Doom Metal Alchemist

Damn, he wasn't that old, was he??? RIP. He also had a prominent role in Rocko's Modern Life, but I can't remember off-hand what it was.

Heh, I never actually knew the origin of his name. I just assumed he took his initials and inserted the & to reference the candy.

A lot of sandwich shops cut their bread like that though. Instead of two separate slices, they're still attached on one side and the meat and other fillings placed inside like a pocket.

"I love you.... you love me...." "LOVE THIS, MOTHER FUCKER"

That is the largest head to body ratio I've ever seen.

Yup.

Meat between two pieces of bread, sure. If a hamburger can be called a sandwich, so can a hotdog.

.........How young are you planning on her getting a job? We have child labor laws in this country.

I don't know much about fish but the phrase "the Corys" made me want to find pics of Corey Feldman and Cory Haim drawn / photoshopped as fish-people to post.

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who searched for a Girls x Battle cake (and failed).

Happy belated!

Hydra snake oil, you say?

I find it weird you referred to your daughter as "this chick."

Happy birthday! You like Hellsing, right? I remember one of your ASMB names was hellsingfan.

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE

I peel at my toe nails with my fingernails and bite my fingernails, like a barbarian.

Are these supposed to be downvotes?

He already told you; killing him.

Was it A Pimp Named Slickback?

I have no idea how you had scrambled softcore porn but not scrambled hardcore porn.

We've actually had a lot of lineup turnover this past year. But 2 of those three I was talking about above have been with me since the beginning, and the other, while relatively new, I have no doubt he is fully committed.

If you're wondering why he said what he said, it's because it's hard as fuck looking for band members who play drums and/or bass because most aspiring musicians who want to play music in guitar-based genres take up guitar instead of drums and/or bass. This is actually a very real problem.

Jim Carrey's an artist... and a singer? I mean, I know he did vocals for Cannibal Corpse as a goof in a deleted scene from Ace Ventura...

My job My parents' financial and emotional support 3 bandmates who are (or at least seem) as dedicated to our band as I am.