Doom Metal Alchemist

Your work's wifi seems to be making you double-post a lot.

That's awesome. Kinda sucks they're buying the rights instead of paying royalties though.

Nah, it was literally that the flip-flops were so big on me that they took effort to keep on my feet while sitting.

I didn't watch it much, but from what I remember, it didn't really seemed aimed at kids specifically.

Oops. I was listening to music when I initially bumped this thread, so yeah, concentration and all that.

Oh, I imagined her being filmed eating.

Please dear god tell me that's real.

I'd totally be a male camwhore if doing that kind of thing didn't carry a stigma... and if there was actually demand to see someone like me naked.

I think it was called "Life After Humans."

Yay for having 30 floated threads each Saturday.

As I recall, you are much more fond of the balloons that more resemble boobs than the ones that more resemble dicks.

He's dead against getting employment, even if it means he gets to stare directly at pussy all day e'ry day.

That's awesome, but doesn't Shadow hate all other humans besides you?

I can't tell if you're using that like "you're disgusting," or in the same sense as like, "rad."

"miseraber"?

They believe in Jesus, we believe in us They believe in Jesus, we believe in ourselves

Catch the rainbow!

Soda was invented by "drugists" (basically pharmacists) and marketed as a health drink. Wild knowing what he now know about soda, huh?

*microscope

Only one solution... Shave your head.

"You're so heartless, you did what my two brothers did!"

If it's (seemingly) a random jumble of letters I can't make a simple pronunciation of, I ain't gonna remember it. Also like Sorce said, the transposing of n and m.

You're not even close to the only one. Buddy started calling him benji and I followed suit because it's a good idea.

For many, many years I had flip-flops that were way too big and whenever I was sitting down with them on, I'd inevitably slip them off, regardless of where I was, including in restaurants. Those flip-flops have since broke and now I have much tighter fitting ones, so that probably isn't going to happen anymore.

You mean Helana? I think that was her sn...