Doom Metal Alchemist

Even I have a job now! Hooray!

I was going to suggest she buy the Patriots and purposely run them into the ground.

Happy birthday, poof! Come back after elections.

What about worm cheese? You know what, same question to @Nabloom.

That's awesome, but goddamn it, the head should have a carved out face.

Pretty sure the second one is referring to Charmander. Pretty sure the third one is referring to the term "milquetoast". Can't help you with the first one.

@Phillies Open a pillow factory.

Happy birthday!

Good riddance to useless organs anyway, amirite?

This may be fishing for too much personal information, so forgive me and just let me know if it is, but I am curious... Do you no longer consider yourself gay? Just a transwoman who is straight? What does your husband think about this? If you're going to dress like a woman and wear makeup, and possibly get breast implants, is he ok with being married to you as a woman as opposed to you as a man? Again, forgive me if I'm prying too much. But good luck to you on your journey!

Why the hell would I know my grandparents' social security numbers anyway? I mean, even if I still had any living grandparents. I don't, so I guess the point is moot.

I was gonna say it doesn't make sense for you to report it when you love to post that one vid of her having sex repeatedly here.

Like to conserve space in your sketch pad, I see.

50 year old Rick Astley with 16 year old hair?

"Stop quoting me." -Oscar Wilde

But it seems to be the perfect time for your kid to give you her Christmas lists...

You... just said you got your x-mas shopping done.

I suppose English-speaking Faye Valentine.

You do know that's traditionally what is expected of kids at Christmas time, right?

I don't at all remember slickwilly... I only remember the asmb photo album pic of Faeglesnork because it was quite memorable... And then apparently UEMB's J.M. Matthews (don't know his name from ASMB) had a whole huge grudge against him...

You saying everybody pays me to ride me, like I'm some kind of prostitute?

I'll probably just play a hell of a lot more guitar again. Probably what I'd already be doing for a couple years had UEMB not existed.

If you look at the girl's face, she is clearly older than 14.

The skull emojis plus the topic of this thread make me think of Doom Level 5 spell from Final Fantasy VI.