GuyBeardmane

Thank you for calling Now hang up because I don't Want to talk to you

Another Friday night Working until eleven I wish I was dead

That's some man door hook hand car door shit.

My secret santa recipient at work is simple. She said she likes Dove chocolate and knitting, so I'm getting her a shitload of yarn and chocolate.

Assholenheim.

Mashed potatoes are awesome. Not favorite food awesome, but at least favorite comfort food awesome.

My job's a pile Of hot steaming putrid shit Job hunt is still worse.

Atari 2600: Combat! NES: Dragon Warrior II Gameboy: Tetris Genesis: Shining Force II SNES: Chrono Trigger N64: Harvest Moon 64 PS2: Dragon Quest VIII GBA: Golden Sun Wii: Punch Out! DS: Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney Justice for All XBox 360: Dynasty Warriors VIII 3DS: Dragon Quest VIII Remake PC (Steam counts): Stardew Valley

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Probably because of something you did.

It's a peanut butter and chocolate thing. They don't necessarily go together, but some people absolutely love it when they do.

Past few years I've done some soul-searching. I'm not much for swinging but also not for monogamy? Like, I honestly just want a harem of sugar babies. I need to be rich for this, but it's the easiest way to put it. Other than just saying "My sexuality is Hugh Hefner."

TWRP in general has that same electronic rock/funk style that Daft Punk has, and when you add Ninja Sex Party it makes magic.

And I can't believe I forgot Tupperware Remix Party.

I'm a fan of synthwave and chiptunes, because they officially make up the soundtrack for 80s nostalgia. Demoscene Time Machine's "Stalwart," which was also an [adult swim] game: Here is Nina with "Sleepwalking," which is straight out of 1987 and I love it.

I don't have a leather catsuit to put my moobs in, so I can't provide a saucy birthday picture. I'm sorry.

Look. It's a good musical.

Writing a haiku In lieu of genuine speech; A hobby of mine.