Doom Metal Alchemist

Jerry Stiller and Jason Alexander are Jewish.... no idea if their characters were. Oh wait, the whole point of Festivus was being sick of celebrating Christmas, huh? I guess the Costanzas weren't Jewish then, lol.

Happy birthday!

There's a lot of people who say they are Christian but have pre-marital sex and work on Sundays.

I was thinking that, and especially the next day when turned out she was fine.

That's EXACTLY what I thought of when I read the thread title.

Fucking Internet, and its customary lack of punctuation.

I'd love to work somewhere where a ponytail is unprofessional but wearing it down is fine.

Merry Christmas!

Maybe it's just because I don't drink tea, but I have no idea what skirts, pants, bodies, and skin have to do with tea. Someone enlighten me?

I don't know what the dragon creature is supposed to look like, but I think the brighter green is more visually appealing.

Awesome. Hope it gets more color.

I thought you never leave the attic. Who's watching the TV but you?

That's when pissing on the Ford logo isn't enough, he's gonna take a shit on it.

I don't know... probably around that age as well. I'd like to let all parents know.... I watched all kinds of TV and movies with swearing before I started swearing. What got me swearing was hearing my brother swearing. It's not the media, it's the kids' circle of friends and family.

Late one night I was starting to freak out because I heard what sounded like a baby outside screaming bloody murder. Pretty quickly I came to the conclusion that it was actually a cat. I was still kind of worried it was our outdoor cat though. But I wasn't going to go outside at that time of night or wake up my parents who are far more familiar with our cat than I am.

I'd like to know too. Nabs' link doesn't say whether or not Keanu's involved.

I have no idea why it seems most girls sports programs have male coaches.

EVEN MOUNTAIN DEW????? Or is that ok because it's all artificial?

That put an interesting image in my head...

Vicarious bragging time. When my brother was in high school, he got a "Bear Award" (our mascot was the Bears) for benching 400 lbs. The plaque was hanging up in the school's office. I went to junior high and high school with someone who pitched for the Orioles and Mariners... Didn't fare too well in the majors, unfortunately.... Pitched a season or two in Korea then retired.

I don't know why I didn't predict a balloon joke, but I thought you were going to make a self deprecating joke about you lifting your 600 pound ass everywhere you go. (I actually have no idea if you are fat, thin, or in between, but it matters not for self deprecating humor)

No, but...

Because people on the Internet love making up stupid challenges.

Probably fuggs' tinderonis she told he can't stop posting/talking about her hooha.

Pappy's dry rub 4lyfe.