Doom Metal Alchemist

@Mix you weren't too far off. In fact, you could probably say you were right but barely scratched the surface.

Hey! Let me have this one!

Goddamn it now I have to bring this up: "Asian women have small boobs" is not a thing.

Stupid / ignorant white person question warning: Is there any grain of truth to the "black people don't swim" stereotype? Where did it come from? Me, as a white kid, absolutely would have swam it, but as a white adult, I would much rather walk it any day of the week.

So Christmas is White Jesus' birthday and Christmas Eve is Black Jesus' birthday?

They should change your name to NaBedrock.

"It's ok! We just bought TP at Costco and the toilet needs cleaning anyway."

Tell them all you want for Christmas is for them to attend your gigs and laugh their asses off.

What, you're not going to get enough of that tomorrow?

I would say he sounds like me in the future, except I wouldn't enlist in the military for all the tiddies in the world. And I love latinas too.

Douglas Firs. Because it's Christmas (Eve).

More like legit WHITENING, amirite?

Protip: Don't ask a dude for a dick pic unless you REALLY want to see it.

Mix is a funny motherfucker.

Compared to you, maybe.

It's moot anyway, I just realized cracky was an IBer.

All IBers are younger than me. Unless Pooh and / or Katt consider themselves IBers, but I don't think they do.

You spoony bard!

I was 13 in '96.

This. This. This. This.

I thought ASMB itself wasn't a part of that, just the guy happened to be a former ASMBer was very noteworthy to us.

I don't pay for any of my porn (sorry poof).

I didn't mean "which" I meant "what the hell are you talking about, I don't remember any FBI incident." Oh. I think I have a vague recollection of that, but I thought you meant the ACTUAL FBI.

....what FBI stuff?

Were you an IBer? I remember you from as early as 2004, but at that time I was equally parts IBer, Babbler, and Ranter, so I don't know if I saw you in IB specifically.