Doom Metal Alchemist

The School of Hard Cocks.

I can imagine you thinking, "I'm gonna make a comment in this thread like I'm in the FBI. But first I got to do some law research and make sure it's not a federal crime to pretend I'm from the FBI online." *researches* "Goddamnit."

I thought you named her Shadow because of her black fur. Like Shadow Link.

How do you know the owner is there... before you go?

I was wondering how the hell you can get in so many almost-fights in your line of work... is it homeless people?

You're a day early.

I think grammar nazis have more or less died out online.

I've only played the SNES version, but yeah, fuck that level. Never beat it. The game up to that point was pretty fun, but then...

Right.

Alright.

That episode was on very recently. I love that moment because I've always had problems falling asleep, and people would always do the "Did you ever try just turning all the lights off, lying down, closing your eyes, and relaxing?"

Do you think you would sleep better if you worked days?

Is it too obvious to say the trick is to sleep all day?

That's awesome.

OH HEY I just realized even though this thread is floated, those other threads have been unfloated. Works for me. Thanks staff!

Rogue already said he's not responsible for it and is not going to unfloat them, in so many words.

You called my bluff. Well played.

I didn't address you specifically. I don't know who floated the threads. This is directed at the staff in general.

Then the floats would be meaningless.

Nah, even if they were good threads I'd still want them unfloated. Except pics thread and PC help thread. Those can stay floated.

I'm sure the vet's used to it.

ONE OF THE SHITTY PARTS. But yeah, it's so true.

happy birthday!

And yes I realize I just unwittingly opened an invitation for some jerk mod to float this thread.

If we're going to make this place ASMB v2, why don't we try and leave the shitty aspects of it out?