Doom Metal Alchemist

As a lifelong Californian I'm not exposed to southern accents too much outside of TV and movies... The first time I heard Paula Deen open her mouth I decided then and there I will never set foot in the south. I posted about that in IB and Southern IBers told me her accent is fake / exaggerated, so, eh...

.................Yes.

Pay off my student loans. Buy a professional recording studio and hire professional audio engineers and producers to help me and my band record all of my music. ALL of it.

I'm gonna grab you in the tit in retaliation. Yeah.... retaliation...

All I can think of is I can play the Temple of Time theme and A Long Way to Go (Final Fantasy IV) on the guitar.

OMG lesans_muse and sharky in one thread!

Yeah, but why plural?

Hopefully for them it won't turn out as disastrous as the 1-31-2007 ATHF marketing campaign.

Happy birthday!

Believe it or not, I got that phrase from Garfield.

I definitely remember him as JustinCoherent, I don't at all recall JustinOther.

"Bitches"? How many people do you think lasty is?

The last Zelda game I played was Majora's Mask, so I did not know that. Because of all the game's I missed out on, I felt it necessary to preface with "this may be a stupid question, but..." 😁

For me it's like my dreams where I'm driving alone but I'm somehow doing it from the back seat.

I always have my car windows up while listening to music in the car for the same reasons stated above. If I do a shitty job of parking my car, I back out of my space and do it again, correctly. When I'm shopping at a record store, if I was carrying a CD because I was planning on buying it, but then changed my mind, I put it back in its correct place. If I'm pissing at a public toilet, I lift the seat up, because people who piss all over the seat and don't clean it up should be drug out into the street and shot.

You blew the opportunity to say "867-5309."

A little early for 4th of July supplies, isn't it? You should be getting festive Christmas ones instead.

This may be a stupid question, but.... does Zelda wield a sword in anything other than that one CD-I game?

Oh look, a perfect excuse to slap your titties. >_>

Pump-ing-iron-kin?

Ah yes, the lesser known Boston Snow Party. Not quite as famous as The Boston Tea Party, but no less rebellious. TAKE YOUR GODDAMN SNOW BACK YOU FUCKIN TORYS

.................It was one of Packard's toaster oven pork chops, wasn't it?

More like 24 inches OF bust, amirite or amirite?

The article in the OP says she was also the president of AS.... isn't / wasn't Lazzo the president of AS?