Doom Metal Alchemist

CumInside

Naracooter

That_Lone_Guy his whole porn career is just him masturbating on camera.

What does ass chemistry entail, I wonder? 🤔

Fair enough, I guess. Splat_On_Guy

What the hell does 420 have to do with porn? Should've used 69

That_Bone_Guy

He's got the thighs too.

What about when Patrick pretends to be a woman named Patricia and every male that he comes across falls in love with him?

Godzilla and Kagome: An Incestuous Love Story

Fan service in animated Disney movies. 😄

I hope I was conceived during The Lemon Song.

No pics because my comp is in the shop and I'm not used to using copy/paste on my phone.... that function only works when I don't want it to. Anyway, basically the Victoria's Secret catalogue. My particular favorites where Stephanie Seymour, Tyra Banks, Latetia Costa, Frederique Van Der Wal, and Daniella Pestova. Some of those names are very likely spelled wrong.

How was the camera work?

ASMB II: UEMB

Pizza, always and forever.

It's like that joke where you're dreaming you're eating a giant marshmallow and you wake up chewing on your pillow.

Just because someone doesn't complain about a smell, doesn't mean they don't smell it. I still have pretty poor hygiene, but i used to very regularly go as long as two months without showering or bathing of any kind. I thought since I couldn't smell my own B.O. until 2 months of no bathing, I figured no one else could smell my B.O. either. Guess how often people called me on it? Like never. For a while at school a year or so ago, I sat next to a guy who always had horrible B.O. Guess how often I called him on it? Never. just because no one is telling you you stink of cigarette smoke doesn't mean they aren't thinking it.

See, now most guys would think that's hot. 😝

"Just go ahead and try to steal my hunny, motherfucker."

"What you working today brah?" "I'm working my neck, brah."

Do body builders even go out of their way to work their necks? Lol

wut

That guy really neglects his forearms.

"Adult" Swim indeed. 😁