Doom Metal Alchemist

Just because someone doesn't complain about a smell, doesn't mean they don't smell it. I still have pretty poor hygiene, but i used to very regularly go as long as two months without showering or bathing of any kind. I thought since I couldn't smell my own B.O. until 2 months of no bathing, I figured no one else could smell my B.O. either. Guess how often people called me on it? Like never. For a while at school a year or so ago, I sat next to a guy who always had horrible B.O. Guess how often I called him on it? Never. just because no one is telling you you stink of cigarette smoke doesn't mean they aren't thinking it.

See, now most guys would think that's hot. 😝

"Just go ahead and try to steal my hunny, motherfucker."

"What you working today brah?" "I'm working my neck, brah."

Do body builders even go out of their way to work their necks? Lol

wut

That guy really neglects his forearms.

"Adult" Swim indeed. 😁

But do you actually KNOW that's how it's spelled, or did you just take a jab at it?

Do you know how to spell Carl's last name by heart? Please tell me that you do.

Hey I have a really stupid question, and this seems like a perfect opportunity to ask it... when it comes to language, what is the difference between Hebrew and Yiddish?

GARSH

Why can't they just put an emergency exit in every row? 🤔

I don't remember it either. >_> Dear god, my phone doesn't have a paranoid shifty eyes emoji. Do I really have to us angle brackets like I'm a fucking caveman? 😐😂

I think she's talking about using the machines at her apartment complex. Some places do not provide for washers in the rooms.

Yaweh (isn't that the name of some God or something? Lol)

Yeah me too.

Polio

I don't even know what that is. it was a sketch where guest host Kirsty Alley was a make up sales person at a mall. Women would go up to her and Kirsty Alley's character would demonstrate their make up products by putting them on the prospective customers. When a customer made a complaint ("IT'S BURNING!" Was a common one), the make up sales person would say "Clinique calls it [negative attribute identified by customer], we call it [made up positive attribute that doesn't exist]."

Try going to a beach in North America, it won't be too hot in October. 😛

Nope.

Happy birthday!

And I just randomly thought of an SNL sketch from the 90s that probably no one else remembers. 😐

Yeah, Summer Girls. With the immortal line, "I like girls who wear Abercrombie and Fitch." Side note, my phone's predictive text knew Abercrombie as soon as I typed the first r. 😄

I'm generally like this too. But sometimes the discomfort of feeling like you're in an oven supercedes the discomfort of sleeping without a sheet/blanket/comforter on top of me.