Doom Metal Alchemist

My only advice is to get a good therapist.

Dammit, I was gonna post that.

Oooh, SO close. The meme says it's the official name, while the two articles say it's an informal name. It is cool that it is commonly used by paleontologists, though.

You know they'll grow back, right? Women don't get waxed in various places because they never have to do it again. I pluck my nose hairs when they get too out of control.

I think The Yardbirds have a different song by the same title.

Not to mention that's the way most people word it anyway.

Is that an Accord or Civic? Or is it not a Honda and you were just agreeing with my "whatever car your parents owned" comment? My first car was an Accord handed down to me by my parents, but it looked very different from that, but from what I understand, Accords even one year older than mine looked like the picture you posted.

I guess it applies to acting out directly at your parents, because how do you not get caught doing that? The whole point is to get caught.

ALMOST all of these I either agree wholeheartedly with or I'm just indifferent to. Gender reversal, but it's not THAT uncommon for me to see a fat or kinda chunky chick and desire her sexually. The one I disagree with is the one about the shorts. Shorts aren't even the same thing as pants. They're shorts. Just because both shorts and pants cover your ass and genitals doesn't mean they serve the same function. Some I REALLY agree with: Nickelback sucks, but they didn't suck any more than the vast majority of popular rock / hard rock bands of their era. That was the most abysmal era for mainstream rock and there was far worse than Nickelback. Even the characters in One Piece that are supposed to be hot are ugly. The ones that are meant to be ugly are pure nightmare fuel. But that's not the biggest reason I hate One Piece. They do things that are obviously trying to cater to quite a young audience like omnipresent really exaggerated facial expressions and acting, but fans swear up and down it's for adults. Bullshit. What age did you start watching it and become a fan, again?

My friend that I've known for a little over year and has a 6 year old daughter told me he doesn't spank or hit his daughter because it doesn't teach them anything other than to use violence. People always say, "I got spanked and I turned out fine." Ok, but did a spanking cause you to stop misbehaving? No, right? Being beaten or spanked doesn't make a kid act any better at all, it just makes them be more careful to not getting caught. My friend said he had a very physically abusive father and that is what he did as a kid. Didn't stop doing bad things, just became more careful not to get caught.

I thought teens either owned Honda Civics (or was that just when I was younger?) or whatever their parents own(ed) that they handed down to them.

Good. Strictly speaking about TODAY I worked from midnight to 4:30 AM (my shift started 6:00 PM last night), but now it's my weekend so everything's cool.

I can't in good conscious claim I've gotten thousands of handjobs over my lifetime.

Around here it's not like everybody does that, but there's always SOME asshole doing that and holding everyone up. What I really fucking hate is when there's three lanes, the guy in the far right lane is going exactly the speed limit (that's ok), the guy in the middle lane is going like two miles over the speed limit, and the guy in the far left lane is going 5 miles BELOW the speed limit. RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE. And this is late at night / early in the morning when there's hardly anyone on the road. RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE. I don't know what it is about late night / early morning where people think it's acceptable to go slow as all fuck in any lane but the slow lane, but they do.

You seem to just know what to order for the best value. McDonald's has this thing where you get a 20 piece nuggets for $5. Great value. They have this thing were you get any drink (except maybe coffee? I actually have no idea about that) any size for $1.00. Great value, especially if you get large. However, I remember when a "value meal" at McDonald's cost $3.00 and some change. Now it's more like $7.00 or $8.00 and some change, just like the other places. And last I saw the dollar menu at McDonald's everything on it cost $2.00 and some change. I think they did away with dollar menu and started calling it "the value menu" because I guess they couldn't in good conscious call it "the dollar menu" when everything on it cost $3.00 and some change, which last I looked everything does (and these are not combos, mind you). And BK has similar deals to the ones you get at McDonald's as I posted above. They also have 10 nuggets for like $1.69. Mix and match any 2 sandwiches for $6.00 as someone else above mentioned. Although I don't know how much value that adds once you buy the drink. And Wendy's has the 4 for $4.00 (I'm a big fan of that, but Wendy's isn't very close to where I live), and Carl's Jr. has the $5 big boxes I think they're called? But just about any place you go to get a traditional "value meal" / "combo" you're going to pay $8 - $9 and some change.

That's definitely understandable.

Ok, yeah, I see it now. "WHAT IS THIS? A WORD FOR ANTS?"

@mthor you thought you were a grammar Nazi.

It's not just BK, McDonald's and Jack in the Box too.

I never bothered to get any of their albums, but they were way better than the vast majority of rock that was popular when they came out, judging by that lead single.

That's not fapping. That's like me fapping and saying I got a handjob.

I'm not a big fan of humungously pregnant bellies, but boobs swollen with milk? Sign me up!

What part(s) of your body did it touch? If I walked my face into a spider web I would be forever traumatized. If it got bare skin anywhere else, I'd probably be hella grossed out for a while, but ok. If just got on my clothes, I'd just be mildly disappointed that my clothes got that dirty.

Are you a ginger?