Doom Metal Alchemist

Yeah, Summer Girls. With the immortal line, "I like girls who wear Abercrombie and Fitch." Side note, my phone's predictive text knew Abercrombie as soon as I typed the first r. 😄

I'm generally like this too. But sometimes the discomfort of feeling like you're in an oven supercedes the discomfort of sleeping without a sheet/blanket/comforter on top of me.

I vaguely remember that one hit LFO had, but I do not remember anything about 98 degrees hit(s).

I think it has more to do with me being an introvert. Ever since I was a little kid, talking on the phone has always made me nervous.

I usually don't give it much thought... if I'm sitting down to eat in a fast food restaurant alone, I take a table for 2 because I don't want to take up space unnecessarily.

Happy birthday! 🎂

I prefer texts to calls.

D'oh! My joke is ruined by having to explain it. ☹️ The iPod Nano was like an old iPod, the draw being it was much smaller in physical size, making it easier to carry around.

More like an iPod Nano, amirite?

Just the tip.

So that was you in that news article you posted. 😜

I hope you have a whole round one. That's the perfect shape for a catapult projectile.

He was probably using "liberal fuck" how teenagers used "gay" when I was in high school. "You're so gay." "You're such a liberal fuck." Though I have a feeling he said "liberal cuck," as that was a favorite insult of right-wing Internet trolls in recent years. Athena probably misheard him.

So buttons. Butt-ons.

I think "big buns" would've made more sense.

I disagree, but the article states she's 19, but I think she looks at least 40. 😐 Could just be because it's a mugshot though.

But you'd probably let anyone say "I like your hair," or "You have very pretty eyes," right?

It's certainly lost its magic since my family doesn't exchange gifts anymore, and my mom keeps rejecting my aunt and uncle's invitation to vacation with them in the mountains. 😐

What luck, there's a French fry stuck in my beard!

Yeah.

Well obviously there's many other qualities a man can find attractive in a woman, not just physical but also intellectual or emotional too. This was just about non-genital sexualized parts of the body.

Well the cliche is that there are ass men (you) and there are tit men (me). Asses don't do much for me, though I can appreciate a good ass at times.

Its in your ass.

I bet you'd prefer smaller, perkier tits to bigger, saggier ones. Big boobs always have a natural sag due to gravity (not necessarily for fake tits though). Seeing covered up or in a bra or bikini top hides the sag until they are unleashed. Smaller tits tend to not sag very much. And what I'm thinking is it's the sag you find disappointing once the tits you thought were going to look great, don't.

Better than any king of the hill YouTube poop I've seen, I guess. But that's not saying much.