Doom Metal Alchemist

That looks like it was made in PowerPoint like 20 years ago.

Basket is the small hand-held thing for when you don't plan on buying many / big things.

It's the combination of the glasses, the hair, and the mustache. He might have more facial hair (he's shown selfies with more facial hair) but it's hidden with shadows so in the pic it looks like he just has a mustache.

Taken another direction, TokN can also be an app that is very relevant to the interests of a lot of people here...

I like this theory.

1 and also 1.

Happy belated!

I got nothing.

I've never been a Pokemon fan. Except on nights where I come home from work early in the morning, I pretty much always fall sleep with AS on, been like this for over 15 years. There was a while in college where Pokemon would always be on when I'd wake up, so that's how I was exposed to it.

That's a fine theory of how Pokemon got their names, but then why are there no animals known as "bark" "meow" "chirp" "roar", "oink", "cluck" "gobble", etc.?

I don't know enough about Pokemon to know what Mewtwo says, so I guess I'm gonna have to take your word for it...

...What? That's like Sponges' name is Girlfriend. I like what you're doing in spirit, though.

....except Meowth. Change my mind.

Blue. No, yellooooooooooooooooooooooow.... But seriously, blue. Probably has something to do with my blue baby blanky.

No. It holds the gun while I rob banks.

Roll it into a burrito? Roll it into an M like shape? Touch your nose with it?

I remember pretty much nothing about it.

Get that shit away from us and give us a Jack-O-Lantern of peace instead. *points to the calendar*

What is that, some company doing their knock-off of Apple's i[Word] branding?

Why on earth...

Ok, maybe replace "thought they weren't gonna get caught" with the slightly different "didn't think they were gonna get caught."

Think about this.... Every criminal that got caught, probably thought they weren't gonna get caught. Why would they have committed the crime if they thought they'd get caught?

I didn't like it. "6 people liked my post? Cool." "Oh, it's just duzi."

Never played that game. For all I know it could be hard as Dragon's Lair.