Doom Metal Alchemist

Oh god, I thought I was the only one on Earth afraid of butterflies. Seems weird to me though that the guy who loves to keep deadly spiders as pets is afraid of butterflies.

Who is that?

It's not the deadspace, it's the bug not allowing you to draw Andy French's legs.

Do you think an 8 year old got it from occult teachings or from Pokemon?

I realize that's a whale (duh) but that reminds of of Mario 64 where Mario rides the Lochness Monster.

If I want to disappoint my mother, I'll do it with something real about me.

But the person you want to tell it to will in no fucking way ever get it because they are as far away from a weeb as possible? The other day my 70 year old dad shared a post on facebook about a woman with green hair caught on camera stealing a package from someone's front porch. I wanted to reply with "Screw the rules, I have green hair!" Wasted opportunity...

I know. I saw it some on TV program, on the Discovery Channel or the History Channel or something. I think the show was called Taboo.

@TrigunBebop open up a balloon factory.

Quit your day job and pursue your dream of being a full-time writer, and not giving a shit if your writing caters enough to sell to mainstream tastes.

I fucking HATE it when people think aliens built or helped build ancient monuments because Ancient cultures just couldn't possibly do it without computers. That is such an insult to overall human ingenuity. Computers literally cannot do anything a human can't do. They just do it faster and more consistently.

Even I have a job now! Hooray!

I was going to suggest she buy the Patriots and purposely run them into the ground.

Happy birthday, poof! Come back after elections.

What about worm cheese? You know what, same question to @Nabloom.

That's awesome, but goddamn it, the head should have a carved out face.

Pretty sure the second one is referring to Charmander. Pretty sure the third one is referring to the term "milquetoast". Can't help you with the first one.

@Phillies Open a pillow factory.

Happy birthday!

Good riddance to useless organs anyway, amirite?

This may be fishing for too much personal information, so forgive me and just let me know if it is, but I am curious... Do you no longer consider yourself gay? Just a transwoman who is straight? What does your husband think about this? If you're going to dress like a woman and wear makeup, and possibly get breast implants, is he ok with being married to you as a woman as opposed to you as a man? Again, forgive me if I'm prying too much. But good luck to you on your journey!

Why the hell would I know my grandparents' social security numbers anyway? I mean, even if I still had any living grandparents. I don't, so I guess the point is moot.

I was gonna say it doesn't make sense for you to report it when you love to post that one vid of her having sex repeatedly here.

Like to conserve space in your sketch pad, I see.

50 year old Rick Astley with 16 year old hair?