Doom Metal Alchemist

Oh, lol.

I just realized.... I thought the whole crossing legs thing started because you might be able to see up a girl's skirt if they keep their feet on the ground while sitting. Am I missing something?

That actually has happened to me before. Bleh!

Does she also say "only whores cross their legs"?

Lies, that would require you going upstairs.

Nah, I think I get what he's saying. Sometimes it's a lot easier to keep your emotions in check and your tantrums to yourself IRL then online. IRL you're more afraid of being judged and the shield of anonymity is not there. That's been my experience, anyway.

Not all therapists are so dense to LGBTQ issues. One of my facebook friends is a trans therapist (he's trans himself, I mean). Not saying you should go find yourself another therapist, but if you feel compelled, you can probably find someone on google that is not only properly sensitive to LGBTQ issues, but possibly specializes in them.

Happy birthday! According to google that's a cake^

"It's every patriot's duty to break an unjust rule." ....or something.

Blueberry muffins are great, but I like variety with my sweets.

I don't know, me and poppy seed muffins is like fuggs and dogs.

I've been considering lasik. I saw a TV commercial add that said "starts at $299 per eye." And I'm like "STARTS at???" You mean there's the "good" eye surgery, and the shitty eye surgery???

I thought you weren't supposed to put metal in the microwave.

Blueberry muffins, are pretty great, but chocolate chocolate chips muffins, mmmmmm.... Side note, because of a certain episode of Seinfeld, I am too afraid of eating poppy seed muffins while seeking employment.

You like it rough, huh?

I don't drink alcohol, but the last thing I had to drink was chocolate milk.

When all else fails... Happy birthday, Naraku!

Good name.

When I want ice cream, I want it NOW. depends on how long it's been sitting in the freezer, 5 - 10 seconds.

I do that to soften it up, otherwise it's literally impossible to scoop out. But that reminds me, I'll do the same thing to brownies to try to simulate them being "straight out of the oven."

I haven't seen much of the show, is that Steven's dad when he was younger?

And an extra large rum?

I can just imagine that poor woman slightly tilting her neck, and her costume hair comes tumbling down.

Garnet's hair looks incredibly uncomfortable to wear.