Doom Metal Alchemist

I last won the day on February 30th.

I would quote Hotel California here, but I don't know the exact wording.

CDs 4lyfe

Well, if you ever feel that you need a fresh start in life... Australia is the place to be!

I kinda hope you took that to heart and remained completely silent until your drive home.

Freud would have a field day with this.

I saw a stand up on TV once, he goes, "I'm from Brooklyn, New York... which you could tell immediately from my atrocious accent."

Santa has secret Hitler tunnel?

Nah, I really wasn't addressing the "involuntary virgin" part, just the rationale behind guys who probably shouldn't be so picky being really picky.

Those of us who get turned down a lot as adolescents because we are "fat" or "ugly" do the same because our thought process is "if it's ok for girls to turn me down for being fat/ugly, it should be ok for me to turn down girls because they are fat/ugly."

WHO TOLD Y- oh right, yeah it was a knee slapper.

Hitler balloon was a clone. Just POPPED a hole in your theory.

Absolutely. He's on a spaceship with Elvis and Amelia Erheart.

Happy birthday!

No pizza accent for you.

Apparently he lost God.

There's one in the music folder.

Great name.

After Goldmember, we don't need any more Austin Powers movies.

Last I saw they took that link down. EDIT: Looks like the link is still gone, OP I guess just remembered the URL.

Dude should've just went to Japan, could've bought used underaged girls panties in a vending machine. Also, I got to question this guy's intelligence by going to where he thought was the 14 year old's residence. Assuming he were to go to an actual 14 year old's house who actually did invite him with sexual activities, what happens when the parents answer the door?

@bnmjy taking a cue from Phillies and forgetting to put porn under spoiler tags.

I got a bluetooth speaker by Oontz to use in the car. At home I typically use my computer's external CD drive with my Bose headphones.

Everyone has an accent. You probably have what's called a "Standard American Accent."

Happy birthday Neptune and FlowingHair! I don't know Neptune, but I remember PerfectFlowingHair from lithium!