Doom Metal Alchemist

Just be glad you can breathe through your nose at all.

Happy birthday!

I haven't not been sober since like, 1999.

"Folk" the World.

Don't have any as of now.

OH GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR WRISTS?

My band gets signed to a label. My band releases an official full length album. I move out of my parents' house. I lose my virginity and/or get a girlfriend.

Probably CDs. Yes, I still buy CDs.

Fox and fucks?

He's still conscious so he's not THAT trashed.

I don't know why tic would completely change his personality like this...

Good to know. Archer taught me Canadians pronounce Z as Zed.

Pat has already said it's neither viper nor mumbo.

Heh, after many years of my parents not giving gifts, they decided to surprise me and my brothers this year. They gave me a card with $100 cash in it. I'll take it!

Where's the giftcard for?

The thing about your point number one is that the stereotype is probably as old as when the Chinese first immigrated to this country which was what, like 100 years ago? The accuracy of the stereotype in the past to what it is/was when you lived there may be vastly different. Just for the fact that the stereotype was so prevalent, that maybe culturally they did everything they could to dispel it. But thank you for the info.

Eh, it's not like I can do better.

Oh Jesus Christ, what fresh hell is this. I didn't actually click play, I just saw the thumbnail.

Dude, I don't want to download a video. But HI GREENY'S HAND

Damn, the one guy with the Costanza avatar has to one-up all the "Happy Festivus" posts with.... that.

American-English R's are even quite different from British-English R's. From what I can tell British-English R's are more similar to German R's than American R's. We Americans are like the only ones who would say an ending r with that rrrrrrrrrrrr rather than a kind of -ah or -uh kind of thing. British person talking about 70s hard rock: "You know who was a great guitah playuh? Michael Schenkuh." German person: "You know who was a great guitah playah? Michael Schenkeh." American person: "You know who was a great guitarrrrrrrrrr playerrrrrrrrrr? Michael Schenkerrrrrrrrrrrrr."

Oh well, thanks for trying.

God, I want to ask more questions but it feels kinda xenophobic to ask the questions I want to ask.

Oh! You still talk to her? Where is she from?

Who's Cookie? You mean @empty? Is he a huge weeb?