Doom Metal Alchemist

Yes, the legal diving ages for men and women should be raised to 19 1/2 and 21 respectively. And fathers should be required by law to drive their sons and daughters wherever they want or need to go whenever they want or need to go until they are of legal driving age. Have fun with that, dude who wrote that. As for "which one of you fucks was it", I didn't see it myself as I guess I was late to the party, but bucket once had quite the reputation as a He-Man Woman-Hater.

You know what's "fun" in San Francisco? When there's a stop sign at the top of a hill, so when you take your foot off the break to transition to the gas pedal when it's your turn to cross the intersection, your car starts rolling backwards down the hill for a couple seconds. Is there some strategy to this I don't know about?

A vengeful, wrathful God.

Happy birthday! Open the spoiler to reveal a hooha cake, just for you!

You know what I haven't seen yet? You posting, "kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me".

.....I would definitely quit that job.

Is that a Freddy Krueger sweater? Also I hope after you won and took off the mask you were more talkative and jovial to show everyone you're not really creepy. 😂

These choices are terrible. No turkey, no roast beef...

They should just cancel it. Robert was my favorite character from the show. RIP

Stolen from The Far Side:

Are you stealing MilkLover's King of the Hill quote thread schtick?

The buzzing must've been driving you mad.

I guess that's ok then. *sniffle*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Jaquio is such a cool name.

He has sex with cars.

Yesterday a really weird part of my dream was that I hadn't pooped in days and I was getting ready to and was worried it was gonna hurt.

IDEALLY I would always sleep with a comforter.... but a good bit of summer nights it's just too goddamn hot. I only wear a shirt to bed when it's cold. I'm always wearing at least shorts though (long pants when it's cold).

@Admin_Raptorpat we need a vomit react, STAT!

Maybe it's just because I've been medicated for so long, but unless the argument is really serious, I generally don't try to keep arguing too long.

I / we had the NES, the VHS with VCR and camcorder, and I watched The Real Ghostbusters. Never a fan of Saved By the Bell, but it was on when I was a kid. Our couch wasn't quite that ugly. I don't think any of our CRT TVs looked like that.

The Seth Rogen / Matt Stone amalgamation?

Remember when you were a kid and you got the internet and your parents were like, "Never tell anyone your name, anything about where you live, where you go to school, your email, your age," blah blah blah... How things have changed.

Don't ask me, I eat like every couple hours, lol.

If you're not driving anywhere, then forego sleep! Until you actually do get tired enough to sleep, since you have no obligations.