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Damn, while I was thinking of all those I put in my prior post I thought of another one that I forgot about when I made said post, and it's a big one. Morel Oral's two-part episode Nature when Clay goes on his psychotic drunken rant. Within that classic rant the moment that sticks out the most to me was 'THEN THEY GOTCHA BY THE right where it counts...." like it's on Adult Swim, so they could say balls or nuts or testicles or something, but I guess they figured it would be in character for any citizen of Moralton to censor themselves, even in a drunken psychotic rant. I've always wondered if Clay's voice actor had to do a shitload of takes for that "scene" just out of bursting out loud laughing while trying to record his lines. That must've been something reading those lines in that tone when you're probably not even angry, maybe even enjoying yourself. And it was a long rant too, if memory serves.

Those are very often not accessible. I didn't know of anyone with porn VHS's or Playboy mags. Before I discovered scrambled cable (PPV?) porn all I had was the Victoria's Secret catalog.

And yet Internet trolls are the exact opposite. 😆

Why don't you just play the fucking saxophone instead? I don't mean you personally, but what you said comes off as "dude, if only people knew how awesome this is, they'd see the truth!" When really they could get a similar feeling with MUCH better music by playing an instrument like the sax.

I think for us that were young at the time, boobs were boobs and that was that, but older guys liked the appeal of "dude real 18 year old co-eds flashing their titties!" And getting the DVDs you could watch it on your big screen TV rather than a tiny computer monitor. Me and you didn't care about that stuff because boobs are boobs, and finding them on the net was basically our only way of finding it in any kind of easy way.

lol I'm not equating Martha Stewart to Donald Trump. I'm equating Martha Stewart to Brad Pitt. Except for the fact I don't remember a shitload of American young/middle aged men clamoring for some Martha Stewart tail. You're equating Brad Pitt to Donald Trump. Also you're completely ignoring where I said Trump's wives would definitely fuck him for his money and clout while I would not because I don't want to fuck any dudes, including whoever that was you said was good and married. ALSO ALSO the money and clout was supposed to be in ADDITION to the good but aged looks of Mr. Pitt. I wasn't saying sleep with a Danny DeVito looking dude with money and clout. Looks are still part of the equation.

A leaked sex tape does not a pornstar make.

Nah, he was right to chastise me. But in my defense, he beat me by less than a minute.

1. All of his wives would say yes. 2. I'm cishet 3. Trump was I guess "average" at his absolute peak and a complete dumpster fire (physically and in many other ways) now. Brad Pitt was a huge heart throb in his heyday and now he's just a little aged. 4. Hell, I'd fuck Martha Stewart.

? Was Tara Reid a pornstar?

Hey, don't put words in my mouth fingers!

His millions of dollars and clout in Hollywood doesn't help?

California had literally no snow days ever first.

Pope: "Ok, Portugal, you get Brazil. Spain, you get the entire rest of South and Central America." Spain: "Sounds fair." Portugal: "Hey wait a fucking minute here..."

Well they colonized Florida.... What I really want to know is why didn't they "conquer" Brazil? The Portuguese? WTF?

That logo IS giving that subliminal message. 😂

Heh. I knew a woman named Sadaf in grad school and she was hawwwwwwwwwwwwt.

Stormy Daniels, damn, if Trump wasn't elected president I never would have heard of her.

Not so much ignored it as actively tried to kill it.

Panda and Trigun still come here. Trigun was here like a couple days ago, even. Miss crushrose, but I don't know if he ever made it here (or node, for that matter). Miss darkside too.

And once again I am left out. Fuck you too. RainyFapJizz midfap faplemonade Fapinator Cyberfappy kidney-fapper-101

No judgment, but man, either still me has a prolapsed anus or you got some really weird tastes.

He always was a..... MASTER BAITER

Ok, I have thought of several. Futurama The Devil's Hands are Idle Playthings: One of them says something like "Is this real or is it being staged?" "Someone else says something like, "I think it is real," then Amy says, "Not if Leela is engaged." From the same episode: Zoidberg: "The music was in your heart! Not your hands!" Fry: *plays holophoner with his own hands* Zoidberg: "Your music is bad and you should feel bad." From the episode we first meet Zapp Brannigan: Zapp crying: "You can take the sham-pag-in." Leela: "No thanks... and it's pronounced sham-pain." Zapp: "OH GOD NO!" The Simpsons Homer tumbling down Springfield Gorge when trying to show Bart how dumb it was to try to jump it on his skateboard. One of the Treehouses of Horror, Groundskeeper Willy left a note by the thermostat.: "Do not touch Willy" Homer reads it as "Do not touch Willy. Good advice." Then cranks the thermostat. Aqua Teen Hunger Force Shake tells Carl to shut up. Carl's head explodes without warning or him even changing expressions. Meatwad asks, "Why'd he do that?" Shake replies, "Why wouldn't he?" Cut to credits. When the Cybernetic Christmas Ghost of the Past From the Future starts another "THOUSands of years ago...." story and Frylock rolls his eyes. And another part of that episode where Ghost goes "There was much defecation" and Frylock interrupts him "Yeah you mentioned that." From the same episode: Danzig asks Carl, "Can we get the blood to flow UP the walls?" Carl: "I don't know, let me talk to my blood guy, the shrieking robot over here." Ghost: "Sure, I don't see why not." Danzig: "Killer." From the same episode again: Ghost: " He is so annoying, he is so frightening, and he doesn't wear a shirt." Shake: "You make our house bleed right now!" Cut to credits. Sea Lab 2021 Murphy to Sparks about credit cards: "You told me it was a magical goodies creator." From the same episode: Sparks reveals to Murphy his plan to kill him and take all the shit he bought with the credit card and collect on a huge life insurance policy he took out on him. Murphy very casually to Sparks: "Welp... see you in hell then." Sparks replies very casually, "Probably." Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law Fred Flintstone: "YOU'RE DEAD TO ME, CAN OPENER!" Loony Tunes In Duck Amok where Daffy tries to play a guitar but it makes machine gun noises. Then when he smashes the guitar in anger and frustration, instead of it creating a crashing or banging sound, it creates a braying donkey sound.

Dammit. Not by much.