Doom Metal Alchemist

That's when pissing on the Ford logo isn't enough, he's gonna take a shit on it.

I don't know... probably around that age as well. I'd like to let all parents know.... I watched all kinds of TV and movies with swearing before I started swearing. What got me swearing was hearing my brother swearing. It's not the media, it's the kids' circle of friends and family.

Late one night I was starting to freak out because I heard what sounded like a baby outside screaming bloody murder. Pretty quickly I came to the conclusion that it was actually a cat. I was still kind of worried it was our outdoor cat though. But I wasn't going to go outside at that time of night or wake up my parents who are far more familiar with our cat than I am.

I'd like to know too. Nabs' link doesn't say whether or not Keanu's involved.

I have no idea why it seems most girls sports programs have male coaches.

EVEN MOUNTAIN DEW????? Or is that ok because it's all artificial?

That put an interesting image in my head...

Vicarious bragging time. When my brother was in high school, he got a "Bear Award" (our mascot was the Bears) for benching 400 lbs. The plaque was hanging up in the school's office. I went to junior high and high school with someone who pitched for the Orioles and Mariners... Didn't fare too well in the majors, unfortunately.... Pitched a season or two in Korea then retired.

I don't know why I didn't predict a balloon joke, but I thought you were going to make a self deprecating joke about you lifting your 600 pound ass everywhere you go. (I actually have no idea if you are fat, thin, or in between, but it matters not for self deprecating humor)

No, but...

Because people on the Internet love making up stupid challenges.

Probably fuggs' tinderonis she told he can't stop posting/talking about her hooha.

Pappy's dry rub 4lyfe.

You know from experience?

Alright you want a reply... This person looks like a man dressed as an ugly hipster girl.

Obligatory memes that I myself have created.... The first three are based on a quote from one of the Avengers movies, I think it was Age of Ultron.... Manowar bassist and band leader Joey DeMaio: Nathan Explosion: Ronnie James Dio: This next one, I couldn't resist adding my own contribution to the already vast collection of "But it was me, Dio!" memes out there when I first saw JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: And finally, Manowar singer Eric Adams.... I made this specifically for the purpose when @molarbear posited we should all get haircuts:

So..... You double posted a thread.... edited the title to one to something completely unrelated but didn't change the body?

From the looks of it, not quite as busty as Bowsette (usually looks). She does look very attractive enlarged though, your icon doesn't do her justice.

You should say this more often, zeni.

What in god's name is a plain donut? That sounds like a bagel.

Not as embarrassing as dumpster diving.

"Olive juice you too" drives me nuts. That translates to "I love you you too." He should've just said "Olive juice too."

I loved that one you briefly used where he was smoking looking all deranged. EDIT: Ooh, what about one where he's making out with the pillow pretending it's Marissa Tome? (however you spell her name)

If you go to HR, say something along the lines of "She's creating a hostile work environment." I actually don't know if that phrase is of any significance in Ohio.

When I FINALLY got my job in September I kind of wanted to post either here or on facebook Rush's Working Man for "They call me the working man, 'cause that's what I am," in celebration, because it's been hard as fuck looking for work over the years. So this reply is doing that belatedly.