Doom Metal Alchemist

"I put on my robe and wizard.... robe"?

Goddamn it @midnight no one likes a grammar Nazi. I thought grammar Nazi's had long gone extinct. And she didn't use too many periods, she used too few... those were obviously supposed to be ellipses. And "y'all" isn't even a word, so it doesn't matter how it's spelled.

I think it depends on her current exercise habits. If she already works out a lot or moderately, I see no reason to doubt her learning to ride a bike like she wants to. If she's very sedentary and exercises little to not at all, then she probably won't do it.

I've been told by a lot of people I need to use conditioner, but I hate how it makes my hair feel. I do lose a shitton of hair though.

Nope.

I think fuggs is a couple decades too old for zeni to care.

I have a job though! Still a virgin, however.

I want to know what in the world you took that top photo for. Looks like an eccentric tinder profile pic or something.

Why is it Hollywood thinks people can see better when they take their glasses OFF?

Happy birthday! Have a hidden cake:

Good enough. Go bumper bowling. Your ankle might still hurt but at least it won't cause you to throw any gutter balls.

Well I guess things worked out in your favor, but that's still stupid. What was the school's reasoning?

If he gets too hot and takes it off, people will think he's in blackface.

Your kid's school didn't let the students dress up in Halloween costumes???

I mean, what else were you gonna do on your day off? Go skateboarding? Or were you gonna watch TV, play video games, listen to music, or any combination of those, which you'll still be able to do nursing a sprained ankle, anyway?

Your beard is giving Michael Meyers quite a lot of neck hair.

There's no money in those pursuits. Tons of lonely men will pay loads (hehe) of money for these things.

Will Dr. Girlfriend let sponges get one of these? Will sponges even care, since he is with Dr. Girlfriend?

Happy birthday! ({}) ^^^^^Here is a celebratory Fuggs' hooha ascii art.

Yeah. Fretting a guitar is literally the only thing my left hand is good for. Well, and typing, since to do that efficiently you need two hands. >_>

She just wants Chicken McNuggets for Christmas, that's all.

Jesus Christ. What's wrong with people?

You mean the crane? From the Karate Kid?

The School of Hard Cocks.

I can imagine you thinking, "I'm gonna make a comment in this thread like I'm in the FBI. But first I got to do some law research and make sure it's not a federal crime to pretend I'm from the FBI online." *researches* "Goddamnit."