Doom Metal Alchemist

Ack, you cut your hair! Also you look like a cross between Mark Maron and Greg Proops. Sorry, I know the focus was supposed to be Shadow.

My high school aged cousins came over maybe a couple years ago and in their words they were "nerding out" over my old consoles. They really wanted to play them but we have no compatible TVs. They were so excited to play the original N64 Smash Bros. too.

Phillies said he lost his virginity a long time ago, but hasn't had sex in a long time. I don't know if that's just very very very probable speculation that zeni is a virgin or if he has admitted it himself. I'm pretty sure Mochi has since said he lost his virginity

So are you saying liberals who have no guns are a tiny drop in the bucket of our population, or we just don't matter just because?

It wasn't in the future when McDonald's ran out of the Mulan sauce after having brought it back because of Rick and Morty. Oh yeah and what about when the owner of Chik-Fil-A "came out" as a proud homophobe?

Bullshit man, you got the retro games.

katt's a virgin. She's asexual though so her virginity is by choice. I could've sworn there were more male virgins like me here but I can't think of any off the top of my head. Edit: Just thought of one, but I don't want to single them out. Knew I wasn't the only one.

*bro-fist*

And that's an NL game too. Wait, did the Marlins flip to the AL, or are they still NL?

I actually meant to add something like, "I've heard it's bad to do that, but oh well" to the post but I forgot until after I posted and didn't feel like editing. 😆

I thought Dr. Pimplepopper (M.D.) was an insult Jerry's character on Seinfeld lobbed at a dermatologist he was dating.

I'm lame, so if it was me I'd just name it Epona. Do you like Bob's Burgers? Equestranaut, Charriot, Bobsephela, Bronconius, Sunpuddle, Horseplay...

It doesn't count unless he built the electronics out of legos.

Have you tried amazon, ebay, craigslist, etsy, etc.?

I thought it was acceptable for adults to eat cereals like Lucky Charms and Cocoa Puffs now, so Crest Kids bubble gum toothpaste should be fine too.

Is she hot? I'll take her off your hands.

Shadow did it.

I almost always have my laptop plugged in. So that's at 100. I plugged my phone in a while ago when I got home from work, it was at 55 at the time. Now it is at 92.

Hey now, Jerry Seinfeld is a Mets fan. And fuck the Yankees. If you're a New York baseball fan that doesn't like The Yankees, I salute you.

Comedy Central used to occasionally show some form of "stand-up" Rowan Atkinson did that I loved. The air-drumming bit was probably the highlight.

I thought "blue balls" meant something else.

Our water tastes awful lately.

I watched SNL as a kid, kthnx. And Tsar's no big whoop reference was an obvious one for me. I'm sure Tsar will recognize this one too: "Like buttah."

Especially sarsaparilla, I bet.

I've never heard them, but they're notorious on the Metal Archives forum for putting out "horrible" noise singles on bandcamp like every single day. Have a look at their discography: https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Sloth/16591