Doom Metal Alchemist

ACTUALLY from 2015 to 2016 I took several coding classes at the local community college and the explanation made sense. I was correct in that I didn't fully understand what the bug was about in the first place. I thought it was just about the computer time-stamping things, not users entering in dates into databases.

Trump would be the more obvious comparison. 😀 But I guess South Park did that joke already.

Cue @Quackers with the copypasta.

Maybe I don't fully understand this bug.... because the computer's "internal clock" or whatever only used two digits to determine what year it was, a user couldn't enter a four digit date into a database by way of typing it with the keyboard?

I hope you find this path suits you. 😁

Fireworks weren't the only things making loud bangs all night, amirite?

Hooooooooooooooold on a minute here, as a very shy guy (lol Mario 2) heading straight into grab-ass without much if any attempt at an actual relationship is the complete antithesis of "shy and not wanting to push things."

I mean, short of plastic surgery, what else can you do to change your appearance other than dye your hair a different color, grow it out (if currently short, otherwise cut it if currently long), shave off your facial hair (or grow some if you don't have any already) and wear clothes you (presumably) don't normally wear?

That was an amazing Star Wars reference. An incredibly nerdy reference in an anecdote that is otherwise pretty much the antithesis to nerdy.

I think "beating naked dude's dick" makes more sense considering common slang.

Holy shit, are you trying your hand at comedy?

And apparently part Irish, judging by that one thread?

But then why's the naked woman there?

He probably should've worded it "beat a naked dude's ass."

Are you talking about your dick, or a literal balloon you purchased online and then inflated with your breath?

Mix totally wanted it.

I just had a thought.... Heavy metal as a music genre is rife with bands whose lyrics center around Christianity, and VERY rife with bands whose lyrics center around Satanism, and there are bands whose lyrics center around other various religions..... The singer in my band, who writes our lyrics, believes in pretty out there stuff, if I send him a link to your manifesto (or whatever you call it) and we want to center our lyrics around your religion of time, would you give us your blessing?

I don't understand. I get "Sonic" and I get "Screwdriver," But I don't know "Sonic Screwdriver."

Probably since computers as we know them didn't exist until like, what, the 1960s?

I wonder if the new year's ball drop is like intentionally some kind of symbolism for someone's testicles dropping. Someone help me out here.

Sometimes I feel Like I'm dying at dawn

I don't know, did he really? "Completely change your appearance, then you will be sexy."

Hell yeah.

I gave this post a like purely for "fuck [Mavis Beacon]."

In the past people didn't have shit like Turbo Tax and Credit Karma to do the work for them.