Doom Metal Alchemist

FUCK YOU I WILL NOT CALM DOWN

To be fair, I don't have a desk job. I want carbs to keep me energized.

"Hell yeah, black kid in time out in a corner. That's what I'm talking about!"

I can make it rain. *showers stripper with 100 dollar bills*

Clayton Kershaw officially retires from the playoffs; continues regular season career.

Wouldn't that be more suicide than murder?

I'm glad I'm not the only one who remembers those.

Thank you for bringing up his hair. Al seriously needs to go back to the 'fro, glasses, and mustache look. Fuck this wavy-long hair, clean shaven and contacts (or lasik) business. He had a one of a kind iconic look, now he looks just like any other musician. Someone post that to his twitter for me.

WTF kinda crappy basket has a hole in the bottom that the contents fall through? They should've called it hoopball.

Neurosis of the Liver. My first thought was actually Neuroses of the Liver, but then it dawned on me that the singular actually sounds more like cirrhosis. I wouldn't actually use this name, it might fit like punk, grindcore, death metal, or thrash metal.... I don't play any of those genres.

I eat a slice of pizza at lunch every single work day.

That looks like it was made in PowerPoint like 20 years ago.

Basket is the small hand-held thing for when you don't plan on buying many / big things.

It's the combination of the glasses, the hair, and the mustache. He might have more facial hair (he's shown selfies with more facial hair) but it's hidden with shadows so in the pic it looks like he just has a mustache.

Taken another direction, TokN can also be an app that is very relevant to the interests of a lot of people here...

I like this theory.

1 and also 1.

Happy belated!

I got nothing.

I've never been a Pokemon fan. Except on nights where I come home from work early in the morning, I pretty much always fall sleep with AS on, been like this for over 15 years. There was a while in college where Pokemon would always be on when I'd wake up, so that's how I was exposed to it.

That's a fine theory of how Pokemon got their names, but then why are there no animals known as "bark" "meow" "chirp" "roar", "oink", "cluck" "gobble", etc.?

I don't know enough about Pokemon to know what Mewtwo says, so I guess I'm gonna have to take your word for it...

...What? That's like Sponges' name is Girlfriend. I like what you're doing in spirit, though.

....except Meowth. Change my mind.

Blue. No, yellooooooooooooooooooooooow.... But seriously, blue. Probably has something to do with my blue baby blanky.