Doom Metal Alchemist

I guess Nabs wasn't the only one who made a deal with rainman.

I don't know how anyone could possibly sleep in a porta potty.

Is that Mario with gynecomastia?

....Does that mean I can pay by jacking off at the cash register?

Must not have been a very scary story after all.

Since when does the flying spaghetti monster have HypnoToad eyes?

I don't understand what college football has to do with quitting the boards.

No, I remember your pube-stache well. I didn't say I was the only one whose facial hair comes in unevenly.

Pretty much the only thing that can give me a bad day right now is work, and if I have a bad day at work, that probably means I'm really tired, so I just go right to bed.

I hate shaving, but my facial hair doesn't grow evenly.

Porta-John, I guess.

Hey, at least he doesn't have to worry about Norman Bates.

I'm not talking about removing the section where people hooked up for sex. I used to constantly look in the musicians posting in the community section. Constantly turned into once a week. Now it's more like once every two weeks. And there was yesterday morning. In just a few minutes of browsing, and only looking at a few posts that interested me, I saw at LEAST five posts that included stuff like, "No fairies", "no minorities", and people actually listing that they are white in their posts. Other than yesterday, I don't think I have ever seen that in these posts in all of my time browsing that section, and it has been a LOT. Like, what the fuck?

My only advice is to get a good therapist.

Dammit, I was gonna post that.

Oooh, SO close. The meme says it's the official name, while the two articles say it's an informal name. It is cool that it is commonly used by paleontologists, though.

You know they'll grow back, right? Women don't get waxed in various places because they never have to do it again. I pluck my nose hairs when they get too out of control.

I think The Yardbirds have a different song by the same title.

Not to mention that's the way most people word it anyway.

Is that an Accord or Civic? Or is it not a Honda and you were just agreeing with my "whatever car your parents owned" comment? My first car was an Accord handed down to me by my parents, but it looked very different from that, but from what I understand, Accords even one year older than mine looked like the picture you posted.

I guess it applies to acting out directly at your parents, because how do you not get caught doing that? The whole point is to get caught.

ALMOST all of these I either agree wholeheartedly with or I'm just indifferent to. Gender reversal, but it's not THAT uncommon for me to see a fat or kinda chunky chick and desire her sexually. The one I disagree with is the one about the shorts. Shorts aren't even the same thing as pants. They're shorts. Just because both shorts and pants cover your ass and genitals doesn't mean they serve the same function. Some I REALLY agree with: Nickelback sucks, but they didn't suck any more than the vast majority of popular rock / hard rock bands of their era. That was the most abysmal era for mainstream rock and there was far worse than Nickelback. Even the characters in One Piece that are supposed to be hot are ugly. The ones that are meant to be ugly are pure nightmare fuel. But that's not the biggest reason I hate One Piece. They do things that are obviously trying to cater to quite a young audience like omnipresent really exaggerated facial expressions and acting, but fans swear up and down it's for adults. Bullshit. What age did you start watching it and become a fan, again?

My friend that I've known for a little over year and has a 6 year old daughter told me he doesn't spank or hit his daughter because it doesn't teach them anything other than to use violence. People always say, "I got spanked and I turned out fine." Ok, but did a spanking cause you to stop misbehaving? No, right? Being beaten or spanked doesn't make a kid act any better at all, it just makes them be more careful to not getting caught. My friend said he had a very physically abusive father and that is what he did as a kid. Didn't stop doing bad things, just became more careful not to get caught.

I thought teens either owned Honda Civics (or was that just when I was younger?) or whatever their parents own(ed) that they handed down to them.