Doom Metal Alchemist

That happened to me the last time I made a "there are too many floated threads" thread here.

On mobile that would probably be quite useful, but 99.99% of the time I'm here I'm on a computer.

THIS is the way to handle online haters. You should make these kind of unexpected replies to haters on your blog regularly.

Bluetooth life alert? What?

Titan Maximum You may have already seen this.

That is exactly how long he said he would watch it for.

*cue cheesy informercial cliches THERE'S GOTTA BE A BETTER WAY

He didn't say he was your twin.

Uncle Grandpa.

No.

It could've been worse, he could've let you sit on his nut blanket.

I can't believe people actually used to think that, lol.

There's a hella cute Asian girl I occasionally see at work that I really want to ask out. It looks like she has big boobs, and is kinda chunky in the belly area, but after I thought about it for a minute, I thought, "Maybe she's not fat, but pregnant???" Eh, I don't even know how to not be creepy.

Which obviously means you're afraid of us judging you because you are the weirdest of us all.

I don't know why you think that sign is backwards. Also the lane paint (whatever the fuck you call it) is obviously of broken yellow and solid yellow to control when a driver can and cannot pass due to the possibility of on-coming traffic.

Bessie sounds like a name for a cow. If Bessie is a human woman, please post a pic. If not, ignore this request.

A body part that is almost universally sexualized, but to much bigger proportions than is normally desired by the general public.

Is that John Candy? What is that from?

Probably because he was asking us to PM him our home addresses.

He's the only major party candidate I have heard of who was the official presidential candidate, lost, then was the official presidential candidate for the next election too. I honestly expected him to run against Gore too. Hopefully the democrats don't make the same mistake this next presidential election.

To destroy it from the inside? I haven't gotten that far in any of the series, so whatever.

Latin America has a huge metal following too. Just about any European metal band you can possibly imagine would much rather tour Latin America than the U.S. MAYBE except for the HUGE bands from the UK, like Judas Priest, Ozzy, Black Sabbath, and Iron Maiden. They probably like touring Latin America and the U.S. equally.

Amy Store? What the hell kinda weeb name is that? The one in the top pic did it right.

You didn't do that with your last girlfriend? Anyway, I have yet to do that... An older woman did flash me her boobs in person though. It was so quick and unexpected, I don't even know if she had nipples. Her boobs were obviously implants, I thought maybe she had a double mastectomy as a result of breast cancer, got implants, and has no nipples. I don't know.

Is that the one where Squidward finds himself unemployed and lives with Sponegbob and mooches off him? Because that one's hella old.