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    This may be a stupid question, but.... does Zelda wield a sword in anything other than that one CD-I game?
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    Oh look, a perfect excuse to slap your titties. >_>
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    Pump-ing-iron-kin?
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    Ah yes, the lesser known Boston Snow Party. Not quite as famous as The Boston Tea Party, but no less rebellious. TAKE YOUR GODDAMN SNOW BACK YOU FUCKIN TORYS
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    .................It was one of Packard's toaster oven pork chops, wasn't it?
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    More like 24 inches OF bust, amirite or amirite?
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    The article in the OP says she was also the president of AS.... isn't / wasn't Lazzo the president of AS?
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    Who the hell are all these guests? Why would there ever be any non-members on here?
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    I ate with my parents.
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    He is?
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    You got me beat. I've been drunk once.
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    You're worse than Hitler.
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    Is it just me or does broccoli being cooked smell EXACTLY like farts? Like broccoli is just farts in solid form.
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    My mom makes lasagna that everyone but me loves. I'm part Italian but really the only Italian food I like is pizza.
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    I hate cans of peas too.
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    I don't know if I've had pecan pie. Hell, I would welcome my face being shoved in one, at least I'd get to try it.
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    Most overrated dessert is cheesecake. So there!
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    I like his guitar.
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    How are you playing Game Boy games with someone in Brazil?
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    Epic mullet made even more epic by being coupled with the mustache.
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    Just put sun block on it, as a bonus it doubles as a lube to help you fap.
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    I hope there was no one in there.
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    @

    Doom Metal Alchemist replied to Cau's topic in Free-For-All

    Is @Rogue_Alphonse taggable now?
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    And the wind.
  25. Doom Metal Alchemist
    And the ozone layer.
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