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I hope my neighbors get a visit from goblins or the t-rexes that assaulted Kavanaugh from Sponges fanfic for having a fucking party at 2am and continuing to blast their music for fucking hours

Just caught up with it yesterday ands it’s already my favorite comedy this season

Are you telling me the Bye Bye Man isn’t too quality horror?

Frosted Flakes are too thin to get a good hold on the pumpkin spices or at least do enough justice to the flavor.

The last time I had LJS, it was dreadful, and possibly the worst fast food I’ve had

Everything looks good, but the grilled octopus would probably work better on the side of the plate since the char the surface gets and a topping of choice (lemon, sauce, parm, etc.) are all an octopus needs.

The Yakuza DLC is what’s going to make P5D worth it That and the Futaba palace remix

Voice clips triggering during a long run cycle or idle standing. Clicking a button to activate a lift/path and then racing to the path before it closes. Having to fight several waves of enemies in the same place only to move to another set piece with more waves. Levels where the story dictates that you’re supposed to lose but only when you reach the end of a level. Respawning enemies after you revisit a room you already cleared. Poison statuses in RPGs that follow you even after a battle, so every step you take damages you or a party member. Sewer levels

It was on the side of someone’s driveway near their garbage can. The only way I could think of why its previous owners tossed it out was either due to their kids grades going down (if they have kids), getting pissed at the game, finding no value in it, the game featuring Kevin Spacey, or it was another kids copy and a bully tossed it far for laughs. I wasn’t rooting through garbage and it was directly on the ground, so it wasn’t dirty (sanitized it anyways to clean it throughly). The only thing wrong with it are scratches either from being dropped around the gravel on the ground or previous abuse. Where I'm getting at with all of this is that this is the first CoD game I’ve owned. I’ve played it at other people’s houses like friends & cousins, but my tastes are towards fighters and weeb RPGs, so this is my first foray into CoD. But now that fate dropped a CoD game in the front of a driveway, it looks like I’ve got one to learn about the hubbub. Is there anything to it other than online? Did this copy get discarded because it’s haunted? Or because it’s bad? Is Advanced Warfare a good CoD or is it the black sheep of CoD? Is local multiplayer good? Does Kevin Spacey’s penchant for sexual harassment show up in the game? Should I just throw it back outside where it belongs? If you think my questions above are dildoes, are there any experiences with CoD you have? Opening up the floor for any CoD stories.

It flows better with the song to sing “nine-ty-nine” instead of “a hun-dred” or “one hun-dred”

Only at events. You had to pay for pizza any other time, but you could bum off of on-campus events that use free pizza that clubs/departments have catered as a ploy to get you to learn about things like drunk driving, charities, religion, material from foreign documentaries, etc. It was always Papa Johns though so you have to be prepared for that level of pizza.

They were the cheapest food substance in college other than free pizza so it was a hot commodity at their convenience store.

The magic of oil, breading, and corn syrup

Probably not the first, but the most vivid would be walking down the hallway of an old movie theater.

Did it need two sequels and a remake?

It was nearing 4:50pm. The social media intern’s mind was fried after having to constantly write “enthused” posts about eating brown sugar squares while their supervisors piled on more inconsequential busy work on them. They could’ve wrote something exciting earlier in the day, but Hershey’s virtual chocolatescape came right after hours in Photoshop working on banners because the outsourced labor in Mumbai made their social media marketing promotions on MS Paint, hours over the phone to said employees from Mumbai emphasizing that Hershey’s needs these ads by Monday because they need spooky posts to start October and not the dregs of their September campaigns, and hours of getting blamed for not writing a sales sheet on time when the outsourced posts were still being fixed for their broken English. So here it is, one last post of the day, and this one is about some virtual bullshit factory named Chocolatetown. An uninspired name. It sure could use an uninspired post to promote it. And how perfect, it’s 4:50pm. Right at the moment where they realize every day that the pay is too little to give any more of a shit. “Fuck it,” the intern said to himself. “‘Where fun meets chocolate’ will do”. He pressed the Enter key, walked away, and drove an hour home, nodding off every mile of the way before pulling into the driveway to let out a large and defeated sigh as they reflect on how a slapped together effort like “Where fun meets chocolate” would be all their degree amounted to at this point. The day defeated them once again. Their only reconciliation prize is 4 hours of sleep.

They just recalled a dresser after more people had it fall on them.

The ones on IKEA products that say trying to tilt the dressers in your direction will cause them to fall on you.

My favorite Shōnen protagonist is the one that yells a lot, eats a lot, and is oblivious to all the girls and guys that want to ride him.

Reynolds 2020 “You’d have to be a real low life piece of shit to get involved with politics...”

I am... THE LAUWGH!

I forgot Darkstalkers. Always love playing that during Halloween.

Fatal Frame & Parasite Eve