Doom Metal Alchemist

I still drink Mountain Dew all the time. I drink one with "lunch" at work every night.

Do I even want to know what that "Go-Go juice" is that Honey Boo-Boo is drinking?

What about a plastic cup? Those don't break so easily.

They say the antichrist will appear as a very attractive man...

What about twins, triplets, quadruplets, etc.

At the KKK meetings: "What do we hate?" "BLACKS!" "What else do we hate?" "JEWS!" "What else do we hate?" "WORKING THE NIGHT SHIFT!"

lol. I've waited this long, I can wait a little longer. Now, I'm not intentionally waiting until I get some groupies, but I guess optimism for the future is overriding any desperation I may have in the present. I don't want to get into specifics, but my mom is very fragile emotionally.

I know you all must be thinking, "Man, 35 year old virgin, he must be so desperate to lose his v-card." But I'm really not. Of course, I would like to lose my virginity. But it's not at all a high priority. I'm not really interested in having sex with someone I don't find attractive just to say I did it. In a certain respect, my thinking is similar to how Buddy's was. I'm in a band, once we start gigging, hopefully it'll happen organically, despite my best efforts to self-sabotage.

I listen to these bible verses: This one is the very beginning of the song. This one at 4:45.

You want to beat up your elderly black mother for cooking soul food?

My parents took me and my brother to Disney Land when I was 2 years old. My whole life I just take their word for it.

No one says it with an exclamation point.

I definitely don't have a curfew, but my mom is a worrier and she likes to know where I am going when I go out. My dad is far more likely to be pissed at me for not telling them where I'm going because my mom will be worried sick. I guess I could lie and say I'm working overtime when I'm really going to a motel. I don't know. I feel like if I'm lying to my parents I'd be more nervous about that and I might not enjoy myself. But we're getting a little ahead of ourselves, I don't even know what she looks like yet.

We have played exactly one gig. My bandmates know of my virginity and are trying to get me laid though. One of my bandmates said he talked to one of his female friends about it and she's interested. Still waiting to see a pic. But a mental block I have with this is I feel I should wait until I move out of my parents' house. My mom's beliefs about sex border on puritanical, so I can't bring her back here to do it. My bandmate said we can't do it at her place for whatever reason.

"I put on my robe and wizard.... robe"?

Goddamn it @midnight no one likes a grammar Nazi. I thought grammar Nazi's had long gone extinct. And she didn't use too many periods, she used too few... those were obviously supposed to be ellipses. And "y'all" isn't even a word, so it doesn't matter how it's spelled.

I think it depends on her current exercise habits. If she already works out a lot or moderately, I see no reason to doubt her learning to ride a bike like she wants to. If she's very sedentary and exercises little to not at all, then she probably won't do it.

I've been told by a lot of people I need to use conditioner, but I hate how it makes my hair feel. I do lose a shitton of hair though.

Nope.

I think fuggs is a couple decades too old for zeni to care.

I have a job though! Still a virgin, however.

I want to know what in the world you took that top photo for. Looks like an eccentric tinder profile pic or something.

Why is it Hollywood thinks people can see better when they take their glasses OFF?

Happy birthday! Have a hidden cake:

Good enough. Go bumper bowling. Your ankle might still hurt but at least it won't cause you to throw any gutter balls.