Doom Metal Alchemist

I would make it something from Chrono Trigger. Crono himself, the Chrono Egg, that old dude at The End of Time, the ship Epoch, the Nu....

"Confederate States America"? Did they decide "of" is a word only used by yankee bastards?

I was thinking last night I need to email Sketchers that the laces they put in their shoes are too fucking long. I always double-knot them and I STILL always step on them. Gah!

Uh, here. *hands you a blade of crab grass*

THEY'RE CALLED "HUSBANDOS," WHAT KIND OF WEEB ARE YOU? GOD!

I must be doing something wrong then. I only got friends as an adult when I formed a band. And my only friends are my band members, + one band members' adult son.

I thought you didn't need to shave. Shenanigans!

"Honestly he's not a bad dude." Doesn't sound like it's Packard.

I need to hear this story. I hope it was a heated argument over "your waifu is shit", who is best girl, or what popular anime series are terrible.

It wasn't Rodney Dangerwheels, was it?

I mean, in that same era, any adult clip found on the Internet was 30 seconds MAX.

This. Well, unless you count scrambled Pay Per View / cable porn. Then there's also adult shows like HBO's Real Sex that I possibly saw before the Internet. Eh.

Thanksgiving and Christmas are the only holidays I get off work. Thanksgiving doesn't affect me this year, as I don't work on Thursdays anyway, but Christmas falls on a work day for me. Yay!

Cassandra Petersen looks infinitely better as herself than as Elvira.

He means you're sharp.

1. Ronnie James Dio 2. Eric Adams 3. I don't know, maybe Johan Lanquist?

Fuck craigslist. I don't know if I would say I had much luck with sites like Monster, CareerBuilder, Indeed, etc, but they're better than craigslist.

That's a part of it. But I had a big crush on her before I noticed how nice her boobs are. She's just a hottie.

I could've sworn after the shitstorm that happened over Apple Maps it was announced that iPhones switched back to Google Maps. My iPhone is hella old, so I think it always had Google Maps, so I don't know first hand.

You may appreciate the spoken word intro to this song:

Ugh. I have an automatic and none of that sounds fun. I'd have to try it the next time I get in my car, but I can't imagine being able to work the brake pedal with my left foot because of the steering wheel being in the way.

Brony alert!

2 hours makes a HUGE difference. I try to go to bed one hour earlier than I used to on work nights, and it made a huge difference. When I went to bed at 10:00 I was always tired, sluggish, and miserable at work. Since I started doing my best to go to bed by 9:00, I've always been far more energetic at work and no where near as miserable.

Packard's basically the only one here who can make me break my vow of not shit-slinging over the Internet. EDIT: Maybe bucket too. 15 years ago though? RAAAAAAAAGE.

Using cocaine on a bar toilet. I don't often go to bars, especially not biker bars, but I got kinda a funny story. A while ago I drove out to Apple Valley, California, for Throwback Metal Fest III (or was it Metal Throwback Fest III?) held at a combination restaurant / bar / inn. There were 12 bands playing through 2 days, but I only cared to see one certain band, called Emerald. Anyway, pretty soon after I got there, I figured I should try to take a shit so I don't have to go during the band's set. Well, I'm STRUGGLING. It takes me a while. When I come out, there's one dude pissing at the urinal and another dude at the sink talking to him. While I'm washing my hands, the guy at the sink asks me, "got any cocaine?" I tell him no, then he kids me that I must've been doing cocaine since I was in the stall for so long and keeps trying to egg me on. Then when I started getting paper towels to dry my hands, the guy at the urinal was like, "No one doing cocaine uses the paper towel machine!" In an effort to vouch for me. I thought that was a pretty dumb encounter at first, but later in the night, I went back to the bathroom, this time to take a piss.... I'm at the urinal, and in the stall I hear a HUGE *sniff* a deep breath, and while my back is still turned, whoever was in there exited the stall and bathroom without washing his hands. Then I thought, "Maybe that weird guy had a point" lol.