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UnevenEdge

Doom Metal Alchemist

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  1. "Seamen" is indeed a word, but not the word you mean.
  2. Funny he's spelling "doughnut" correctly, but not "semen."
  3. Granted, but you only get to control water contained in a drinking glass. I want the power to turn into a dinosaur.
  4. Yeah fuggs, stop eating sailors!
  5. You have the power to fart at will, but every time you do, you shit yourself. I want the power to bring TV shows and movies to life.
  6. Granted, but you have been turned into Billy Mayes. I want the power to make money appear from thin air.
  7. I'm not entirely sure what "complete open boob" is, but I think it's what I want...
  8. Is it considered gay for a girl to be a cheerleader? Or is this some kind of joke inception?
  9. I don't know why in god's name anyone would randomly answer a ringing pay phone. What are the odds it's going to be for you?
  10. Heavy metal hamsters.
  11. For the record, I don't play death metal. The music I listen to and play isn't really filled with hyperbolic sarcasm.
  12. His hair's not long enough.
  13. Jason Statham Samuel L. Jackson
  14. Another thread put this in my mind: Gary Busey.
  15. I'm pretty sure even today no one gives opioids to infants.
  16. I was already 17 at the turn of 21st Century, so I experienced a lot of being parented in the 20th century, but I don't remember my parents ever giving 1 year old me any alcohol as medicine.
  17. I thought Bring it On was about girl cheerleaders.
  18. So, any headshot of Gary Busey?
  19. Is it still on TBS? That's all I care about.
  20. So do I.... Chlorophyll.
  21. I hardly think regular powerade vs sugar-free powerade equals a turf war.
  22. I'm pretty sure I (and also you, apparently) am the only person on Earth who doesn't answer the phone when taking a shit.
  23. Livin' the dream.
  24. I thought you were only interested in rated T or below.
  25. The only guy who managed to trigger MC_GeeGee, at least that I witnessed.
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