Doom Metal Alchemist

Uh, does the mobile site make you double post by nature?

She's getting tentacle raped.

My mom tells me I'm a winner.

But in case you weren't, one of my facebook friends shared this, and I really think you should heed its advice @mumbo13

Uh...

Nope, never seen it. I guess I thought I remembered her face being thinner, but in all those clips she looks the same as in the phone commercial.

Sowwy.

I'd eat pizza with Aubrey Plaza any day.

Interesting... Well good on you anyways.

Well I'm assuming. She does this at panels at cons all the time.

"When you got it, flaunt it." If it makes her money, good for her.

Aw, I want to see the beard.

I've never watched anything she was in, but I know of her from being a guest on late night talk shows, and I've always thought she was really hot. Just saw her on a phone commercial and it looked like she gained weight. Still fuckable though.

Do you draw on a fake beard for that one?

That announcement KN posted actually wasn't clear. When I asked him to clarify, we can post porn that has already been published (so basically anything found on the web that is specifically porn and hosted on another site), but we can't post like private nude pics that originated from someone's phone.

Yep.

Does your husband shove puzzle pieces up your ass during sexy time?

Maybe "moderately" too big (but not "WAY" too big).

Haha. That's a little TOO big for my tastes, but that's still great.

@SwimModSponges Aw, I thought for sure you'd like the Jurassic Park one.

@SwimModSponges Oh wait, how about this one?

@Athena 92

This one would work far better for zeni.

I'm not the singer nor lyric writer... but our drummer did write a sappy love song about one of his e-girlfriends that we started to put to one of my acoustic guitar compositions.

Happy birthday! Also, @Ginguy what holiday is today/Monday?