Doom Metal Alchemist

I haven't seen much of the show, is that Steven's dad when he was younger?

And an extra large rum?

I can just imagine that poor woman slightly tilting her neck, and her costume hair comes tumbling down.

Garnet's hair looks incredibly uncomfortable to wear.

Why isn't it able to play games anymore?

The host gave him no respect, no respect at all...

This will probably make me sound like a misogynist, but... "enlarges breasts in women."

Were two robot gator penises implied?

Nothing to report yet.

"Sit boy!"

They have to deal with a whole fucking TV crew and cable network executives.

That's infinitely more douchey than vaping.

That's why you... go... with her...?

Guys, countfrylock isn't even here.

You should do what @TrigunBebop did with his irrational fear and turn it into a fetish.

I really wouldn't call this a complaint thread, especially compared to how she would post about her past job(s), ex-roommates, and parents.

I already hated NY'ers food habits with your folding pizza slices like fucking tacos and your anti-ketchup hot dog elitism, but those are small potatoes compared to putting fucking cheese on sweets.

The Internet. You know she's probably already looking at porn on that iphone you bought her, right?

Nah, all you gotta do is take her to the nearest ComicCon / ComicCon-like gathering every year.

Goddamn. I must have a drink with every meal, and even snack. I need something to wash down my food, and often.

I don't know if I would call someone with a beard a "trap." You pretty much know what you're getting.

You don't say.

That sounds more like an anti-weed campaign you're describing. In my lifetime parents have never had any trouble telling their kids why they shouldn't smoke cigarettes.

Oh when I was a kid I was right with the anti smoking ads. Especially the one with the old woman with the hole in her throat that had that scraggly voice. "I had my first cigarette when I was 13..." If there is only one reason why I have never smoked in my life, that ad is probably it.