiving by running into tech issues doing their online homework. Also because I don't get paid off holidays until I've been here three years. But anyway they have brought in Cracker Barrel catering for Thanksgiving for those of us who are working. But they did not get any pie. No pumpkin pie, no pecan pie, no cheesecake. Not a single dessert. This day is bullshit.

I don't think it counts if they were in a yoga class.

Yeah, like those. Maybe not as fuzzy.

😘😘

😘 See I'm choosing to read that as an invitation for sexual congress as I am a perv.

I've read that it's good to expose your crotch to the sun because you get like a turbo-dose of Vitamin D or something. Still not gonna do it, but it's something I've read.

With a thick sole.

I thought you were gonna say that you dropped the screw in the tuna. So now I have no interest in this thread.

It's theming. I suppose it's been long enough I could update from The Last Unicorn, though.

I didn't understand at first and then I saw it and my reaction is the same.

Hey @Neko it's that time again

I read up through "The Prophet's Paradise" yesterday. That poem didn't really sit with me, but I've liked most of what I read. Also here is a link for anyone interested: https://www.gutenberg.org/files/8492/8492-h/8492-h.htm

I concur.

Has anyone read this thing? There was a creepypasta I listened to that brought it up. As stupid as the story was I looked the title up and found out it was an 1895 collection of short horror stories all involving this fictional two act play called "The King in Yellow." It's pretty good so far.

That's a sensible science reason. I don't know if I have any allergies to caramel coloring, but it is the main difference between the sodas.

But wouldn't you think the caffeine in a bottle of Mountain Dew is greater than the caffeine in a bottle of Pepsi?

Someone science me up a reason.

If I didn't have prior obligations that require me living, I would totz volunteer as a sacrifice. Preferably Joe vs. The Volcano style.

Kids under 13 shouldn't even have youtube accounts. I'm pretty sure that's like one of the original account standards, like having to check the box to indicate you are at least 13 years old to have an account. After that, it's on the parents, not the creators. YouTube just plans on fucking over its entire platform, though. Because where's everyone gonna go, Vimeo? Pornhub?