Doom Metal Alchemist

I definitely don't have a curfew, but my mom is a worrier and she likes to know where I am going when I go out. My dad is far more likely to be pissed at me for not telling them where I'm going because my mom will be worried sick. I guess I could lie and say I'm working overtime when I'm really going to a motel. I don't know. I feel like if I'm lying to my parents I'd be more nervous about that and I might not enjoy myself. But we're getting a little ahead of ourselves, I don't even know what she looks like yet.

We have played exactly one gig. My bandmates know of my virginity and are trying to get me laid though. One of my bandmates said he talked to one of his female friends about it and she's interested. Still waiting to see a pic. But a mental block I have with this is I feel I should wait until I move out of my parents' house. My mom's beliefs about sex border on puritanical, so I can't bring her back here to do it. My bandmate said we can't do it at her place for whatever reason.

"I put on my robe and wizard.... robe"?

Goddamn it @midnight no one likes a grammar Nazi. I thought grammar Nazi's had long gone extinct. And she didn't use too many periods, she used too few... those were obviously supposed to be ellipses. And "y'all" isn't even a word, so it doesn't matter how it's spelled.

I think it depends on her current exercise habits. If she already works out a lot or moderately, I see no reason to doubt her learning to ride a bike like she wants to. If she's very sedentary and exercises little to not at all, then she probably won't do it.

I've been told by a lot of people I need to use conditioner, but I hate how it makes my hair feel. I do lose a shitton of hair though.

Nope.

I think fuggs is a couple decades too old for zeni to care.

I have a job though! Still a virgin, however.

I want to know what in the world you took that top photo for. Looks like an eccentric tinder profile pic or something.

Why is it Hollywood thinks people can see better when they take their glasses OFF?

Happy birthday! Have a hidden cake:

Good enough. Go bumper bowling. Your ankle might still hurt but at least it won't cause you to throw any gutter balls.

Well I guess things worked out in your favor, but that's still stupid. What was the school's reasoning?

If he gets too hot and takes it off, people will think he's in blackface.

Your kid's school didn't let the students dress up in Halloween costumes???

I mean, what else were you gonna do on your day off? Go skateboarding? Or were you gonna watch TV, play video games, listen to music, or any combination of those, which you'll still be able to do nursing a sprained ankle, anyway?

Your beard is giving Michael Meyers quite a lot of neck hair.

There's no money in those pursuits. Tons of lonely men will pay loads (hehe) of money for these things.

Will Dr. Girlfriend let sponges get one of these? Will sponges even care, since he is with Dr. Girlfriend?

Happy birthday! ({}) ^^^^^Here is a celebratory Fuggs' hooha ascii art.

Yeah. Fretting a guitar is literally the only thing my left hand is good for. Well, and typing, since to do that efficiently you need two hands. >_>

She just wants Chicken McNuggets for Christmas, that's all.

Jesus Christ. What's wrong with people?

You mean the crane? From the Karate Kid?