Doom Metal Alchemist

Happy birthday!

NONE OF YOU FUCKERS

That fooled me for a second.

NONE OF YOU FUCKERS

So old that not even viagra can help the ED.

Is the plate floating on the water or resting on your foot?

I don't know if you intentionally used 'week' instead of 'weak', but I agree with it anyway.

You would be right on both counts.

I guess Nabs wasn't the only one who made a deal with rainman.

I don't know how anyone could possibly sleep in a porta potty.

Is that Mario with gynecomastia?

....Does that mean I can pay by jacking off at the cash register?

Must not have been a very scary story after all.

Since when does the flying spaghetti monster have HypnoToad eyes?

I don't understand what college football has to do with quitting the boards.

No, I remember your pube-stache well. I didn't say I was the only one whose facial hair comes in unevenly.

Pretty much the only thing that can give me a bad day right now is work, and if I have a bad day at work, that probably means I'm really tired, so I just go right to bed.

I hate shaving, but my facial hair doesn't grow evenly.

Porta-John, I guess.

Hey, at least he doesn't have to worry about Norman Bates.

I'm not talking about removing the section where people hooked up for sex. I used to constantly look in the musicians posting in the community section. Constantly turned into once a week. Now it's more like once every two weeks. And there was yesterday morning. In just a few minutes of browsing, and only looking at a few posts that interested me, I saw at LEAST five posts that included stuff like, "No fairies", "no minorities", and people actually listing that they are white in their posts. Other than yesterday, I don't think I have ever seen that in these posts in all of my time browsing that section, and it has been a LOT. Like, what the fuck?