Doom Metal Alchemist

Congratulations!

That sucks. I've been lucky enough that my parents have never even had a separation, let alone an outright divorce. And I know I'm lucky in that regard. Ever since I was a teenager, it seemed like most people I knew had divorced parents.

So much this. Fortunately, I've had a job (2 separate times) that I've been able to wear shorts, and I'm about to start another completely different job where I can wear shorts, hopefully soonish.

Nah.

If I post any memes, they're going to be here, not FB.

I found this image on google. I'm assuming it's the cover of a children's book: If you notice, the font the title is in is virtually identical to the font the band logo is on the debut Black Sabbath album: lol

Happy birthday!

*insert Drew's annoying ass bacon thingy pic here*

Hey, you got the spoiler right, congrats!

From the vast majority of his time with ASMB, he had Milo from Oblongs icons. Towards the end, he switched to Space Ghost drinking coffee.

Apparently having a sexual relationship with a 14 year old wasn't illegal at the time? Also I certainly hope those cops were fired.

What if you think you're going to do it silently, but it turns out not so silent?

Wait, what??? O_O

If you get the right toppings, it's all five food groups.

I used to eat pizza five days a week.

I'm not fond of farting in public, even if I think I'm alone.

I wonder if the pricing guy got fired for that one, lol.

Did you report him?

Eating anything will eventually cause you to fart and/or shit. Farts in solid form are foods that resemble farts even before being consumed.

Dessert for dinner! Woo!

You won out, chicken can taste good even with little to no seasonings, spices, sauces, etc. Broccoli tastes like it smells: Like farts.

I've never had White Castle, but I find it hard to believe that hamburgers can smell like farts at all, let alone even more so than broccoli. Eggs can indeed smell like farts, but that's usually when they've been sitting a while, not right when they're supposed to be eaten, as with broccoli.

This is you: Seriously, if I leave my room and smell farts, I immediately know it is in fact not farts, but someone is cooking or has cooked broccoli. This is accurate every single time. I have come to the conclusion this happens only because Broccoli is actually farts in solid form.

Alex Smith was shitty until Harbaugh turned his career around. For whatever reason, instead of sticking with Smith, we went with Kap. Kap was good for the half a season he subbed for Smith, and the season after that where they went to the Super Bowl. After that he went to shit.

I don't know, many people hate Kap for his kneeling, people in Frisco hate Kap because he turned out to be a shitty QB that we were stuck with for years, and maybe the kneel's association with Kap sours it for SF fans.