Doom Metal Alchemist

Happy birthday hubbb. I'm just going to pretend your name is Emily. It's the best I could do.

Sealab 2021 was indeed real, and it indeed was one of humanity's greatest achievements.

Harnessing electricity.

I work in a warehouse so music is strictly forbidden for safety reasons. We need to be able to hear what's going on around us.

I haven't turned on the radio today.

..............Did I really just read that?

Christmas music is decent music? I'm sure you'll change your tune by the end of the week.

Jesus man, I must've seen no more than 4 of those Marvel movies since they started coming out what seems like eons ago, and I've never read any of the comics, but I still know who Stan Lee is.

.....ba-dum-tsh?

For a millennial who is constantly on the web I watch youtube very, very little.

Getting into the Christmas spirit... I can safely say I've never seen a grocery store employee wear a Santa hat at work, regardless of time of year.

I do have these kinda thoughts when my dad bitches to me about the SF Giants.

Z-Z-Z-Z-Zeni and the Jets. *piano chords* ...I'll show myself out.

No.

Damn dude, that Pinky and the Brain are dead on.

The Village

So this thread was made about18 hours ago, which would be about 12:30 PM my time. I have no idea what the temp here was 12:30 yesterday, but according to my phone, it is supposed to be 64 at 12:30 PM today. Currently it's 39.

From what I've heard, hotels are a very common place to commit suicide, so hotels keep the bible in all their rooms in hopes that people at the ends of their rope will read it and be inspired to keep on living.

1 "full" brother, 2 half brothers, 0 sisters of any kind (unless sisters-in-law count, then 2).

Say something about "death by snu-snu."

Newspaper carrier (aka paper boy).

Most policies will have a two year suicide clause that states if the owner of the policy commits suicide within two years of the start of the policy, the policy will not pay out. And I'm pretty sure if someone has records of multiple suicide attempts prior to trying to buy life insurance, those suicide attempts will probably make the insurance companies to go, "sorry, we ain't gonna cover ya," when the person applies. Although, like kimopo pointed out, this could all depend on the state.

I mean, he MUST be planning on crawling out the window, look at his face, he's definitely got something evil in mind.... probably gonna eat some people's faces.

NES: Ninja Gaiden SNES: So many possibilities... what ever it is, it was made by Squaresoft. N64: F-Zero X Game Boy: Ninja Gaiden Shadow Game Gear: Uh, I don't know?

Who is that? Does he plan on crawling out the window now that he has broken all the bars?