Doom Metal Alchemist

But do you actually KNOW that's how it's spelled, or did you just take a jab at it?

Do you know how to spell Carl's last name by heart? Please tell me that you do.

Hey I have a really stupid question, and this seems like a perfect opportunity to ask it... when it comes to language, what is the difference between Hebrew and Yiddish?

GARSH

Why can't they just put an emergency exit in every row? 🤔

I don't remember it either. >_> Dear god, my phone doesn't have a paranoid shifty eyes emoji. Do I really have to us angle brackets like I'm a fucking caveman? 😐😂

I think she's talking about using the machines at her apartment complex. Some places do not provide for washers in the rooms.

Yaweh (isn't that the name of some God or something? Lol)

Yeah me too.

Polio

I don't even know what that is. it was a sketch where guest host Kirsty Alley was a make up sales person at a mall. Women would go up to her and Kirsty Alley's character would demonstrate their make up products by putting them on the prospective customers. When a customer made a complaint ("IT'S BURNING!" Was a common one), the make up sales person would say "Clinique calls it [negative attribute identified by customer], we call it [made up positive attribute that doesn't exist]."

Try going to a beach in North America, it won't be too hot in October. 😛

Nope.

Happy birthday!

And I just randomly thought of an SNL sketch from the 90s that probably no one else remembers. 😐

Yeah, Summer Girls. With the immortal line, "I like girls who wear Abercrombie and Fitch." Side note, my phone's predictive text knew Abercrombie as soon as I typed the first r. 😄

I'm generally like this too. But sometimes the discomfort of feeling like you're in an oven supercedes the discomfort of sleeping without a sheet/blanket/comforter on top of me.

I vaguely remember that one hit LFO had, but I do not remember anything about 98 degrees hit(s).

I think it has more to do with me being an introvert. Ever since I was a little kid, talking on the phone has always made me nervous.

I usually don't give it much thought... if I'm sitting down to eat in a fast food restaurant alone, I take a table for 2 because I don't want to take up space unnecessarily.

Happy birthday! 🎂

I prefer texts to calls.

D'oh! My joke is ruined by having to explain it. ☹️ The iPod Nano was like an old iPod, the draw being it was much smaller in physical size, making it easier to carry around.

More like an iPod Nano, amirite?

Just the tip.