Doom Metal Alchemist

The great irony being that you can't sleep for more than 3 hours at a time.

You don't even like dating women 1 year younger than you. You probably don't even like dating women your exact age.

Last year I attempted to ask out a girl (somewhere between 18 and 20) that I thought was hot. Normally I wouldn't go for anyone that young, but she's hot and I felt I had an "in" in that she saw my band play at a concert and proceeded to like our facebook page. She turned me down, and seeing a lot of her facebook posts over the course of almost a year later, I dodged a HUGE fucking bullet. I'll probably try to avoid that age range from now on, if I can help it. But someone as 5ever alone as me, it's hard to be picky with age, as long as she's legal, available, and good looking. Now don't take this as me being like Zeni, I have a coworker that's 5 years older than me I would want to ask out, but she's not available.

He's definitely trolling at least in part, there's no way he doesn't love the shit-flinging he gets here. Whether he uses his honest opinions to get it, who knows.

Yeah I was thinking some sub-genre of punk or grindcore, not death metal.

The fuck, you can't even tell she's a mermaid anymore.

What did they do/say that they don't support the troops?

Celebrity endorsements are getting weird.

I was thinking "good for you" until the pro-tip. You don't know what his ambition is. It could be a passion that doesn't pay a whole lot. I guess if all you care about is money... The singer in my band works fast food. He definitely has a lot of ambition when it comes to music. How long he has been working that job, and how much longer he will be, I don't know. This definitely depends on where this "foreign" homeland is. Europeans tend to be much more open-minded towards sex than Americans. Oh so this whole thread was just an excuse to make another post about MH. Gotcha.

If you like skinny guys with average length dongs, I'll be the stripper. I don't know the first thing about dancing, though.

That took me way too long to get.

All I'm familiar with is Sweet Victory, which was surprisingly really good.

What I thought interesting about that, was when she attacked when (it looked like) he wasn't expecting, she didn't do much damage. Then when she attacked when (you would think) he would be really on guard, she cleaned his clock.

That's not an alt.

Yeah I think double yolks just means that if that egg got fertilized it would've hatched twin chicks. Nothing too special.

Yes, I hated them. Much more than Rick Astley. But I guess that's because I only know Rick Astley from being a meme and his song sung by Brian from Family Guy.

I really did do the absolute bare minimum today.... slept until just before 10:00 PM.

After he makes you cum, he selects "good bye."

Oops, wrong post.

He said "first smash bros brawl" not "first smash bros". Now of course, I don't know what the first Brawl was, but eh.

I mean, I think it's pretty self explanatory... The note said pineapple on pizza is bad.... I downvoted that note....

Interesting. I've literally never been went to twitch before.

@ＲｏｇｕｅＡｌｐｈｏｎｓｅ You know, you could've thrown the straws away and just chugged it.

One time I was waiting in line behind an old lady at a pharmacy and when she was talking to the cashier, I fucking swear to god, her voice sounded EXACTLY like Granny from Squidbillies. It was hard stifling my laughter. Pretty sure I still had a huge grin on my face though.

I fucking HATE wearing socks (or shoes) in the house. Barefoot all the way. Whenever I get home from somewhere, the very first thing I do is take off my shoes and socks. I'll only put on slippers if it's really cold. Otherwise I'm always barefoot around the house. As for the OP, I've grown up in what I would call an upper-middle class home and it's very rare it smells like something's cooking when nothing is actually cooking or has been cooked recently.