Doom Metal Alchemist

Well I guess things worked out in your favor, but that's still stupid. What was the school's reasoning?

If he gets too hot and takes it off, people will think he's in blackface.

Your kid's school didn't let the students dress up in Halloween costumes???

I mean, what else were you gonna do on your day off? Go skateboarding? Or were you gonna watch TV, play video games, listen to music, or any combination of those, which you'll still be able to do nursing a sprained ankle, anyway?

Your beard is giving Michael Meyers quite a lot of neck hair.

There's no money in those pursuits. Tons of lonely men will pay loads (hehe) of money for these things.

Will Dr. Girlfriend let sponges get one of these? Will sponges even care, since he is with Dr. Girlfriend?

Happy birthday! ({}) ^^^^^Here is a celebratory Fuggs' hooha ascii art.

Yeah. Fretting a guitar is literally the only thing my left hand is good for. Well, and typing, since to do that efficiently you need two hands. >_>

She just wants Chicken McNuggets for Christmas, that's all.

Jesus Christ. What's wrong with people?

You mean the crane? From the Karate Kid?

The School of Hard Cocks.

I can imagine you thinking, "I'm gonna make a comment in this thread like I'm in the FBI. But first I got to do some law research and make sure it's not a federal crime to pretend I'm from the FBI online." *researches* "Goddamnit."

I thought you named her Shadow because of her black fur. Like Shadow Link.

How do you know the owner is there... before you go?

I was wondering how the hell you can get in so many almost-fights in your line of work... is it homeless people?

You're a day early.

I think grammar nazis have more or less died out online.

I've only played the SNES version, but yeah, fuck that level. Never beat it. The game up to that point was pretty fun, but then...

Right.

Alright.

That episode was on very recently. I love that moment because I've always had problems falling asleep, and people would always do the "Did you ever try just turning all the lights off, lying down, closing your eyes, and relaxing?"

Do you think you would sleep better if you worked days?

Is it too obvious to say the trick is to sleep all day?