Doom Metal Alchemist

Would eugenics say she should be sterilized because of being deaf and blind?

So's your mom OOOOOOOOH

*raises hand*

I'm honestly wondering if I ever even had to a shot to begin with.

Nope, face to face, at work.

lol I already had to shoo away a hooker...

Meh, I don't know that song. How about something more to my musical tastes?

6 months from starting to date someone to being engaged sounds like an incredibly short amount of time.... I'm thinking either a) she was dating / engaged the whole time or b) she got back together with an ex she had a lot of history with and they decided to make it official. But I'm just speculating. EDIT: And the for the record, there was no master plan. I didn't know what the fuck I was doing. I think this thread itself makes that quite clear.

Hey if I had any clue how to court a woman I wouldn't have posted this thread.

WELP I finally pulled the trigger, and long story short, she has a fiance. For a while I was all 💔but after a while i was feeling pretty good. At least I did it, and now I can move on.

Happy birthday! 🍰

Pumpkin pie and pumpkin pie flavored ice cream is all of the "pumpkin spice" stuff I do.

I saw an opportunity to make a joke with a Futurama reference, so I took it.

There's a band called U.S. Christmas. I think they play doom metal. But I can't bring myself to check them out because of that stupid name.

Robots Great Balls don't say, "ye."

That bottle represents @Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung's nose.

Haha, is that "the dreaded candiru" (guessing on the spelling) The Monarch mentioned in that one episode of The Venture Brothers?

Well, that too.

Maybe that video was taken on Cinco de Mayo.

It's not even remotely obvious that those are fish. Looks more like worms to me.

Well how often do you run across pumpkin or apple pie anyway? Like twice a year?

I think she's just in the mood to party. If the gif continued we'd see her dancing to the fridge to get some booze.

A lot of people would not only say is the lazy Mexican stereotype not true, but the truth is much closer to the exact polar opposite of that stereotype.

Now that I think about it, I've seen interviews with an (I think now ex-) AS executive named Nick something that was largely responsible for all the Tim and Eric shit. He said he knew the fans hated them but he was sticking to his guns because he loved them. Whether or not that Nick guy was responsible for Tim and Eric-like content not made by Tim and Eric themselves, I don't know.

I have an uncle who loves pumpkin pie too.