Doom Metal Alchemist

I love pineapple on pizza. I do not like lasagna.

That sucks. Learning my favorite bands' songs was what made playing guitar fun for me initially, but pretty quickly learning to write my own music became infinitely more rewarding over the rest of my lifetime.

Welcome! So how much has katt already told you about us?

You should put in the announcements X amount of dollars of next donations goes to renew spambot protection license.

@wacky1980 how could you not beat these guys to the punch.

Simpsons Calvin and Hobbes did it!

I'm like nabs in that I recognize the negative effect mass cattle farming has on climate change, but I am unlike nabs in that I am not willing to give up eating beef. I will however would be willing to at least try lab-grown meat as a replacement, and if it is the same cost or cheaper, and is tasty, I would probably be willing to use it as a permanent replacement for farmed beef.

molarbear: The story of one fan of 80s Judas Priest who can't come to terms with their earlier, far superior work other than a cover of a folk song. Seriously though, Diamonds and Rust? I mean, it's not bad at all, but come on.

Get out of the old, and into the cold.

I've been awake for over 24 hours. I need to go to bed.

Mix: I don't remember why I chose this name You aren't the first one to tell me this. And you won't be the last. Observe: Oh come on, Zeni isn't a cannibal...

You are/were a brony, right? Happy birthday!

Beats me: A guide to making rap beats by PhilosopherStoned

If nothing else, my (lack of) dance moves will assure me leaving with my v-card.

I wanted to say "it makes your hairs stand on end, which makes it easier to shave them," but I see people have beaten me with actual facts.

Did this coincide with you quitting caffeine?

Jesus fucking Christ, how slow do you have to be going for SEMIs to pass you???? I don't know if it varies by state or whatever, but around here on roads where the speed limit is 65, the speed limit for semis is 55 on those same roads.

A trucker (probably inadvertently) tried to kill me once. I was driving next to it, like even with its middle, and it started merging into my lane without any warning. My only hope was to quickly go to the next lane barely even checking for traffic on the other side of me. I like to think that guy was awake for an absurd amount of time, and not just a fucking asshole.

If you watch Drew Carey's old stand up, he was fucking hilarious. At least Steve Harvey gets to (try to) be funny on Family Feud. I have no idea why Drew is letting his talent go to waste.

Is it coffee?

This should say, "Whateva! I do what I want!"

Naraku4656: The REAL meaning behind the seemingly random numbers

I only know what "a bump" is because one of my band members made a joke about it at practice last week. There's been many people in (and out) of my band, and I am the only one I am absolutely positive has never done hard drugs (it is possible two former members never did hard drugs either).

Oops.

Anyway, the coffee before work typically doesn't help me enough... Apparently it's "strong", going by what the coffee maker says.... So I've taken to drinking Mountain Dew and eating lots of sugary snacks to get energy at work. I'm thinking of buying 5 Hour Energy in bulk off Amazon and seeing if that works well so I can stop giving myself diabetes.