Doom Metal Alchemist

Also you don't even know for sure if the article in question is going to contain relevant information for your needs (the abstract is not enough) until you've already paid. $36 dollars down the fucking tubes, now I got to find another one gamble another $36 and hope I can find a relevant article.

It's such horse shit you have to pay for scholarly articles now. I was in grad school for a while and it was really hard finding free articles through the crappy search through my school. If I wanted to get anything good I would have to go to Google Scholar and pay out the ass (which I didn't do, I just stuck with the free crappy search through my school). How are college students supposed to afford this? Isn't grad school fucking expensive enough already?

Oh. Glass Buddy then. Not as clever sounding though.

I meant your kid was Glass Roe. I know you refer to your son as Buddy, I thought Roe was part of that name too, and hence your screen name.

I guess that makes sense. But multiple times I have been scolded by strangers for remaining seated during the anthem at ball games. It still offends people all the same.

Ha, that's cool.

Glass Roe

So's Sonic...

Spoiler fail. Also I haven't fapped to 2D in a long time.

Interesting... I thought I remembered hearing that the way he was caught was his neighbors smelling the horrid smell of dead bodies dissolving in acid, and the cops were called. Also I'm pretty sure even if your explanation is the right one, I doubt he had a hole in his head... Yeah Dahmer did that to his victims but that caused his victims to die pretty quickly. I have definitely heard a specific story of a couple women being kept in some guy's basement for a decade or so as sex slaves, and one managed to escape, and was running around naked looking for help.

Put some kind of strap on the sock, nobody will know it's mostly empty.

Wear a tube sock like the Red Hot Chilli Peppers during their first gig.

I don't get it. What's the difference? Football players take a knee because they're not in the vicinity of chairs.

Well the Roman statue you posted looked like a C, lol.

Yeah, that's not small either. I'm convinced you're comparing yourself to pornstars.

Looking at that pic you just posted, your boobs don't look that small to me. You're probably just comparing yourself to pornstars, lol.

I know the ancient Greeks favored small penises, so I'm sure by extension so did the ancient Romans. If I remember right they also favored small(ish) breasts on women. Wonder how we Americans got so off track.

Your dog saved you from having to eat solid farts, with the (relatively) small inconvenience of having to smell horrible dog farts.

Mattress. I have the complete inability to sleep sitting up.

Nope, that would be British Ghouls. http://www.bnrmetal.com/v5/band/band/BG

I don't know what Nemecyst is supposed to mean, but I love the other three.

Glutton For Pizza.

Soda Pop Symphony.

That sounds more like a magician name.

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