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Doom Metal Alchemist

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  1. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Who the hell are all these guests? Why would there ever be any non-members on here?
  2. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I ate with my parents.
  3. Doom Metal Alchemist
    He is?
  4. Doom Metal Alchemist
    You got me beat. I've been drunk once.
  5. Doom Metal Alchemist
    You're worse than Hitler.
  6. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Is it just me or does broccoli being cooked smell EXACTLY like farts? Like broccoli is just farts in solid form.
  7. Doom Metal Alchemist
    My mom makes lasagna that everyone but me loves. I'm part Italian but really the only Italian food I like is pizza.
  8. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I hate cans of peas too.
  9. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I don't know if I've had pecan pie. Hell, I would welcome my face being shoved in one, at least I'd get to try it.
  10. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Most overrated dessert is cheesecake. So there!
  11. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I like his guitar.
  12. Doom Metal Alchemist
    How are you playing Game Boy games with someone in Brazil?
  13. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Epic mullet made even more epic by being coupled with the mustache.
  14. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Just put sun block on it, as a bonus it doubles as a lube to help you fap.
  15. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I hope there was no one in there.
  16. Doom Metal Alchemist

    @

    Doom Metal Alchemist replied to Cau's topic in Free-For-All

    Is @Rogue_Alphonse taggable now?
  17. Doom Metal Alchemist
    And the wind.
  18. Doom Metal Alchemist
    And the ozone layer.
  19. Doom Metal Alchemist
    This is as close as I could find to what I was looking for:
  20. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I'll accept "mind of an artist."
  21. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Never.
  22. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Sorry, mthor is our resident grammar Nazi curmudgeon, we don't need another one.
  23. Doom Metal Alchemist
    The second one. I don't want the first one to exist.
  24. Doom Metal Alchemist
    There's better classical instruments than the bassoon.
  25. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Happy birthday helpme! Happy birthday other viper!
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