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Chapinator_X

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  1. RIP Aretha. It's sad to see such a legend leave, but she was able to pass on with her family and friends by her side, so it's a relief that she wasn't alone or stuck in a hospital.
  2. The good news is that it’s coming soon. The bad news is that the production company switched from Madhouse to JC Staff. Heres to hoping it’s not gonna look cheap compared to the first season.
  3. Is it possible to make an entire park but with the livestock
  4. Only heard of Black Bullet through the fighting game where you play as light novel characters. Of the trash anime that were represented (save for Toradora and Railgun cause those were decent), the only one I was convinced to pick up was Strike the Blood.
  5. It’s also holiday cup time
  6. The Gran Turismo games had amazing soundtracks. 2 had an amazing licensed soundtrack, but 3 and 4 had phenomenal instrumentals in every menu.
  7. I would keep shifting goal post by asking non-sequitur questions until he becomes a stuttering mess.
  8. When autumn starts and Starbucks comes up with another satanic pattern for their holiday cups.
  9. It'd be cool to see Dead or Alive hit mainstream tourneys and it'd be nice to see what they'd work with if it was like DOA2, but I feel like stripping away almost all the fanservice defeats the purpose. It's like when they remade Tomb Raider and scaled down her boobs to pat themselves on the back only to beef up the ryona torture porn. Dead or Alive is much like Mortal Kombat in that the combat is simple, but it's gimmick is what keeps it entertaining and appealing. Not to say that they just need to remake DOA5 with newer graphics (especially since it's latter years have involved pumping out expensive costume DLC that it'd take a fortune to collect), but it does feel like a tryhard move for them to put the girls in catsuits and scale down the bust sizes because it distracts people who would otherwise never touch a DOA game to begin with. There are many reasons MK vs. DC never worked. Tekken, Soul Caliber, and even Street Fighter have provocative outfits, but still manage to be legitimate for eSports. All DOA needed was that same edge in their combat scheme while still retaining the fanservicey elements that drew their original fanbase in. It could've been done easily without having the ladies join a Quaker colony or stuffing the promo material with the "please take us seriously because their boobs are covered and smaller". I'm a huge fan of Tekken, but Itagaki would be livid if he were to find that DOA was becoming an even less sexier version of Tekken. Offering fanservice with male characters as well would've worked too to keep everything equal as they rehaul the combat system, but going in with the work ethic completely stripping away fanservice in the base game is a really desperate attempt to get on the Evo stage when it takes more than just rehauling character designs to make a game that people will play in front of an audience. There are tons of anime fighters that people play in hotel rooms or hallways, but no one in Arc Systems or French Bread was ever like "hey, we should replace all of the characters with U.S. Marines and Catholic nuns to get broadcasted on Youtube". FighterZ might not have fanservice, but a high-budget Guilty Gear with Goku was always going to do good. With DoA, however, it takes more than positive PR from Kotaku on the game's aesthetics to be able to rub shoulders with other 3D fighters at Evo.
  10. It's just as Vegeta once said, "A true saiyan always sprinkles when he tinkles"
  11. Goku has no knowledge of love and sex, so Bulma would've had to have sexually assaulted him to get the two to fuck. With Chichi, marriage was the main incentive for Goku to be taught how to fuck, but he has far less agency as an alien with the mindset of a toddler for the past several decades. Krillin's alot more suspect because his ex looked exactly like Bulma, so he either dated her to satiate any fuck-fantasies he might've had for Bulma or to make up for Bulma not wanting to smash anymore.
  12. Toonami has dreck like Black Clover and FLCL Progressive on the block, but it’s Pop Team Epic that has everyone clutching their pearls about the state of Toonami and the ratings? “You guys! It dropped a couple thousand viewers from the last show, it’s a flop!” And yet it’s nothing compared to the ratings poison Progressive is once your standard Hero Academia episode ends and anywhere between 10,000 to 100,000 viewers stop watching.
  13. Boil all of the denim
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