Doom Metal Alchemist

My band just played our first gig tonight. Didn't exactly go off without a hitch, but I'm pleased with how we did. Our singer has only been in the band for a few weeks and our lead guitarist has only been in the band for six days!

KY

Did Phillies leave his mom's basement?

I don't remember the real PowerKing being known for typos.

Dammit I'd love to find a pic/clip of Bill Clinton on Family Guy holding a joint and saying "Mars, dude," but posting that on a phone would be far too much work for me (my comp is in the shop).

That totally lost looks like the face on Mars.

Did better than me

Madison Bumgarner's back in top form. Due to an injury, he had virtually no spring training, and only had his fourth start tonight. His first three starts were all pretty mediocre. Tonight he went 8 shutout innings, and the Giants beat the Padres 3 - 0. He struck out 8, walked 2, and gave up 3 hits.

Zeni's greatest hobby (if not his only hobby) is getting shit on on the Internet. It's amusing how few people here have figured that out.

That's actually one of the better hits of 80s hair metal.

Once when I was a kid, I "won" the 18th hole at mini golf. You know, the one where you "blindly" putt the ball into a hole in a huge wall and hope for the best.

I don't know about that shirt, if I didn't know better I would think it said, "Save a deer, hunt a hob".

lol

Only if this place shuts down.

Different jobs and different companies have different dress codes. I don't know what Sawdy is doing now, but in his previous job, I'm pretty sure he had to be in a suit and tie at all times.

Was that picture taken on casual Friday, or is a Hawaiian shirt always acceptable?

I'm not the biggest AIC fan around but Layne Staley was indeed very talented.

I disagree. Ronnie James Dio followed very closely by Eric Adams.

This is an interesting song that got mega popular, as the vocals and the guitar solo are great, but the guitar riffing is HORRIBLE.

The touchpad on my MacBook has been acting really fucking wonky lately. I was planning on taking it to the Apple store, late today it started acting far more normal... I'm sure it'll start acting up again. But I'm worried I'll be without my laptop for a while while it's being repaired. How long did the initial repair on your phone take?

Are you excited for this movie?

@pail don't forget the girls.

I think the only impressions of I've been able to come even remotely close to pulling off are Beavis and Butthead.

In my case, this may be true. In my case, this is absolutely laughable. Wednesday through Saturday are all going to be over 100 degrees here.