Doom Metal Alchemist

And as Axl would say, "welcome to the jungle."

Fall of the Paw Klan. (funny how they spelled klan with a k, was The Foot Klan supposed to be racist or something? )

I hated that song when it is was relevant. I had a very narrow mind when it came to music back then, though. My tastes in music are still very narrow, but now I don't think that any music that doesn't cater to my tastes is objectively bad like I used to, lol.

That sounds kinda like a rip-off of the genius garbage man from Dilbert.

My parents are ALL about the leftovers. It must've been decades since they cooked a meal that was meant for one dinner. Come to think of it, it was probably when my brother moved out, lol. He was an athlete and ate a TON.

I used to have a thing for Christina Miller (I think that was her name, right?).

@empty at a quick glance your avatar looks kinda like Al Bundy in his Polk High uniform.

Fish rape, huh?

And what did you do in Nintendo games? KILL IMAGINARY MONSTERS!

I was April 2004.

Is it just me or does he look kinda like Ted Cruz in the "after" photo?

Apparently you want your feet to literally freeze.

The way I read that rhymed with "butane" and it completely ruined it.

Wasn't that gif @bnmjy likes to post of you and mh fucking? Because whoever the dude in that gif is is fat as fuck.

"Hola"

"Me llamo Christobo." Yes, "Mi nombre es" does translate exactly to "my name is" but Spanish speakers don't say it like that.

LGBT domestic abuse is actually a serious problem, in part because of the way of thinking of the OP....

This is one of the stupidest posts I've ever seen here.

Do you not approve every new registration anymore?

Oh.

Did you miss where he said "Trap Tuesday"?

Goddamnit @Admin_Raptorpat why do you let these bots in here?

But.... that's not breeding.

You were destined to be on Jackass. What happened?

What does this even mean?