Doom Metal Alchemist

I've actually never done it. This thread was inspired by an episode of Friends I was watching.

I was about to give this post a "haha" reaction, until the fight like pit bulls part, so I gave it a sad reaction.

You compliment their eyes, or their hair, and they are flattered. You compliment their breasts, they get all in a huff. 😕

The one I posted was an Eddie Cochran cover.

RIP. I really liked that show until I found out how fake it was.

Aw you turned 13 on a national tragedy. 🙁

This is very key. The more personally you take rejection, the more likely you'll become an incel like zeni. And most guys get rejected a lot anyway. It's a numbers game.

The ladies Zeni likes, maybe.

Haha yep, when we made our errors we did pretty good at just keep on going. I made some mistakes but I think I did a pretty good job of covering them up by just continuing to play in the same key without missing a beat, before correcting myself

Possibly later. Our singer set up his camera to record us, and my dad took some phone video. But the PA our singer was using (the equipment of the owners of the property) sounded like shit and in some songs you couldn't even hear him. In some songs our other guitarist dropped the ball (but like I said he had only been in the band for six days, so he did pretty damn good considering). So I'm not confident we got any footage we'd be comfortable posting. But we'll see.

Happy birthday mexo! 🎂

My band just played our first gig tonight. Didn't exactly go off without a hitch, but I'm pleased with how we did. Our singer has only been in the band for a few weeks and our lead guitarist has only been in the band for six days!

KY

Did Phillies leave his mom's basement?

I don't remember the real PowerKing being known for typos.

Dammit I'd love to find a pic/clip of Bill Clinton on Family Guy holding a joint and saying "Mars, dude," but posting that on a phone would be far too much work for me (my comp is in the shop).

That totally lost looks like the face on Mars.

Did better than me

Madison Bumgarner's back in top form. Due to an injury, he had virtually no spring training, and only had his fourth start tonight. His first three starts were all pretty mediocre. Tonight he went 8 shutout innings, and the Giants beat the Padres 3 - 0. He struck out 8, walked 2, and gave up 3 hits.

Gotta admit, I thought this thread was going to be about me. >_> Anyway, lol at the phrase "Big Dryer Sheets."

Zeni's greatest hobby (if not his only hobby) is getting shit on on the Internet. It's amusing how few people here have figured that out.

That's actually one of the better hits of 80s hair metal.

Once when I was a kid, I "won" the 18th hole at mini golf. You know, the one where you "blindly" putt the ball into a hole in a huge wall and hope for the best.