Doom Metal Alchemist

You forgot to mention the introduction Balloon!

Have you seen how spectacularly Professor Chaos' attempts at being evil fail? I fully believe that if ghost becomes full on evil he can bring it upon himself to switch a couple of plates at a restaurant so the wrong person gets the wrong order.

Are females incapable of theft now?

The irony in this statement.

Are guns really Medieval?

Padme.

What does evil swim in?

The thing about that is, the entire series felt like filler at one point. I tried watching The Final Act, but just didn't care about it at all by that point.

If it was legal to do so, I probably would.

You double-posted that thread. You sure you're looking at the right one?

They're over there in their room.

Do you watch other dudes masturbate?

Uh, you do know sponges is literally trying to start his own cult, right?

Is Princess Peach fat???

Happy belated birthday mthor and others! This is the best I could do for a Zorak cake:

But.... there is light in space. If there wasn't, nothing in space would be visible.

My first thought was Pan, but what about Baphomet?

HELPS STOP CROSSPOSTING PLEASE

Fixed.

I mean I was a 102 lb 16 year old drinking for the first time in my life.... And I never said I was wasted or anything either. Don't remember if I drank that on an empty stomach or not.

I have only been drunk once, back somewhere around 1999 (though the alcohol snobs here would claim otherwise), but this biscuits and gravy meal was around 2010.

I had biscuits and gravy at IHOP once, it was really good.

Now I'm imagining this 5 year back and forth where both poof and some Saudian Arabian dude are trying to scam each other for money.

It depends. If there's something interesting gong on in the front, such as tendrils or like there's some hair hanging over one side, then a tail or bun can be really sexy.

Yes. No. Don't think I've ever heard of this.